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Posted: 10/2/2004 9:17:15 PM EDT
and he wants me to loan him 500 bux.  He said his sargeant said that if he showed up with his own stuff that they would totally flip out and send him to delta force cuz he's such a badass.  He even said that since he's a black belt in yung poon tang that they were gonna make him a green baret instead of sending him to boot camp.

What kind of machiengun should I tell him to buy?  Can I get him a silencer and some extra clips for it?
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:17:55 PM EDT
[#1]
I thought we were keeping this on IM, dude.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:18:22 PM EDT
[#2]
XM8 it the most powerful one
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:18:43 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
and he wants me to loan him 500 bux.  He said his sargeant said that if he showed up with his own stuff that they would totally flip out and send him to delta force cuz he's such a badass.  He even said that since he's a black belt in yung poon tang that they were gonna make him a green baret instead of sending him to boot camp.

What kind of machiengun should I tell him to buy?  Can I get him a silencer and some extra clips for it?



This, folks, appears to be a classic example of posting while drinking....



Woody
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:19:06 PM EDT
[#4]
Tell him ninja throwing stars are way more sweet than a machinegun.


Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:20:03 PM EDT
[#5]
He may need a little more tearing down than usual.....
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:20:14 PM EDT
[#6]
Everyone knows the Steyr Aug is better than the M16 or even the XM8 because it shoots bigger bullets. geeze everyone who plays Counter-Strike knows that!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:21:59 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

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and he wants me to loan him 500 bux.  He said his sargeant said that if he showed up with his own stuff that they would totally flip out and send him to delta force cuz he's such a badass.  He even said that since he's a black belt in yung poon tang that they were gonna make him a green baret instead of sending him to boot camp.

What kind of machiengun should I tell him to buy?  Can I get him a silencer and some extra clips for it?



This, folks, appears to be a classic example of posting while drinking....



Woody



"Sir, I am going to have to ask you to step away from the keyboard and put your hands on your head."
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:22:04 PM EDT
[#8]

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and he wants me to loan him 500 bux.  He said his sargeant said that if he showed up with his own stuff that they would totally flip out and send him to delta force cuz he's such a badass.  He even said that since he's a black belt in yung poon tang that they were gonna make him a green baret instead of sending him to boot camp.

What kind of machiengun should I tell him to buy?  Can I get him a silencer and some extra clips for it?



Don't drink and post ! You'll put your eye out !

Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:22:39 PM EDT
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This, folks, appears to be a classic example of posting while drinking....



Woody



Yep.  A tard gettting drunk.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:24:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Whatever you get, make sure it has enough thrusts per squeeze.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:25:02 PM EDT
[#11]

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This, folks, appears to be a classic example of posting while drinking....



Woody



Yep.  A tard gettting drunk.



Did you say something, new guy?
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:25:05 PM EDT
[#12]
I heard that the high speed operators are all using Vulcan Arms.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:29:21 PM EDT
[#13]
Drinking the green faerie again tonight?  
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:30:51 PM EDT
[#14]

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Drinking the green faerie again tonight?  



Wish I had some.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:31:13 PM EDT
[#15]

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I heard that the high speed operators are all using Vulcan Arms.



You mean the guns of America's Special Forces?  Cool!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:33:09 PM EDT
[#16]

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I heard that the high speed operators are all using Vulcan Arms.



Only becuase they are running short of Bobcat Arms guns
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:33:27 PM EDT
[#17]
Personally, I'm enjoying a Dos Equis green right now.  Okay, I'm finishing the 6-pack.  Now I'll either have to move on to the wife's Michelob Ultra or hit the Grey Goose in the freezer....  Choices, choices...

Woody
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:35:28 PM EDT
[#18]
tacpoint, don't forget a tacpoint
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:36:11 PM EDT
[#19]
The evils of absinthe revealed.....
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:37:17 PM EDT
[#20]

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Did you say something, new guy?



Believe me...I ain't new...
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:37:47 PM EDT
[#21]
.44 magnum
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:38:14 PM EDT
[#22]

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Did you say something, new guy?



Believe me...I ain't new...




So what's your excuse?    
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:38:38 PM EDT
[#23]

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So what's your excuse?    



