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Posted: 3/14/2005 5:36:00 PM EST
Well i met her about a year ago and i have to say she is just about the coolest person i have ever meant into working on cars, shooting guns, smithing on 1911's. I met her because she has a bitchin 69 camaro and i was driving my 70Z28. Then I ended up sitting next to her and realized she was a staunch republican and had a great sense of humor making fun of liberals. Well I asked her to go to a gun show and thats when i realized that even though she was only 19 she was married.

It gets better she is probably 5'7 but has huge fake tits, wow they look great. We actually became friends in class and i really enjoyed talking with her.

Ran into her today after trying to forget about her, started talking and then just started thinking what a great person she is.

So now I want to get together with her just to joke around and hang out. But i started thinking Do i want to bang her or just be friends? I love her company but he also is very good looking.

Problems for both of us or is it cool to have female friends?
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:37:31 PM EST
Hit it and provide us pics
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:38:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By SAW_Gunner:
h she was only 19 she was married.



You already answered your questions.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:39:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By SAW_Gunner:
Well i met her about a year ago and i have to say she is just about the coolest person i have ever meant into working on cars, shooting guns, smithing on 1911's. I met her because she has a bitchin 69 camaro and i was driving my 70Z28. Then I ended up sitting next to her and realized she was a staunch republican and had a great sense of humor making fun of liberals. Well I asked her to go to a gun show and thats when i realized that even though she was only 19 she was married.

It gets better she is probably 5'7 but has huge fake tits, wow they look great. We actually became friends in class and i really enjoyed talking with her.

Ran into her today after trying to forget about her, started talking and then just started thinking what a great person she is.

So now I want to get together with her just to joke around and hang out. But i started thinking Do i want to bang her or just be friends? I love her company but he also is very good looking.

Problems for both of us or is it cool to have female friends?



How old are you??

If she has big expensive fake tits, can you afford her lifestlye, and if not her problems?

Good luck! I love girls.

Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:40:43 PM EST
Don't be an asshole.

Leave married women alone. Be friends but not fuckbuddies.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:41:48 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2005 5:42:23 PM EST by C-4]
You can only look at the menu. Now go take a cold shower.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:42:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By JoeWang:

Originally Posted By SAW_Gunner:
Well i met her about a year ago and i have to say she is just about the coolest person i have ever meant into working on cars, shooting guns, smithing on 1911's. I met her because she has a bitchin 69 camaro and i was driving my 70Z28. Then I ended up sitting next to her and realized she was a staunch republican and had a great sense of humor making fun of liberals. Well I asked her to go to a gun show and thats when i realized that even though she was only 19 she was married.

It gets better she is probably 5'7 but has huge fake tits, wow they look great. We actually became friends in class and i really enjoyed talking with her.

Ran into her today after trying to forget about her, started talking and then just started thinking what a great person she is.

So now I want to get together with her just to joke around and hang out. But i started thinking Do i want to bang her or just be friends? I love her company but he also is very good looking.

Problems for both of us or is it cool to have female friends?





If she has big expensive fake tits, can you afford her lifestlye, and if not her problems?






I can't afford nothing, and i think it would be wrong to be messing around with another guys girl, i dont think she sees me in that way. ALthough she does talk about her boobs alot, i was all ears during that class. She is such a fox
I mean i just want to be friends
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:42:44 PM EST
Leave it alone bro. You know it isn't right.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:43:47 PM EST

If you ever DO get together and start a relationship - don't forget to cheat on her if she doesn't put out for a few days.


Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:44:47 PM EST
Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:45:49 PM EST
leave her alone, or carry a gun with you when your messing around, because her man probably has a strong attachment to her and would be hot to put lead in your ass for fucking with whats his.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:46:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By SAW_Gunner:

Originally Posted By JoeWang:

Originally Posted By SAW_Gunner:
Well i met her about a year ago and i have to say she is just about the coolest person i have ever meant into working on cars, shooting guns, smithing on 1911's. I met her because she has a bitchin 69 camaro and i was driving my 70Z28. Then I ended up sitting next to her and realized she was a staunch republican and had a great sense of humor making fun of liberals. Well I asked her to go to a gun show and thats when i realized that even though she was only 19 she was married.

It gets better she is probably 5'7 but has huge fake tits, wow they look great. We actually became friends in class and i really enjoyed talking with her.

Ran into her today after trying to forget about her, started talking and then just started thinking what a great person she is.

So now I want to get together with her just to joke around and hang out. But i started thinking Do i want to bang her or just be friends? I love her company but he also is very good looking.

