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Posted: 4/20/2016 8:31:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/20/2016 9:12:27 PM EDT by ilikeporkchops]

 



































Nolan Ryan passed away last night in his sleep.



Due to a paperwork mixup between Heaven and Hell he somehow got sent to Hell. Lucifer was there waiting for him and said "I’m surprised to see you here, Nolan!”



In his familiar Texas Twang, Nolan replied that he’d accept his fate as long as he could see Texas. "Like the Apostle Paul, I’m always content with where I am.”


 
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Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:32:37 PM EDT
Damn.  

A legend of legends. One of the true all time greats.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:32:38 PM EDT
That sucks. Fuck Robin Ventura.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:32:45 PM EDT
Where did you see this?
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:33:15 PM EDT
Source?
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:33:38 PM EDT
No way!!!
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:33:48 PM EDT
Link? News Source because you heard it on the radio?  I don't see anything after a quick google search of "Nolan Ryan Dead"
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:34:22 PM EDT
Nothing on Google...
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Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:34:42 PM EDT
A sad day.

When I was in college I had the pleasure/honor of catching for Mr. Ryan for about 60 pitches. It was a demo game. He was a few years past his prime but the dude could still sling em like a rocket.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:34:54 PM EDT
i dont see anything either.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:35:02 PM EDT
Link?

Great loss if true.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:35:03 PM EDT
No he didn't.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:35:13 PM EDT
Nothing out in the news about this.  What's your source?
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Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:35:46 PM EDT
Link?
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:36:12 PM EDT
Fact check on my end says " read on Facebook, hurried to ARFCOM to post". Nothing I can see.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:36:13 PM EDT
I'm calling BS.  Not seeing it anywhere.

But I did find this....

22 Years Ago Today Robin Ventura Got Beat Down By Nolan Ryan

Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:36:33 PM EDT
Not Dead Yet
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:37:45 PM EDT
Its bullshit read the link.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:37:54 PM EDT
Ban the OP on this obvious BS.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:38:04 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By serbu50:


Fact check on my end says " read on Facebook, hurried to ARFCOM to post". Nothing I can see.
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Was sent to me in an email.

 
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:38:25 PM EDT
There's a joke post on Facebook going around talking about Nolan Ryan dying and his interaction with the devil.  Most likely what the OP saw.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:38:34 PM EDT
Satire
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:38:43 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:



Was sent to me in an email.  
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:



Originally Posted By serbu50:

Fact check on my end says " read on Facebook, hurried to ARFCOM to post". Nothing I can see.
Was sent to me in an email.  


seems legit



 
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:39:06 PM EDT
If that's not true, BAN
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:39:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
Was sent to me in an email.  
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
Originally Posted By serbu50:
Fact check on my end says " read on Facebook, hurried to ARFCOM to post". Nothing I can see.
Was sent to me in an email.  


NOLAN RYAN 1947-2016
Posted by IAAT Staff on April 14, 2016
Posted in: humor.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:39:11 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Chokey:





seems legit

 
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Originally Posted By Chokey:



Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:


Originally Posted By serbu50:

Fact check on my end says " read on Facebook, hurried to ARFCOM to post". Nothing I can see.
Was sent to me in an email.  


seems legit

 




 
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:39:25 PM EDT
Fuck.  
Shit ain't funny
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:39:32 PM EDT
Does anyone read?
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:39:33 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:39:46 PM EDT
Nuke this stupid thread.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:40:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:41:32 PM EDT
Click the link and read. Its a lifetime skill reading is.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:41:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/20/2016 8:42:20 PM EDT by MonkTx]
it takes a special kind of stupid to believe the shit you get in spam.



You took it to the next level, OP.

Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:42:03 PM EDT
This joke would be funnier in August.  
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:42:06 PM EDT
As a ranger fan I laughed, but not as hard as I laughed at the lack of the ability to click the link and read the article in GD.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:42:06 PM EDT
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Nuke this stupid thread.
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I agree
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:42:10 PM EDT
Ban the OP
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:42:18 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By 30calTBLkid:





They never read the link.
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Originally Posted By 30calTBLkid:



Originally Posted By ThePeach:

Its bullshit read the link.


They never read the link.




 
OP didn't put a link at first.




He finally edited it to include a link.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:42:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:43:54 PM EDT
Read the link.  It was a joke.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:44:01 PM EDT
Ban him
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:44:38 PM EDT
Dangint OP I just got all sad.

Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:45:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/20/2016 8:45:37 PM EDT by bushmaster1]
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:45:10 PM EDT
Do you guys even read.



It says it is a joke.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:45:45 PM EDT
Dumbass
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