must resist, damn i am so into this girl.

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Posted: 3/14/2005 6:36:00 PM EDT

Well i met her about a year ago and i have to say she is just about the coolest person i have ever meant into working on cars, shooting guns, smithing on 1911's. I met her because she has a bitchin 69 camaro and i was driving my 70Z28. Then I ended up sitting next to her and realized she was a staunch republican and had a great sense of humor making fun of liberals. Well I asked her to go to a gun show and thats when i realized that even though she was only 19 she was married.

It gets better she is probably 5'7 but has huge fake tits, wow they look great. We actually became friends in class and i really enjoyed talking with her.

Ran into her today after trying to forget about her, started talking and then just started thinking what a great person she is.

So now I want to get together with her just to joke around and hang out. But i started thinking Do i want to bang her or just be friends? I love her company but he also is very good looking.

Problems for both of us or is it cool to have female friends?

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:37:31 PM EDT

[#1]

Hit it and provide us pics

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:38:52 PM EDT

[#2]

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h she was only 19 she was married.

You already answered your questions.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:39:06 PM EDT

[#3]

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Well i met her about a year ago and i have to say she is just about the coolest person i have ever meant into working on cars, shooting guns, smithing on 1911's. I met her because she has a bitchin 69 camaro and i was driving my 70Z28. Then I ended up sitting next to her and realized she was a staunch republican and had a great sense of humor making fun of liberals. Well I asked her to go to a gun show and thats when i realized that even though she was only 19 she was married.

It gets better she is probably 5'7 but has huge fake tits, wow they look great. We actually became friends in class and i really enjoyed talking with her.

Ran into her today after trying to forget about her, started talking and then just started thinking what a great person she is.

So now I want to get together with her just to joke around and hang out. But i started thinking Do i want to bang her or just be friends? I love her company but he also is very good looking.

Problems for both of us or is it cool to have female friends?

How old are you??

If she has big expensive fake tits, can you afford her lifestlye, and if not her problems?

Good luck! I love girls.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:40:43 PM EDT

[#4]

Don't be an asshole.

Leave married women alone. Be friends but not fuckbuddies.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:41:48 PM EDT

[#5]

You can only look at the menu. Now go take a cold shower.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:42:31 PM EDT

[#6]

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Well i met her about a year ago and i have to say she is just about the coolest person i have ever meant into working on cars, shooting guns, smithing on 1911's. I met her because she has a bitchin 69 camaro and i was driving my 70Z28. Then I ended up sitting next to her and realized she was a staunch republican and had a great sense of humor making fun of liberals. Well I asked her to go to a gun show and thats when i realized that even though she was only 19 she was married.

It gets better she is probably 5'7 but has huge fake tits, wow they look great. We actually became friends in class and i really enjoyed talking with her.

Ran into her today after trying to forget about her, started talking and then just started thinking what a great person she is.

So now I want to get together with her just to joke around and hang out. But i started thinking Do i want to bang her or just be friends? I love her company but he also is very good looking.

Problems for both of us or is it cool to have female friends?

If she has big expensive fake tits, can you afford her lifestlye, and if not her problems?

I can't afford nothing, and i think it would be wrong to be messing around with another guys girl, i dont think she sees me in that way. ALthough she does talk about her boobs alot, i was all ears during that class. She is such a fox

I mean i just want to be friends

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:42:44 PM EDT

[#7]

Leave it alone bro. You know it isn't right.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:43:47 PM EDT

[#8]

If you ever DO get together and start a relationship - don't forget to cheat on her if she doesn't put out for a few days.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:44:47 PM EDT

[#9]

Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:45:49 PM EDT

[#10]

leave her alone, or carry a gun with you when your messing around, because her man probably has a strong attachment to her and would be hot to put lead in your ass for fucking with whats his.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:46:48 PM EDT

[#11]

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Well i met her about a year ago and i have to say she is just about the coolest person i have ever meant into working on cars, shooting guns, smithing on 1911's. I met her because she has a bitchin 69 camaro and i was driving my 70Z28. Then I ended up sitting next to her and realized she was a staunch republican and had a great sense of humor making fun of liberals. Well I asked her to go to a gun show and thats when i realized that even though she was only 19 she was married.

It gets better she is probably 5'7 but has huge fake tits, wow they look great. We actually became friends in class and i really enjoyed talking with her.

Ran into her today after trying to forget about her, started talking and then just started thinking what a great person she is.

So now I want to get together with her just to joke around and hang out. But i started thinking Do i want to bang her or just be friends? I love her company but he also is very good looking.

Problems for both of us or is it cool to have female friends?

If she has big expensive fake tits, can you afford her lifestlye, and if not her problems?