Problems for both of us or is it cool to have female friends?





If she has big expensive fake tits, can you afford her lifestlye, and if not her problems?






I can't afford nothing, and i think it would be wrong to be messing around with another guys girl, i dont think she sees me in that way. ALthough she does talk about her boobs alot, i was all ears during that class. She is such a fox
I mean i just want to be friends


If you try hooking up your a sorry SOB and deserve to have your dick cut off... But thats just me
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:47:57 PM EST
If she's married, why are you even considering this?

That says a lot more about you than it does her.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:48:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By SAW_Gunner:
I mean i just want to be friends



Stop lying.

Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:50:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.



funny story. my buddy was married to a stripper from back home for about 6 months. well, before she divorced him, she convinced him to buy her some fake titties....which of course he did. after she divorces him, she goes into porn too. classy gal

she was also a notorious cokehead and tried to tell the police another buddy of mine raped her

the problem was, my buddy videotaped the entire thing. he said it was really fuckin awkward sitting in a room of NCIS agents and cops watching his homemade fuck video

slight hijack yes, but i've never seen anywhere else to tell that story
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:51:21 PM EST
she really is a great and interesting person, its great to hang out with her. I dont see why i can't be friends enough girls had been friends without me ever getting any action out of them.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:51:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.


$5k is pretty cheap, I know $12k is not unheard of.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:52:02 PM EST
Just hang in there ... if she's married at 19 she'll surely be divorced by 21.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:52:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By SAW_Gunner:
she really is a great and interesting person, its great to hang out with her. I dont see why i can't be friends enough girls had been friends without me ever getting any action out of them.


Than be friends, the only way it can become something else is if YOU yes YOU and only YOU let it.

Even if she comes into a room ass naked only you can make it more than her coming into a room ass naked.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:53:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.


$5k is pretty cheap, I know $12k is not unheard of.



IIRC, you can get them done at those university hospital thingies for a discount
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:54:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By MDC85:

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.


$5k is pretty cheap, I know $12k is not unheard of.



IIRC, you can get them done at those university hospital thingies for a discount



or the army
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:55:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By MDC85:

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.


$5k is pretty cheap, I know $12k is not unheard of.



IIRC, you can get them done at those university hospital thingies for a discount


Haha, screw that. Than again I don't even like fake tit's if a girl has them the first thing that pops into my mind is slut.

I prefer no tits over fake tits.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:56:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By SAW_Gunner:

Originally Posted By MDC85:

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.


$5k is pretty cheap, I know $12k is not unheard of.



IIRC, you can get them done at those university hospital thingies for a discount



or the army



some hot ass e5 at my last command had fake titties(navy)....finally something im glad to spend tax money on
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:56:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By MDC85:

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.


$5k is pretty cheap, I know $12k is not unheard of.



IIRC, you can get them done at those university hospital thingies for a discount


Haha, screw that. Than again I don't even like fake tit's if a girl has them the first thing that pops into my mind is slut.

I prefer no tits over fake tits.




well i like big perky fake ones, especially on thin girls with tight bodies, They dont feel as good but still feel nice
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:56:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By AshNH:
Just hang in there ... if she's married at 19 she'll surely be divorced by 21.




That would be true....
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:57:47 PM EST
Post some pics of her first so we can decide. No seriously, sounds like a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad deal, 19, married, big old fake titties, stay the hell away from her. Good way to get capped, not worth the chance.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:57:47 PM EST
I thought you and Brooke Burke had something special??

Don't drink and post!
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 5:58:41 PM EST
Dude, how many times a day do you fall in love? You are starting to sound like a potential stalker.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 6:00:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By svi40:
I thought you and Brooke Burke had something special??

Don't drink and post!



wow so i did send those emails out to those people at work boy is my face red

And to think i thought someone else stole my maxim and blew their load in it, i guess i am caught RED Ur i mean White handed
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 6:02:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Painter:
Dude, how many times a day do you fall in love? You are starting to sound like a potential stalker.



well i dont have a girlfriend anymore and i am going to a huge party college in CA. There are soooooooo many hot girls running around its amazing. I haven't seen that many hotties for a while, i was being deprived
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 6:04:42 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 6:06:37 PM EST
bitchin camaro??

how old are you??

Bitchin Camaro - Dead Milkmen

Uh, what kinda car do ya got?
I've got a
BITCHIN CAMARO!.....

BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I ran over my neighbors
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO,
Now it's in all the papers
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;
So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
And I didn't get arrested, because my dad's the mayor.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.
So you'd better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO;
And an Exxon credit card.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Hey, man where ya headed?
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I drive on unleaded.

