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Posted: 3/29/2015 8:28:07 PM EDT
Found these on blade forums.












I can really relate to this one





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Meh, the piss jokes are good
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Isn't that the guy who admitted he stayed at hotels during his "Survival" shows?

The main"survival" skill that guy has is using a Visa card.
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I like this one too. I don't have trouble sharpening my zdp, of course I have diamond steels.
Link Posted: 3/29/2015 8:35:28 PM EDT
I'm not a knife person. I understood, and laughed at each one of those.

seems arfcom has TWO crazy knife ladies ...
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Originally Posted By GoodOlDave:
Isn't that the guy who admitted he stayed at hotels during his "Survival" shows?

The only "survival" skill that guy has is using a Visa card.
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Didn't he brag that he was a member of the French Foreign Legion when all he did was spend a week with them filming a documentary?
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Jesus, Nut an Nancy has so much baby-fat how could he be survival anything?

Someone could eat the fat on his face and survive for weeks.


Link Posted: 3/29/2015 8:39:13 PM EDT
I probably should have started this thread in the blade forum.






me neither


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Originally Posted By Ir0nbunny:
I'm not a knife person. I understood, and laughed at each one of those.

seems arfcom has TWO crazy knife ladies ...
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This one is sure to please
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Lots of fake spydercos, for the non-knife crowd.






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Love this one
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Didn't he brag that he was a member of the French Foreign Legion when all he did was spend a week with them filming a documentary?
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Originally Posted By bob1946:
Originally Posted By GoodOlDave:
Isn't that the guy who admitted he stayed at hotels during his "Survival" shows?

The only "survival" skill that guy has is using a Visa card.


Didn't he brag that he was a member of the French Foreign Legion when all he did was spend a week with them filming a documentary?


I wouldn't doubt it. I remember watching one of his arctic survival episodes where he was saying how great those magnesium fire starter blocks with the flint insert are. BULLSHIT! THOSE THINGS ARE GARBAGE!! I tried using them myself and I found out:

A) if it's cold out your fingers are going to freeze and become numb before you're able to accumulate enough shavings
B) Using a knife blade to scrape a metal block will royally screw up the knife, and
C) if the wind is even remotely blowing it will blow the shavings away before they even reach the ground.

I wondered what the heck I was doing wrong that I came to a different result, but now I know: I listened to a television survivalist expert.
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Yup yup yup.
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This just happened to me. Superblue spyderco stretch. Sad part is I was so busy admiring the laminated steel I didn't notice till day 3. DAY 3!!!!

So that's pretty much me now.
Link Posted: 3/29/2015 8:57:46 PM EDT
When we were setting up the second location for our store a few months ago, we needed a screwdriver for a shelf unit. While my coworker went to go get one, I got 3 screws done before he got back.

He had never thought of a knife as a screwdriver before.
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I LOLd

Bladeforums was my arfcom before arfcom

I find knives more interesting than guns.
Link Posted: 3/29/2015 8:59:13 PM EDT
The final one, and my favorite:

Link Posted: 3/29/2015 9:03:59 PM EDT
Lol about the Spyderco fakes. I actually called Spyderco to see if Knifeworks was an authorized dealer before buying my Tatanka.
I have actually been reading a lot about the fake Military and other models.
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The nutnfancy ones are hilarious.
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Originally Posted By Ir0nbunny:
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seems arfcom has TWO crazy knife ladies ...
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My Favorite
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Originally Posted By dphill:
Originally Posted By Ir0nbunny:
I'm not a knife person. I understood, and laughed at each one of those.

seems arfcom has TWO crazy knife ladies ...

My Favorite
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii81/dphill15/monger_zpsraggnxgm.jpg


did....did she use...lipstick ...for warpaint?
Link Posted: 3/29/2015 9:40:56 PM EDT
I had a piece of shit co-worker who asked to borrow my knife years ago. I hand it to him, he then used it to pretty a hubcap off a steel wheel. Tip is chipped of and he insists he didn't do it.

Fucker had zero integrity, is on his 4th police department and miraculously a shining star.
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did....did she use...lipstick ...for warpaint?
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Originally Posted By Ir0nbunny:
Originally Posted By dphill:
Originally Posted By Ir0nbunny:
I'm not a knife person. I understood, and laughed at each one of those.

seems arfcom has TWO crazy knife ladies ...

My Favorite
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii81/dphill15/monger_zpsraggnxgm.jpg


did....did she use...lipstick ...for warpaint?

I wouldn't think Monger would take ant short cuts
Link Posted: 3/30/2015 12:14:48 AM EDT
Good times

I'm pretty sure I started on blade forums too
Link Posted: 3/30/2015 12:33:39 AM EDT
nuch Hegh qeq
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tfl
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I wouldn't think Monger would take ant short cuts
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Originally Posted By dphill:
Originally Posted By Ir0nbunny:
Originally Posted By dphill:
Originally Posted By Ir0nbunny:
I'm not a knife person. I understood, and laughed at each one of those.

seems arfcom has TWO crazy knife ladies ...

My Favorite
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii81/dphill15/monger_zpsraggnxgm.jpg


did....did she use...lipstick ...for warpaint?

I wouldn't think Monger would take ant short cuts

I can't tell what kind of knife it is, or what steel.

Either way, someone needs to make her a sammich!.
Link Posted: 3/30/2015 1:49:13 AM EDT
Knife people, LOL.
Link Posted: 3/30/2015 2:21:55 AM EDT
When your home is covered in paper shavings.

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My wife makes grocery lists, my knife slices off the edges and corners.

PS, old school crock sticks still get the edge done.
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I think it moved...

Some of those knives look amazing
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Somehow i missed this the first time around, though i've seen the entire thing in all it's glory on Blade Forums.

The knife centering one describes me to a "T" and is exactly why i buy almost everything locally instead of off the internet. The dealer knows i'm anal about it, but he's happy to oblige me looking through several boxes to find the "right" one because i buy so much from him.
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Originally Posted By gitarmac:
The final one, and my favorite:

http://i.imgur.com/eejdfNr.jpg
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Oh man, that one is so true.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:29:56 PM EDT
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Oh man, that one is so true.
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Originally Posted By gitarmac:
The final one, and my favorite:

http://i.imgur.com/eejdfNr.jpg


Oh man, that one is so true.


I carry a BM 527, clue me in.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:37:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DetrhoytMAK:


I carry a BM 527, clue me in.
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Originally Posted By astrocreep96:
Originally Posted By gitarmac:
The final one, and my favorite:

http://i.imgur.com/eejdfNr.jpg


Oh man, that one is so true.


I carry a BM 527, clue me in.


Their centering is hit or miss. I bought a LE mini grip that was off, my 940-1 was also off. It's generally not too hard to fix but I don't think I should have to for the cost of a knife like the 940-1. They're not the only one - my Southard Avo is off slightly and it doesn't want to correct, oh well. In contrast, however, I've never had a Spyderco that was off center.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:41:29 PM EDT
Dank memes my friend!
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Dank memes my friend!
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Sample Text on my friends, Sample, Text.
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