For?
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:40:59 PM EDT
[#24]
tell him to get a ma duece oh and go easy on the bottle.

Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:42:02 PM EDT
[#25]

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Did you say something, new guy?



Believe me...I ain't new...



Ah yes, another newbe who claims to have been here forever, probably back to the mythical AR-15 list.  
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:43:52 PM EDT
[#26]
so much for  OPSEC  now everyone knows!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:45:33 PM EDT
[#27]

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Did you say something, new guy?



Believe me...I ain't new...



Ah yes, another newbe who claims to have been here forever, probably back to the mythical AR-15 list.  



Yawwwnnnnn  if you spend enough time at pre-ban you can figure out who most of the new accounts are...
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:47:10 PM EDT
[#28]

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and he wants me to loan him 500 bux.  He said his sargeant said that if he showed up with his own stuff that they would totally flip out and send him to delta force cuz he's such a badass.  He even said that since he's a black belt in yung poon tang that they were gonna make him a green baret instead of sending him to boot camp.

What kind of machiengun should I tell him to buy?  Can I get him a silencer and some extra clips for it?



dude whatever you're drinking, can I have some too?
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:50:07 PM EDT
[#29]
Get him an MP5, put a long barrel on it, and a scope and tell him to go sniping.  
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 9:50:35 PM EDT
[#30]


 

he needs to buy a mashinegun
  as in Washing (Mashine).  

Tell him to call GE.  Word has it they have a TopLoader he can get at a USA Sam'sClub discount and the troops should Love the results.      If he plays it right, they'll throw in the double-insulated, extra-suppressed exhaust tube.  

Coach him to go light on the starch.  
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:07:30 PM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:09:15 PM EDT
[#32]

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and he wants me to loan him 500 bux.  He said his sargeant said that if he showed up with his own stuff that they would totally flip out and send him to delta force cuz he's such a badass.  He even said that since he's a black belt in yung poon tang that they were gonna make him a green baret instead of sending him to boot camp.

What kind of machiengun should I tell him to buy?  Can I get him a silencer and some extra clips for it?



       
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:19:18 PM EDT
[#33]
Haha... I guess you guys didn't see the post about the guy who knows a guy who says he can/needs to buy his own weapon in the military.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:29:30 PM EDT
[#34]
I heard you have to leave your gun at home when you are shipped out. So you daunt gat thum DEszzZZaaaaZ.

MT
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:33:52 PM EDT
[#35]
Buy him a Super Soaker and he can be a totally hardcore badass……



ANdy
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:39:25 PM EDT
[#36]
Get him the one Al Pacino used in...well you know...
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:49:17 PM EDT
[#37]

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Did you say something, new guy?



Believe me...I ain't new...



Ah yes, another newbe who claims to have been here forever, probably back to the mythical AR-15 list.  


No, probably the digest.
Borg
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:48:53 PM EDT
[#38]
Why not tell him to get one of those full-auto Ak's or AR-15's that are supposed to be laying around in the street?

He could spray from the hip and kill 50,000 people without even aiming!
Plus add the 75 or 100 round clips and he could be roxxoring!

Save yourself $500 bux dude, get him one of the AK's from the street.
Or the even more fearsome, and deadly Mac-10.

They should be everywhere by now.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:55:55 PM EDT
[#39]
One of the funniest threads i've seen so far, i only have one question.... wtf is that picture BenDover has under his name? hinking.gif
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:59:15 PM EDT
[#40]

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wtf is that picture BenDover has under his name?



His favorite hat.



J/K Ben.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 12:07:20 AM EDT
[#41]
For 500 bux, you should be able to get him a nice full auto revolver.  The amry rangers are using them rite now in the iran war.  Im a amry ranger and i was in the gulf iran war too.  we yoozed the .50 cal FA lever ackshun rifles when we captured saddam in tehran.  Those are baddass.

if yoo cusin shows up with a mashine gum they will putt him in the amry ranger rite away, like they did me and my friend and another friend.

if yoo nede expert advise just ask me and i will have you squared away.

Link Posted: 10/3/2004 2:03:45 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/3/2004 2:06:45 AM EDT
[#43]
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