I can't afford nothing, and i think it would be wrong to be messing around with another guys girl, i dont think she sees me in that way. ALthough she does talk about her boobs alot, i was all ears during that class. She is such a fox
I mean i just want to be friends

If you try hooking up your a sorry SOB and deserve to have your dick cut off... But thats just me

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:47:57 PM EDT

[#12]

If she's married, why are you even considering this?

That says a lot more about you than it does her.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:48:54 PM EDT

[#13]

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I mean i just want to be friends

Stop lying.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:50:09 PM EDT

[#14]

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Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.

funny story. my buddy was married to a stripper from back home for about 6 months. well, before she divorced him, she convinced him to buy her some fake titties....which of course he did. after she divorces him, she goes into porn too. classy gal

she was also a notorious cokehead and tried to tell the police another buddy of mine raped her

the problem was, my buddy videotaped the entire thing. he said it was really fuckin awkward sitting in a room of NCIS agents and cops watching his homemade fuck video

slight hijack yes, but i've never seen anywhere else to tell that story

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:51:21 PM EDT

[#15]

she really is a great and interesting person, its great to hang out with her. I dont see why i can't be friends enough girls had been friends without me ever getting any action out of them.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:51:23 PM EDT

[#16]

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Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.

$5k is pretty cheap, I know $12k is not unheard of.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:52:02 PM EDT

[#17]

Just hang in there ... if she's married at 19 she'll surely be divorced by 21.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:52:39 PM EDT

[#18]

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she really is a great and interesting person, its great to hang out with her. I dont see why i can't be friends enough girls had been friends without me ever getting any action out of them.

Than be friends, the only way it can become something else is if YOU yes YOU and only YOU let it.

Even if she comes into a room ass naked only you can make it more than her coming into a room ass naked.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:53:54 PM EDT

[#19]

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Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.

$5k is pretty cheap, I know $12k is not unheard of.

IIRC, you can get them done at those university hospital thingies for a discount

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:54:39 PM EDT

[#20]

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Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.

$5k is pretty cheap, I know $12k is not unheard of.

IIRC, you can get them done at those university hospital thingies for a discount

or the army

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:55:13 PM EDT

[#21]

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Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.

$5k is pretty cheap, I know $12k is not unheard of.

IIRC, you can get them done at those university hospital thingies for a discount

Haha, screw that. Than again I don't even like fake tit's if a girl has them the first thing that pops into my mind is slut.

I prefer no tits over fake tits.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:56:29 PM EDT

[#22]

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Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.

$5k is pretty cheap, I know $12k is not unheard of.

IIRC, you can get them done at those university hospital thingies for a discount

or the army

some hot ass e5 at my last command had fake titties(navy)....finally something im glad to spend tax money on

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:56:32 PM EDT

[#23]

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Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.

$5k is pretty cheap, I know $12k is not unheard of.

IIRC, you can get them done at those university hospital thingies for a discount

Haha, screw that. Than again I don't even like fake tit's if a girl has them the first thing that pops into my mind is slut.

I prefer no tits over fake tits.

well i like big perky fake ones, especially on thin girls with tight bodies, They dont feel as good but still feel nice

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:56:46 PM EDT

[#24]

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Just hang in there ... if she's married at 19 she'll surely be divorced by 21.

That would be true....

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:57:47 PM EDT

[#25]

Post some pics of her first so we can decide.

No seriously, sounds like a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad deal, 19, married, big old fake titties, stay the hell away from her. Good way to get capped, not worth the chance.

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:57:47 PM EDT

[#26]

I thought you and Brooke Burke had something special??

Don't drink and post!

Posted: 3/14/2005 6:58:41 PM EDT

[#27]

Dude, how many times a day do you fall in love? You are starting to sound like a potential stalker.

Posted: 3/14/2005 7:00:38 PM EDT

[#28]

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I thought you and Brooke Burke had something special??

Don't drink and post!

wow so i did send those emails out to those people at work boy is my face red

And to think i thought someone else stole my maxim and blew their load in it, i guess i am caught ~~RED~~ Ur i mean White handed

Posted: 3/14/2005 7:02:56 PM EDT

[#29]

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Dude, how many times a day do you fall in love? You are starting to sound like a potential stalker.

well i dont have a girlfriend anymore and i am going to a huge party college in CA. There are soooooooo many hot girls running around its amazing. I haven't seen that many hotties for a while, i was being deprived

Posted: 3/14/2005 7:04:42 PM EDT

[#30]

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Dude, how many times a day do you fall in love? You are starting to sound like a potential stalker.

well i dont have a girlfriend anymore and i am going to a huge party college in CA. There are soooooooo many hot girls running around its amazing. I haven't seen that many hotties for a while, i was being deprived

Just getting out of the military and going straight into college will do that to you. Where were you stationed when you were active duty?

