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Posted: 7/11/2002 1:53:04 PM EST
Ok, so I'm just not in a real good mood. Give me what ya got.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 2:05:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 2:09:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/11/2002 2:10:00 PM EST by sfoo]
(in used-car salesman voice): Now, see here, I got this Garand you might like... [img]http://www.acmearms.com/images/P6250025.JPG[/img] ..she's a good shooter and goin' cheap. Don't worry about the paint on this one we'll fix it up nice an' good for ya....
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 2:09:42 PM EST
A horse walks into a bar... Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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Link Posted: 7/11/2002 2:13:25 PM EST
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she's angry! She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!" "Shut up," she says, "You're next."
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 2:20:12 PM EST
OMFG sfoo, you made me bang my head on my monitor!
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 2:21:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 2:26:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 2:41:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By DVDTracker: And sfoo in one of his finer moments :)
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It was a christmas present!!! I swear!!! My parents made me do it!
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 2:49:54 PM EST
Great Kangaroo!!!! Keep em coming!!!!
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 3:04:36 PM EST
Wanna Laugh? Hold on let me unzip my pants. On second thought...
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Link Posted: 7/11/2002 4:13:22 PM EST
STUD ROOSTER A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK, you old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man,so just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM! He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dangit... third gay rooster I bought this month." Moral of this story: Don't mess with us old folks ....age and treachery always beats youth & speed
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 4:22:14 PM EST
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You're all SICK! I like it!
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 4:28:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/11/2002 4:29:48 PM EST by Aimless]
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 4:28:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By Grock: [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Grock%2Fthong%2Ejpg[/img]
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This is just so NOT something I wanted to see.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 4:32:35 PM EST
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There are 2 muffins baking in the oven The first muffin says to the second muffin "goddamn it sure is hot in here" The second muffin says "Holy shit!!! A talking Muffin!!"
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 11:50:20 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/12/2002 12:49:40 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/12/2002 12:50:15 AM EST by mattja]
Originally Posted By Grock: [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Grock%2Fthong%2Ejpg[/img]
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[img]pweb.netcom.com/~mattja/pics/carville.jpg[/img] [b]What is your major malfunction, boy?[/b]
Link Posted: 7/12/2002 1:42:09 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/12/2002 1:45:22 AM EST by Drew]
This always makes me laugh: There were a bunch of them posted a while back. [img][/img] [img][/img] [img][/img] [img][/img]
Link Posted: 7/12/2002 12:23:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/12/2002 12:24:08 PM EST by Big_Bear]
Link Posted: 7/12/2002 12:34:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/12/2002 12:37:00 PM EST by ArmedAggie]
[img]"D:\Shawn\Graphics\tank vs boy.jpg"[/img]
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