modern day porn??

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Posted: 12/28/2006 7:28:40 PM EDT

Until last week the last xxx porn movie I watched was with a bunch of buddies at a bachelors party back in 86. So last week, me and grandma were sitting on the couch looking for something to watch on pay per view when I suggest one of those adult movies. Biggest piece of shit I've ever seen on the tube! I cut it off about half way through, but here's my question to you afficiandos. What the hell is with the spitting? Dude has a half mast so the first thing he does is hack one on the poor girl for lubricant. I watched for about 45 minutes and I stopped counting at 4 or 5 luggies these guys hocked up. I wanted to puke!

You younger guys....Is this the new turn on for the 2000's You guys spitting on your lady?

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:29:25 PM EDT

[#1]

You watch porn with your grandma?

Or did I read that wrong?

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:29:58 PM EDT

[#2]

me and grandma????

What the living fuck?

grandma better be a euphamism for your hot young girlfriend.

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:30:11 PM EDT

[#3]

You watch porn with your gram?

You're fucking weird!!!

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:30:18 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
So last week, me and grandma

Should I? Nahhh, anyone else wanna go there?

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:30:50 PM EDT

[#5]

too many mysgonists

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:30:55 PM EDT

[#6]

WTF

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:31:29 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So last week, me and grandma

Should I? Nahhh, anyone else wanna go there?

well, it is a proven fact many arfcommers live in their grandmas basement...

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:32:31 PM EDT

[#8]

Seeing as how he said "you younger guys" I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess he meant his wife who might be a grandma?

Damn guys... wtf?

No. I've done some crazy shit but never that

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:32:41 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
You younger guys....Is this the new turn on for the 2000's You guys spitting on your lady?

Not like the good 'ol days, when watching porn with Grammy was enough.

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:32:51 PM EDT

[#10]

i was disturbed when you wrote that you hadn't watched porn in 20 years

then i hit the gramma part.....

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:33:03 PM EDT

[#11]

Grandmas are the best to watch porn with for obvious reasons...

JUST NOT YOUR OWN GRANDMA!!!!

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:33:10 PM EDT

[#12]

IBTL

WOW just WOW!!

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:34:20 PM EDT

[#13]

I really doubt he means his grandma... or atleast I hope he doesn't.

And yea, I think the spitting is a little grose. If I ever spit on the Mrs' croch... let's just say that wouldn't go over well.

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:34:21 PM EDT

[#14]

Holy shitbox! You're grandma?!?!?!?

WTF? ??

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:34:23 PM EDT

[#15]

I think it's pretty gross too. But not as gross as watching porn with your grandma.

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:34:33 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Seeing as how he said "you younger guys" I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess he meant his wife who might be a grandma?

Damn guys... wtf?

No. I've done some crazy shit but never that

One can only hope.

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:35:53 PM EDT

[#17]

I personally have never sat through 45 minutes of porn, that's what the FF button is for.

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:35:59 PM EDT

[#18]

I think he means he's Grandpa.

You want to watch something really sick, get yourself a Gag Factor video. Grandma won't make it through one of those.

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:36:44 PM EDT

[#19]

I'm starting to see why his screen name is rustyone.

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:37:17 PM EDT

[#20]

ok, i am going to wait for an explanation before I comment too much but I'm with Swingset....."What the living fuck?"

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:38:33 PM EDT

[#21]

Notice how he started this thread and just left???? He's Gooooooooone.....

Me and Gramma.... ew.... just.... ew...

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:38:36 PM EDT

[#22]

LOL. INTERNET HISTORY IS BEING MADE!

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:38:47 PM EDT

[#23]

Watching porn with grandma? Do you often hear banjo music in your neighborhood?

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:39:52 PM EDT

[#24]

Do they actually have hardcore porn on PPV? I thought it was all the softcore stuff that didn't actually show the penetration, moneyshot, etc.

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:40:53 PM EDT

[#25]

How can you complain about anything when watching porn with grams. That is the grossest thing I have heard in a while.

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:41:03 PM EDT

[#26]

Good Lord...something tells me not to touch this one with a ten foot pole...

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:41:07 PM EDT

[#27]

The guy watches porn with his grandma and then criticizes it for being disgusting.

You're a pervert man!

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:42:01 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
So last week, me and grandma were sitting on the couch looking for something to watch on pay per view when I suggest one of those adult movies.

Last thing I watched with a female ancestor was How the West Was Won. Not fucking porn...

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:42:08 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
LOL. INTERNET HISTORY IS BEING MADE!

This is better than "I was in the shower eating a cookie when..."

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:42:52 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
LOL. INTERNET HISTORY IS BEING MADE!

This is better than "I was in the shower eating a cookie when..."

I remember that one, or the time some one asked if hamburgers are being made out of ground beef!

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:43:07 PM EDT

[#31]

did someone forget to log out?
Speed

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:43:14 PM EDT

[#32]

<---------- no words

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:46:03 PM EDT

[#33]

You know my secret shame!?!

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:48:19 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
did someone forget to log out?
Speed

YUP!

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:48:44 PM EDT

[#35]

Spit in my mouth!

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:50:04 PM EDT

[#36]

you guys are mean....

edited for coc

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:51:45 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
So last week, me and grandma were sitting on the couch...

I stopped right about there. WTF?

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:52:13 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
you guys are assholes.

I'd rather be an asshole than a guy who watches porn with his grandma.

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:53:49 PM EDT

[#39]

This post has to be a joke

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:54:20 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
you guys are assholes.

I know I am.

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:54:36 PM EDT

[#41]

After a post like that I wouldn't resond to any of the comments either.

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:55:01 PM EDT

[#42]

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:55:26 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:57:20 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
How can you complain about anything when watching porn with grams. That is the grossest thing I have heard in a while.

Maybe she was a pile of ashes in a vase sitting next to him.

P.S. Dont' use her as lube. The teeth don't burn all the way!!!

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:57:43 PM EDT

[#45]

Damn, you guys are posting some entertaining shit tonight...

Posted: 12/28/2006 7:59:43 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
How can you complain about anything when watching porn with grams. That is the grossest thing I have heard in a while.

Maybe she was a pile of ashes in a vase sitting next to him.

P.S. Dont' use her as lube. The teeth don't burn all the way!!!

If I had a million years, I could still not figure out the train of thought that led you to post that statement. It makes "watching porn with grandma" seem positively Shakespearean by comparison.