Link Posted: 3/14/2005 6:42:24 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2005 6:43:21 PM EST by olds442tyguy]

Originally Posted By SAW_Gunner:
Well i met her about a year ago and i have to say she is just about the coolest person i have ever meant into working on cars, shooting guns, smithing on 1911's. I met her because she has a bitchin 69 camaro and i was driving my 70Z28. Then I ended up sitting next to her and realized she was a staunch republican and had a great sense of humor making fun of liberals. Well I asked her to go to a gun show and thats when i realized that even though she was only 19 she was married.

It gets better she is probably 5'7 but has huge fake tits, wow they look great. We actually became friends in class and i really enjoyed talking with her.

Ran into her today after trying to forget about her, started talking and then just started thinking what a great person she is.

So now I want to get together with her just to joke around and hang out. But i started thinking Do i want to bang her or just be friends? I love her company but he she also is very good looking.

Problems for both of us or is it cool to have female friends?


Fixed what I hope was an error, but back on track. I wouldn't do it. She's married. Chances are they will divorce, but don't provoke problems by getting involved.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 6:58:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.


$5k is pretty cheap, I know $12k is not unheard of.



Professional courtesy discount!
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:00:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Painter:
Dude, how many times a day do you fall in love? You are starting to sound like a potential stalker.



I dont know, I think Roboman has a step up on SAW in this department. We should have a poll to see who is the most likely to be an AR15.com stalker.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:05:30 PM EST
dude I think you should tap that ass, chances are with you being at a college in commiefornia her guy is a screaming left wing commie.......hit it for all the right reasons....hit it hard......hit it fast and hit it often......then post pics.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:11:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By Painter:
Dude, how many times a day do you fall in love? You are starting to sound like a potential stalker.



I dont know, I think Roboman has a step up on SAW in this department. We should have a poll to see who is the most likely to be an AR15.com stalker.



Maybe, but I think I got 3 of Gunners "I wanna bang this one bitch" threads in My Active Topics, right now. Stalker is probably strong, but I just don't want him to lose it!
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:13:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Painter:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By Painter:
Dude, how many times a day do you fall in love? You are starting to sound like a potential stalker.



I dont know, I think Roboman has a step up on SAW in this department. We should have a poll to see who is the most likely to be an AR15.com stalker.



Maybe, but I think I got 3 of Gunners "I wanna bang this one bitch" threads in My Active Topics, right now. Stalker is probably strong, but I just don't want him to lose it!



I agree stalker is probably too strong, hard up with palm rash is more like it I guess.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:14:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2005 7:15:11 PM EST by InFALliBill]
Just remember gunner you can't always make them love you, all you can do is pray they panic and give in........
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:18:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
I agree stalker is probably too strong, hard up with palm rash is more like it I guess.



Yeah, thats it.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:18:59 PM EST
I'm gonna be jealous though, when he starts posting pics!
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:20:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By SAW_Gunner:
I dont see why i can't be friends enough girls had been friends without me ever getting any action out of them.



BAAHHHHHH HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!! So do they ask your advice on fashion, food, etc? Are your wrists exceedingly limp?

Put it behind you, Romeo.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:20:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2005 7:21:05 PM EST by gun_runner]
This is the last line of your sentence.

"I love her company but he also is very good looking."

Problems for both of us or is it cool to have female friends?

Who is he? Mabye you are on to some thing here.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:26:04 PM EST
Sounds like trouble!
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:29:52 PM EST
She's Married

Now go find a single gal, and leave the married ones alone, It is guys like you who can screw up a marriage
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:31:17 PM EST
dude..... i read 4 of ur posts this week talking about DIFFERNT girls that you meet and claim you are madly in love with....


somethigns wrong with you lol
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:49:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Fake tits and going to school? She has a sugerdaddy somewhere or is a stripper. They cost about $5000 so do the math. Move on.



+ a big 1
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:51:13 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2005 7:52:15 PM EST by repub18]
Well I asked her to go to a gun show and thats when i realized that even though she was only 19 she was married.


go for it!
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:52:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By TrOoPeRcHiN_:

Originally Posted By SAW_Gunner:
h she was only 19 she was married.



You already answered your questions.




Amen. Run away like the devil himself was after your ass....
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:54:33 PM EST
If I caught someone fucking around with my wife, I'd put a bullet in their head...
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 7:55:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2005 7:55:10 PM EST by repub18]
SHE WAS MARRIED, read it people
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