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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 8/6/2002 1:22:05 PM EST
The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the ASF (Alabama Special Forces.) Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter and Junior are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban: 1. There is no limit. 2. The season opened last weekend. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They hate beer, pickup trucks, country music, and Jesus. 5. Some are queer. 6. They don't like barbecue. And most importantly... 7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death. We estimate it should be over in just about two days.
Link Posted: 8/6/2002 1:59:48 PM EST
I like that....wish It was that smiple ....Wonder if Bush would go for it?
Link Posted: 8/6/2002 2:10:16 PM EST
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