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Posted: 12/28/2006 6:28:40 PM EST
Until last week the last xxx porn movie I watched was with a bunch of buddies at a bachelors party back in 86. So last week, me and grandma were sitting on the couch looking for something to watch on pay per view when I suggest one of those adult movies. Biggest piece of shit I've ever seen on the tube! I cut it off about half way through, but here's my question to you afficiandos. What the hell is with the spitting? Dude has a half mast so the first thing he does is hack one on the poor girl for lubricant. I watched for about 45 minutes and I stopped counting at 4 or 5 luggies these guys hocked up. I wanted to puke!

You younger guys....Is this the new turn on for the 2000's You guys spitting on your lady?



Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:29:25 PM EST
You watch porn with your grandma?

Or did I read that wrong?
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:29:58 PM EST
me and grandma????

What the living fuck?

grandma better be a euphamism for your hot young girlfriend.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:30:11 PM EST
You watch porn with your gram?

You're fucking weird!!!
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:30:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rustyone:
So last week, me and grandma


Should I? Nahhh, anyone else wanna go there?
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:30:50 PM EST
too many mysgonists
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:30:55 PM EST
WTF
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:31:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By Flakchak:

Originally Posted By Rustyone:
So last week, me and grandma


Should I? Nahhh, anyone else wanna go there?


well, it is a proven fact many arfcommers live in their grandmas basement...
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:32:31 PM EST
Seeing as how he said "you younger guys" I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess he meant his wife who might be a grandma?

Damn guys... wtf?

No. I've done some crazy shit but never that
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:32:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rustyone:
You younger guys....Is this the new turn on for the 2000's You guys spitting on your lady?


Not like the good 'ol days, when watching porn with Grammy was enough.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:32:51 PM EST
i was disturbed when you wrote that you hadn't watched porn in 20 years

then i hit the gramma part.....
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:33:03 PM EST
Grandmas are the best to watch porn with for obvious reasons...



JUST NOT YOUR OWN GRANDMA!!!!
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:33:10 PM EST
IBTL

WOW just WOW!!
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:34:20 PM EST
I really doubt he means his grandma... or atleast I hope he doesn't.

And yea, I think the spitting is a little grose. If I ever spit on the Mrs' croch... let's just say that wouldn't go over well.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:34:21 PM EST
Holy shitbox! You're grandma?!?!?!? WTF? ??
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:34:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/28/2006 6:35:27 PM EST by KingOfTown]
I think it's pretty gross too. But not as gross as watching porn with your grandma.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:34:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By Shakes525:
Seeing as how he said "you younger guys" I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess he meant his wife who might be a grandma?

Damn guys... wtf?

No. I've done some crazy shit but never that


One can only hope.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:35:53 PM EST
I personally have never sat through 45 minutes of porn, that's what the FF button is for.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:35:59 PM EST
I think he means he's Grandpa.

You want to watch something really sick, get yourself a Gag Factor video. Grandma won't make it through one of those.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:36:44 PM EST
I'm starting to see why his screen name is rustyone.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:37:17 PM EST
ok, i am going to wait for an explanation before I comment too much but I'm with Swingset....."What the living fuck?"
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:38:33 PM EST
Notice how he started this thread and just left???? He's Gooooooooone.....

Me and Gramma.... ew.... just.... ew...
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:38:36 PM EST
LOL. INTERNET HISTORY IS BEING MADE!
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:38:47 PM EST
Watching porn with grandma? Do you often hear banjo music in your neighborhood?
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:39:52 PM EST
Do they actually have hardcore porn on PPV? I thought it was all the softcore stuff that didn't actually show the penetration, moneyshot, etc.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:40:53 PM EST
How can you complain about anything when watching porn with grams. That is the grossest thing I have heard in a while.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:41:03 PM EST
Good Lord...something tells me not to touch this one with a ten foot pole...
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:41:07 PM EST
The guy watches porn with his grandma and then criticizes it for being disgusting.



You're a pervert man!
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:42:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/28/2006 6:50:08 PM EST by 82ndAbn]

Originally Posted By Rustyone:
So last week, me and grandma were sitting on the couch looking for something to watch on pay per view when I suggest one of those adult movies.






Last thing I watched with a female ancestor was How the West Was Won. Not fucking porn...
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:42:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
LOL. INTERNET HISTORY IS BEING MADE!


This is better than "I was in the shower eating a cookie when..."
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:42:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
LOL. INTERNET HISTORY IS BEING MADE!


This is better than "I was in the shower eating a cookie when..."


I remember that one, or the time some one asked if hamburgers are being made out of ground beef!
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:43:07 PM EST
did someone forget to log out?

Speed
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:43:14 PM EST


<---------- no words


Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:46:03 PM EST
You know my secret shame!?!
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:48:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By speedracer422:
did someone forget to log out?

Speed


YUP!
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:48:44 PM EST
Spit in my mouth!

Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:50:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/28/2006 8:24:23 PM EST by Journier]
you guys are mean....

edited for coc
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:51:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rustyone:
So last week, me and grandma were sitting on the couch...


I stopped right about there. WTF?
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:52:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By Journier:
you guys are assholes.

I'd rather be an asshole than a guy who watches porn with his grandma.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:53:49 PM EST
This post has to be a joke
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:54:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Journier:
you guys are assholes.


I know I am.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:54:36 PM EST
After a post like that I wouldn't resond to any of the comments either.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:55:01 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:55:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By netwt12:


Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:57:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By killingmachine123:
How can you complain about anything when watching porn with grams. That is the grossest thing I have heard in a while.


Maybe she was a pile of ashes in a vase sitting next to him.

P.S. Dont' use her as lube. The teeth don't burn all the way!!!
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:57:43 PM EST


Damn, you guys are posting some entertaining shit tonight...
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 6:59:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By michaelj1978:

Originally Posted By killingmachine123:
How can you complain about anything when watching porn with grams. That is the grossest thing I have heard in a while.


Maybe she was a pile of ashes in a vase sitting next to him.

P.S. Dont' use her as lube. The teeth don't burn all the way!!!



If I had a million years, I could still not figure out the train of thought that led you to post that statement. It makes "watching porn with grandma" seem positively Shakespearean by comparison.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 7:00:32 PM EST
Speechless.
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 7:01:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/28/2006 7:02:51 PM EST by Tomislav]
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 7:01:54 PM EST
IBTL
Link Posted: 12/28/2006 7:01:58 PM EST
Grandma...

Since "almost" everyone elses post said it I had to to.
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