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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:31:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2012 5:53:48 PM EDT by Frosty451]


hey man, my name is aaron im 18 i am a survival Extraordinaire . I specialize in wilderness but im pretty handy with and urban setting. i am looking for an experienced survival buddy only. survival is 100% disaplin im looking for nothing less if u cant keep up or dont think you can, you cant. i am extremly 420 frienldy i dont partake as offten durring excersizes (if at all). i plan to be in a teach and learn situation. im open for sugjestions an ideas so if you think you are up to it hit me up. i also offer lessons for familys and groups. if you are a single person wishing to learn plz email me anyway ill fit you in no dought. thank you stay friendly.


LOL. Kenosha craiglist makes for interesting reading.

I'm tempted to troll this. What say the hive?

UPDATE 1
i had so many ideas but I decided to keep it simple and mysterious. I sent this email. Wonder if he'll bite?
Hey aaron

My name is Parker and I just saw your add on craigslist. My bruh and I were in mex last week with this chic and things got crazey. but we back now so all's good. Were lookig for sum to add to our game and sounds like you got the skills to help us out. I got back from Iraq but nothing badass, I was in supply and I still got connections if you know what I mean haha. My bud was too. Anyway we're interested in your lessons, hit me back.


holler-

parker

God writing like that made my head hurt.

UPDATE 2
excelent another newcomer to the wonderful world of survival. i need to know a couple of things. your location age name. im going to do a back round check. if thts ok. its required since we are out in the middle of the wilderness with sharp things. id also like to know how much u are willing to learn. i can teach you basics or specifics or everything. i also need to know if u want to travel or if u would like to stay local. im looking forward to your response. i will give you a price and a list of materials soon enough


Okay guys, gimme some ideas here to string him along


UPDATE 3
Yo arron,

I would have replied sooner but I got booted out of the library for looking at smurfs. I'm in Kenosha and name is Gerald Parker. but peeple just call me parker. Your talking about sharp things, were not crossing swords yet right? We'll learn everything you can teach us. I want to be like Bear Giles. What experiense do you have, can you show me what kit I need for training? I still have most of my stuff from Iraq. Travel's no big thing, I been all over, just got back from MExico last week. What kind of payment you take? Cash, other stuff? Like I got a whole freezer of imtation crab meat if you want any.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:32:08 AM EDT
Yeah but....do you have the disaplin needed?
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:33:17 AM EDT
Illiterate, pothead, survivalist. Sounds like fun. Have at it.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:33:27 AM EDT
Something tells me dad must have a lot of imitation crab meat in the freezer.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:33:28 AM EDT
no dought
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:33:49 AM EDT
Tell me more about these excersizes.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:34:07 AM EDT
Do it...but dont forget your towelie.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:34:26 AM EDT
Disaplin sounds like some type of medication...
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:34:36 AM EDT
OMG redding thet mekes me hed hertz.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:36:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:36:20 AM EDT
And he's EXTREMELY 420 friendly.

Is this the new way to troll for weed?
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:37:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By scarecrow31:
Something tells me dad must have a lot of imitation crab meat in the freezer.

Yep, I heard banjos playing as I read that ad....
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:37:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/16/2012 9:38:16 AM EDT by staraero]
He already has crab meat i shall offer trains
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:37:45 AM EDT
Ask him to make a YouTube video showcasing his abilities. I really want to see this clown for some reason
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:37:52 AM EDT
And what is this "survival Extraordinaire"?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:37:53 AM EDT
Probably a street kid with a laptop and free wifi.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:38:09 AM EDT
Drop him off 10 blocks from the nearest Kwicki Mart and 10 bucks says he's found raped and starving in two weeks within a 3 block area.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:38:51 AM EDT
I would think less of you if you didn't troll that.

Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:39:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/16/2012 9:40:19 AM EDT by odfox]
What part of survival requires your buddy to be single?

I'm guessing the excersizes start out with "we're the last two people in the world..."
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:39:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Belisarius_33:
And he's EXTREMELY 420 friendly.

Is this the new way to troll for weed?


The expression has been around since the 1990s. Apparently, 4:20 is the perfect time to smoke pot. So when you see 4:19 or 4:20, that's what it means.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:39:39 AM EDT
its a tarp
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:40:02 AM EDT
Wasn't he trying to sell a shotgun on here not too long ago?
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:41:17 AM EDT
Those crazy cheeseheads.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:41:32 AM EDT


Definitely troll OP.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:42:07 AM EDT
LOL
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:45:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:47:17 AM EDT
Airsoft much?
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:47:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:49:38 AM EDT
OK you convinced me. I'm not sure my spelling and grammar will pass the sniff test for his.... targeted audience but I've got some ideas but I'm going to let them simmer for a bit before I FO.

