If the rumors about these little gems are true, why aren't we ordering them in the name of all our leftist enemies, irritating neighbors, co-workers, and so on?  Think about it:  What would be more fun that watching the ATF come hassle the corrupt jerks in your life?  Maybe we could send some to their own agents so then they would have to investigate each other?  

If, indeed the magical powers of the DIAS are true, I'm sure some of you bright folks here could find limitless uses for this novel new application for the "Pre-81" DIAS!

Send in your money order (with their name and address, not yours) for prompt delivery (and arrival of the white vans and sedans with the attendant agents talking into their wrists).

Just don't use YOUR checks or credit card #'s.

My grandfather, being interested in philosophy and spirituality, replied to an ad from the Rosicrucians in about 1939 and never sent them a cent or another piece of correspondence.  They kept sending him free books (hardcover) and pamphlets and other stuff until after he died in 1972.

That's a great idea. Of course I'd much rather disobey the law and have one anyway.