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Posted: 10/4/2001 12:01:14 PM EDT
well here i sit in the computer lab. and i start to overhear a coversation between 2 guys and one guy is BS his friend about some guns. like a scope that auto ajusts itsself just by pointing it at a target and on the rifle theres hydrolics to absorve recoil. and a bunch of other stuff. so i say to him  hey are you a "mall ninja" or something he just looks at me with a blank stare
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 2:57:38 PM EDT
[#1]
you should have said, "oh, yeah.  i just got one of those."
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 3:01:12 PM EDT
[#2]
Nobody ever understand when I mention my homie, Gecko45, or make a passing reference to the Mall Ninja. I just get that, "duh, what?" look. I add, "Inside joke". They usually want to know more, so I direct them here to ask what it's all about.

Juggernaut
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 3:24:24 PM EDT
[#3]
Okay, I give.  What's the origin of this "mall ninja"?

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

But it sounds like a good basis for a beer commercial.
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 3:36:47 PM EDT
[#4]
I am the Mall Ninja's arch enemy.

Shoplifter Shawn.

[img]http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/srv656s/mask1.jpg[/img]

;)

Shawn
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 3:42:02 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Okay, I give.  What's the origin of this "mall ninja"?
quote]

It is jsut another reason for these poeple to make fun of me, likke everybody else.

Gecko45
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 3:58:28 PM EDT
[#6]
Gecko
two words:
Spell check
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 4:03:22 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Gecko
two words:
Spell check
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It's to slow. Everyone can tel what I mean.

I'm spelling good enough for me.

See, I told you they make fun of me.

Gecko45

Link Posted: 10/4/2001 4:21:19 PM EDT
[#8]
Hey - aren't you supposed to be guarding the Kartum Galleria or something?
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 4:33:22 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Hey - aren't you supposed to be guarding the Kartum Galleria or something?
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It got a litle hot over is Khartoum, Kandahar is close enough to Kabul for me to be ready for action, and safe for perhasp a week. Connecting to the n et by sattelitte is a bugger, but Ive gone through worse as you all now.

Gecko45
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 4:50:08 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
I am the Mall Ninja's arch enemy.

Shoplifter Shawn.

[img]http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/srv656s/mask1.jpg[/img]

;)

Shawn
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Shoplifter, is that MOPP-.000005 you have there?  Protection from smelly mall bathrooms?[:D]
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