Stay friendly
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:50:30 AM EDT
I sugjestion thet yoo trolls him gooder.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:58:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 9:59:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21:
CL is almost as 'tarded as GD. Almost.


about 87% as retarded as GD
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 10:11:46 AM EDT
There's gonna be a lot of drinking, fighting and sex on this camping trip.

So, whose all going?

Just me and you.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 10:23:57 AM EDT
I don't have much disaplin but I do have a freezer full of imitation crab meat and it's to much for me to eat.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 10:31:06 AM EDT
Find a picture of a dick and send it to him.

Tell him you needs lessons.


Link Posted: 9/16/2012 10:33:32 AM EDT
Remember it's all about the disaplin.

It takes tough mental disaplin to be a survival extraordinaire.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 10:35:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Skrapmetal:
Disaplin sounds like some type of medication...

Holy fuck, I'm trademarking that shit.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 10:35:49 AM EDT
Get on my level kid...

Link Posted: 9/16/2012 10:37:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/16/2012 10:38:34 AM EDT by JAFFE]


Are you a... wizard ninja?





Link Posted: 9/16/2012 10:40:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 10:48:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By scarecrow31:
Something tells me dad must have a lot of imitation crab meat in the freezer.


Link Posted: 9/16/2012 10:56:54 AM EDT
I'm guessing he drinks his pee.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 11:15:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By andrasik:
Yeah but....do you have the disaplin needed?

I dought it.

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Link Posted: 9/16/2012 11:25:03 AM EDT
survival is 100% disaplin, and zero percent spelling.

Link Posted: 9/16/2012 11:26:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By andrasik:
Yeah but....do you have the disaplin needed?

I have my doughts.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 11:31:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Frosty451:


hey man, my name is aaron im 18 i am a survival Extraordinaire . I specialize in wilderness but im pretty handy with and urban setting. i am looking for an experienced survival buddy only. survival is 100% disaplin im looking for nothing less if u cant keep up or dont think you can, you cant. i am extremly 420 frienldy i dont partake as offten durring excersizes (if at all). i plan to be in a teach and learn situation. im open for sugjestions an ideas so if you think you are up to it hit me up. i also offer lessons for familys and groups. if you are a single person wishing to learn plz email me anyway ill fit you in no dought. thank you stay friendly.


LOL. Kenosha craiglist makes for interesting reading.

I'm tempted to troll this. What say the hive?


I'm tagging this just to see what kind of response you get. Don't let me down.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 11:37:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bowbender7:
Ask him to make a YouTube video showcasing his abilities. I really want to see this clown for some reason


This.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 11:38:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Frosty451:


hey man, my name is aaron im 18 i am a survival Extraordinaire . I specialize in wilderness but im pretty handy with and urban setting. i am looking for an experienced survival buddy only. survival is 100% disaplin im looking for nothing less if u cant keep up or dont think you can, you cant. i am extremly 420 frienldy i dont partake as offten durring excersizes (if at all). i plan to be in a teach and learn situation. im open for sugjestions an ideas so if you think you are up to it hit me up. i also offer lessons for familys and groups. if you are a single person wishing to learn plz email me anyway ill fit you in no dought. thank you stay friendly.


LOL. Kenosha craiglist makes for interesting reading.

I'm tempted to troll this. What say the hive?



I bet he got an A+ in English.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 11:51:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsSouthOfTexas:
Originally Posted By Frosty451:


hey man, my name is aaron im 18 i am a survival Extraordinaire . I specialize in wilderness but im pretty handy with and urban setting. i am looking for an experienced survival buddy only. survival is 100% disaplin im looking for nothing less if u cant keep up or dont think you can, you cant. i am extremly 420 frienldy i dont partake as offten durring excersizes (if at all). i plan to be in a teach and learn situation. im open for sugjestions an ideas so if you think you are up to it hit me up. i also offer lessons for familys and groups. if you are a single person wishing to learn plz email me anyway ill fit you in no dought. thank you stay friendly.


LOL. Kenosha craiglist makes for interesting reading.

I'm tempted to troll this. What say the hive?



I bet he got an A+ in English.

1, 2, 3... hooked on phonics works for me?



Seriously though... I'm thinking too much emphasis on phonics and not enough on spelling, combined with too many hours in the text/ email/ irc/ gaming realm instead of real life.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 12:04:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Frosty451:
no dought




There's definitely a dought, it hasn't rained here in quite some time.
Link Posted: 9/16/2012 12:13:03 PM EDT
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