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Posted: 10/28/2006 5:56:27 PM EST
FUCK DOES IT HURT!!!....I'm posting in my batman begins thread when I can't find it.....I'm like WTF...then the phone starts to ring (mid you I’m at my parents house watching things) and its a relative from Montana, so I don't answer it....run back to the couch to continue my movie and as I’m sitting down I cross my legs and one food continues a bit farther than I plan and squishes my nuts.....fuck
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:57:09 PM EST
These things happen
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:57:50 PM EST
Cut your ear off and post the pics!
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:58:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dieselman:
These things happen


apparently....and now I as a grown man am crying...
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:59:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2006 6:00:25 PM EST by MrPink123]
FUCKING SHIT....and now as the clock strikes 8:00 at my house the fucking cable goes out...so it appears i can't even finish watching Batman Begins...WTF?!?!?!?!


ETA: ok it came back on a min later....I'm a little happier
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:59:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrPink123:

Originally Posted By Dieselman:
These things happen


apparently....and now I as a grown man am crying...


Just remember that pain is only weakness leaving the body.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:03:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dieselman:

Originally Posted By MrPink123:

Originally Posted By Dieselman:
These things happen


apparently....and now I as a grown man am crying...


Just remember that pain is only weakness leaving the body.


ok..how about I kick you in the nuts and, we'll see how you feel....lol
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:10:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dieselman:

Originally Posted By MrPink123:

Originally Posted By Dieselman:
These things happen


apparently....and now I as a grown man am crying...


Just remember that pain is only weakness leaving the body.


Hmm, maybe thats how they got the term balls of steel, the guy kept kicking himself in the nuts
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:14:17 PM EST
It could be a lot worse bro. It could be me.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:22:20 PM EST


Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:24:03 PM EST
That's what you get for sitting "crosslegged", Sally
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:27:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:41:39 PM EST
I'm 22 and I've never taken a square shot to the nuts. The closest I came was in a football game when I got knocked down and some asshole tried to stomp them with cleats. His foot went right between them and it didn't hurt at all. Must have been a miracle... He was surprised when I jumped up and punched him in the kindey.

Sometimes I get a slow ache if I plop down in a chair and land wrong, but so far I have done a good job protecting them.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:44:37 PM EST
Damn, i was at a basketball tourney in like 8th grade or sumthin, and one of my friends just comes up and uppercuts me to the groin. i was on the ground in tears for like 10 minutes. shit that hurt.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:46:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By luckypunk:
That's what you get for sitting "crosslegged", Sally


i wasn't sitting "crosslegged" just had one leg under the other....but it hit me in the nutz....
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:46:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By luckypunk:
That's what you get for sitting "crosslegged", Sally


+1 Alice!
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:49:49 PM EST
Thats why only girls should sit that why,they dont have nuts
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:51:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pangea:
It could be a lot worse bro. It could be me.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 7:03:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheGunny:

Originally Posted By luckypunk:
That's what you get for sitting "crosslegged", Sally


+1 Alice!



Originally Posted By cbrooks:
Thats why only girls should sit that why,they dont have nuts


I WASN'T SITTING "CROSSLEGGED" just sat down with one leg under the other.....
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