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Posted: 10/27/2006 4:42:21 PM EST
they got me again,walking home with a big box of donuts,first thug knocks box out of my hand another one rips down my pants from behind,my underpants went with them.there laughing and hopping around screaming ''look at homey''bwaaaa bwaa chevk out homys little dick.then they take of down the street at mach 8 WITH MY DONUTS!I hat these guys I really and truly do.this is about the 4th time this year.then the next day i go into the barber shop for a trim and the old fuck working says"heard ya got pantsed again.mabe you should try suspenders either that or go to briefs"and all the assholes there are snickering and laughing into there hands.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:43:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2006 4:43:35 PM EST by Alien]

Originally Posted By ronmann:
they got me again,walking home with a big box of donuts,first thug knocks box out of my hand another one rips down my pants from behind,my underpants went with them.there laughing and hopping around screaming ''look at homey''bwaaaa bwaa chevk out homys little dick.then they take of down the street at mach 8 WITH MY DONUTS!I hat these guys I really and truly do.this is about the 4th time this year.then the next day i go into the barber shop for a trim and the old fuck working says"heard ya got pantsed again.mabe you should try suspenders either that or go to briefs"and all the assholes there are snickering and laughing into there hands.

WTF? That's fucked up.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:43:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2006 4:43:56 PM EST by sae057]
Hrrrmmm....

Unpleasant...?

Not real sure how to respond to this....
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:43:48 PM EST


Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:44:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:44:48 PM EST
Draw Down®
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:45:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lester_Burnham:
Draw pants Down®
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:45:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lester_Burnham:
Draw Down®
ya and then ill be in jail with thousands of those hoods.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:47:02 PM EST
dyude you know it was off duty police officers, LOL
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:47:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lester_Burnham:
Draw Down®


He's in NY. He can't defend himself.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:47:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By Alien:

Originally Posted By ronmann:
they got me again,walking home with a big box of donuts,first thug knocks box out of my hand another one rips down my pants from behind,my underpants went with them.there laughing and hopping around screaming ''look at homey''bwaaaa bwaa chevk out homys little dick.then they take of down the street at mach 8 WITH MY DONUTS!I hat these guys I really and truly do.this is about the 4th time this year.then the next day i go into the barber shop for a trim and the old fuck working says"heard ya got pantsed again.mabe you should try suspenders either that or go to briefs"and all the assholes there are snickering and laughing into there hands.

WTF? That's fucked up.


+1
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:48:05 PM EST
What, are you some kind of moron? Why would guys think that this was ok?
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:48:49 PM EST
Use OC and a knife next time.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:49:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:

Originally Posted By Lester_Burnham:
Draw Down®


He's in NY. He can't defend himself.
your damn right.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:50:05 PM EST
I see a box of laxative laced donuts in their future. What do you think Ron?
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:51:28 PM EST
and you call the cops and they act like they want to bust out laughing too.arrogant bastards.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:52:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bubblehead597:
I see a box of laxative laced donuts in their future. What do you think Ron?
ya know,thats the best damn idea i heard yet.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:53:32 PM EST
Penial extension next tme they do it beat em with your nightstick
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:54:22 PM EST
Fourth time? Tell the truth. You do this on purpose, don't you.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:57:00 PM EST
Get some pepperspray, champ.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:59:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2006 5:01:06 PM EST by -RotorDemon-]

Originally Posted By ronmann:

Originally Posted By Bubblehead597:
I see a box of laxative laced donuts in their future. What do you think Ron?
ya know,thats the best damn idea i heard yet.


No shit.. thats great!

Ipecac jelly donuts, and Ex-Lax apple fritters.

I'd get pantsed knowing they would be squirting and puking for an hour or more.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 4:59:14 PM EST
Once would be funny, after that there would be serious consequences and repressions.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:00:08 PM EST
You're fucked if they find out.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:00:21 PM EST
Two words: Fox Labs.

Wait, you can use pepper spray in New York, right?
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:00:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pangea:
Fourth time? Tell the truth. You do this on purpose, don't you.
im telling ya these no good punks.ya got to be carefull.with there sideways hats and pants hanging off there asses.they would be just as happy to stomp the shit out of me.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:01:26 PM EST
Heavy 6 would have known what to do.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:03:26 PM EST
Why does this stuff always happen to people with low post count?
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:04:14 PM EST
Buy pants that fit and stop walking around with your head up your ass.
That punk could have just as easily knifed you.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:04:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pangea:
Fourth time? Tell the truth. You do this on purpose, don't you.


The bear said to the hunter: you are not really here for the hunt, are you?
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:05:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2006 5:05:49 PM EST by BulletBait]

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Why does this stuff always happen to people with low post count?

because they still go outside.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:05:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By theoneinthemask:
Get some pepperspray, champ.
pepperspay!these punks go strapped with glocks!they dont even bother to conceal them,and the fuckin cops,they just drive by like they dont see nothing.and besides carring pepper spray in this fuckin nazi germany new york will have me in the station with a plunger handel stuck up my ass,thank you for the suggestion though.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:06:31 PM EST
If you stop buying so many donuts...

1. The hoods won't have any booty, which will discourage attack.

2. You might become less of a fat body and actually be able to defend yourself or run (or pull down their pants, if you lean that way).
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:06:59 PM EST
chillax a sec playa, dem donuts were all like, tasty and pimplacious yo
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:07:02 PM EST
Actually, I think this is believable.