Posted: 3/14/2005 7:06:37 PM EDT

[#31]

bitchin camaro??

how old are you??

Bitchin Camaro - Dead Milkmen

Uh, what kinda car do ya got?
I've got a
BITCHIN CAMARO!.....

BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I ran over my neighbors
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO,
Now it's in all the papers
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;
So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
And I didn't get arrested, because my dad's the mayor.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.
So you'd better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO;
And an Exxon credit card.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Hey, man where ya headed?
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I drive on unleaded.

Posted: 3/14/2005 7:42:24 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Well i met her about a year ago and i have to say she is just about the coolest person i have ever meant into working on cars, shooting guns, smithing on 1911's. I met her because she has a bitchin 69 camaro and i was driving my 70Z28. Then I ended up sitting next to her and realized she was a staunch republican and had a great sense of humor making fun of liberals. Well I asked her to go to a gun show and thats when i realized that even though she was only 19 she was married.

It gets better she is probably 5'7 but has huge fake tits, wow they look great. We actually became friends in class and i really enjoyed talking with her.

Ran into her today after trying to forget about her, started talking and then just started thinking what a great person she is.

So now I want to get together with her just to joke around and hang out. But i started thinking Do i want to bang her or just be friends? I love her company but he she also is very good looking.

Problems for both of us or is it cool to have female friends?

Fixed what I hope was an error, but back on track. I wouldn't do it. She's married. Chances are they will divorce, but don't provoke problems by getting involved.

Posted: 3/14/2005 7:58:52 PM EDT

[#33]

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Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.

$5k is pretty cheap, I know $12k is not unheard of.

Professional courtesy discount!

Posted: 3/14/2005 8:00:26 PM EDT

[#34]

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Dude, how many times a day do you fall in love? You are starting to sound like a potential stalker.

I dont know, I think Roboman has a step up on SAW in this department. We should have a poll to see who is the most likely to be an AR15.com stalker.

Posted: 3/14/2005 8:05:30 PM EDT

[#35]

dude I think you should tap that ass, chances are with you being at a college in commiefornia her guy is a screaming left wing commie.......hit it for all the right reasons....hit it hard......hit it fast and hit it often......then post pics.

Posted: 3/14/2005 8:11:59 PM EDT

[#36]

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Dude, how many times a day do you fall in love? You are starting to sound like a potential stalker.

I dont know, I think Roboman has a step up on SAW in this department. We should have a poll to see who is the most likely to be an AR15.com stalker.

Maybe, but I think I got 3 of Gunners "I wanna bang this one bitch" threads in My Active Topics, right now. Stalker is probably strong, but I just don't want him to lose it!

Posted: 3/14/2005 8:13:22 PM EDT

[#37]

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Dude, how many times a day do you fall in love? You are starting to sound like a potential stalker.

I dont know, I think Roboman has a step up on SAW in this department. We should have a poll to see who is the most likely to be an AR15.com stalker.

Maybe, but I think I got 3 of Gunners "I wanna bang this one bitch" threads in My Active Topics, right now. Stalker is probably strong, but I just don't want him to lose it!

I agree stalker is probably too strong, hard up with palm rash is more like it I guess.

Posted: 3/14/2005 8:14:56 PM EDT

[#38]

Just remember gunner you can't always make them love you, all you can do is pray they panic and give in........

Posted: 3/14/2005 8:18:08 PM EDT

[#39]

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I agree stalker is probably too strong, hard up with palm rash is more like it I guess.

Yeah, thats it.

Posted: 3/14/2005 8:18:59 PM EDT

[#40]

I'm gonna be jealous though, when he starts posting pics!

Posted: 3/14/2005 8:20:12 PM EDT

[#41]

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I dont see why i can't be friends enough girls had been friends without me ever getting any action out of them.

BAAHHHHHH HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!! So do they ask your advice on fashion, food, etc? Are your wrists exceedingly limp?

Put it behind you, Romeo.

Posted: 3/14/2005 8:20:26 PM EDT

[#42]

This is the last line of your sentence.

"I love her company but he also is very good looking."

Problems for both of us or is it cool to have female friends?

Who is he? Mabye you are on to some thing here.

Posted: 3/14/2005 8:26:04 PM EDT

[#43]

Sounds like trouble!

Posted: 3/14/2005 8:29:52 PM EDT

[#44]

She's Married

Now go find a single gal, and leave the married ones alone, It is guys like you who can screw up a marriage

Posted: 3/14/2005 8:31:17 PM EDT

[#45]

dude..... i read 4 of ur posts this week talking about DIFFERNT girls that you meet and claim you are madly in love with....

somethigns wrong with you lol