My sister got jumped along with my other female cousin coming out of a Taxi Cab near Grenich Village (where they live).


Apparently a bunch of cross dressing male teenagers in drag and heels didn't like them and assaulted them pretty badly.

Cops caught a bunch but they are underage so not much they could do.


The same cross dressers apparently were attacking random people all over the neighborhood.


WTF is wrong with new york?



If you can't defend yourself from 4 thugs who only pants you while you are carrying donuts. Get some pepper spray. Or have more situational awareness and avoid them? How many times do they have to pants you before you become situationally aware and avoid their territory?

+1 on the Pepper Spray
+1 on the exlax.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:08:00 PM EST
I for one, appreciate you not posting pics.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:08:08 PM EST
you guys think im bullshitting you well im not.im as serious as a heart attack my friends.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:11:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By ronmann:
they got me again,walking home with a big box of donuts,first thug knocks box out of my hand another one rips down my pants from behind,my underpants went with them.there laughing and hopping around screaming ''look at homey''bwaaaa bwaa chevk out homys little dick.then they take of down the street at mach 8 WITH MY DONUTS!I hat these guys I really and truly do.this is about the 4th time this year.then the next day i go into the barber shop for a trim and the old fuck working says"heard ya got pantsed again.mabe you should try suspenders either that or go to briefs"and all the assholes there are snickering and laughing into there hands.


Would this help ?
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:12:01 PM EST
This is gonna be good.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:12:13 PM EST
in ny you cannot defend yourself,you have no right to defend yourself.the lawmakers in this state SHOULD BE FUCKING A-S-H-A-M-E-d of themselfs.and im not overwieght and i am no tough guy or do i kid myself to be.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:12:13 PM EST


Invest in a belt.

Don't wear sweatpants, windbreaker pants, or pants multiple sizes too large.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:13:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By SgtWhiting:

Originally Posted By ronmann:
they got me again,walking home with a big box of donuts,first thug knocks box out of my hand another one rips down my pants from behind,my underpants went with them.there laughing and hopping around screaming ''look at homey''bwaaaa bwaa chevk out homys little dick.then they take of down the street at mach 8 WITH MY DONUTS!I hat these guys I really and truly do.this is about the 4th time this year.then the next day i go into the barber shop for a trim and the old fuck working says"heard ya got pantsed again.mabe you should try suspenders either that or go to briefs"and all the assholes there are snickering and laughing into there hands.


Would this help ?
img81.imageshack.us/img81/637/penispumpqh5.png
WTF?
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:14:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By ronmann:

Originally Posted By SgtWhiting:

Originally Posted By ronmann:
they got me again,walking home with a big box of donuts,first thug knocks box out of my hand another one rips down my pants from behind,my underpants went with them.there laughing and hopping around screaming ''look at homey''bwaaaa bwaa chevk out homys little dick.then they take of down the street at mach 8 WITH MY DONUTS!I hat these guys I really and truly do.this is about the 4th time this year.then the next day i go into the barber shop for a trim and the old fuck working says"heard ya got pantsed again.mabe you should try suspenders either that or go to briefs"and all the assholes there are snickering and laughing into there hands.


Would this help ?
img81.imageshack.us/img81/637/penispumpqh5.png
WTF?


It even has the red attachment for you.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:14:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2006 5:15:23 PM EST by Rush0212]

Originally Posted By ronmann:
you guys think im bullshitting you well im not.im as serious as a heart attack my friends.



Yes, yes I do think your bullshiting. Because I dont think anyone that comes to this site would LET it happen FOUR times? and then POST it?? Yeh Im thinking



Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:19:11 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:19:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rush0212:

Originally Posted By ronmann:
you guys think im bullshitting you well im not.im as serious as a heart attack my friends.



Yes, yes I do think your bullshiting. Because I dont think anyone that comes to this site would LET it happen FOUR times? and then POST it?? Yeh Im thinking



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young man....you can call bullshit all you want living safely where you are.but the only reason I CAN discuss this is because of of the ANONMITY of the internet.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:20:41 PM EST
You know, maybe you should hang out around Home Depot. Some Arfcomers have reported losing their wallets...
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:22:54 PM EST
you guys are whooping it up as it is.do you think i would ever discuss this with family,friends or co-workers.so i can have chops busted for the rest of my life/id have does slong enlargers left on my desk at work by jokers like you guys.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:26:53 PM EST
A couple of things:

1. Posting your inadaquecies on the internet in the GD section of AR15.Com is, although priceless to us, probably not in your best intrests.

2. I would take the comment about my "little dick" to my grave rather than post it anywhere, anytime.

3. If this has happened 4 times, you have bigger problems then we here can help you with.

4. And lastly, the point of my last post was either go a different route, have the donuts delivered, or grow a bigger dick, or in this case, some balls.

And you wonder why some are calling your post B.S........

Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:27:39 PM EST
I would think the cops would want to catch the donut thieves.....
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:30:19 PM EST
I am not tagging this
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 5:31:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2006 5:32:35 PM EST by ronmann]
well,this is the only place i would have the ball to tell the whole truth.and im no tough guy some of us are wimps and thats all there is to it.sure i'll tell my friends how i chased them nine blocks and then beat there asses and tea bagged them.but here i can let it all off my chest.
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