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Posted: 9/18/2005 10:42:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:46:02 AM EDT
Well, I think this is pretty dead-on. I mean, you see how our world is still crippled from the effects of Y2K.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:46:41 AM EDT
Damn Bush and his new black hole machine.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:47:32 AM EDT
AHHHHH I'm melting I'm melting

what a world what a world.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:47:51 AM EDT
Oh snap.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:51:17 AM EDT
Got a link to that steaming pile of shit?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:52:32 AM EDT
I'll bet it's Weekly World News....
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:55:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:01:01 AM EDT
That's really that Nexus ribbon thingy from Star Trek Generations.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:05:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:05:48 AM EDT
guess i don't have to worry about saving for retirement
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:06:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 11:07:51 AM EDT by ElCamino]

Originally Posted By DesertRat66:
Weekly World News


Outside of the obvious, one other refutation is that relatively small objects like asteroids are pretty damn hard to see getting dissolved 9+ light-years away. ETA: Especially when the light from that event would reach us only shortly before the "near the speed of light" doomsday nebula hit us.

That, and any article posted without a link is immediately discarded as bullshit.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:07:45 AM EDT
We better buy all the guns we can now and just start charging everything up and enjoy it while we can!!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:08:27 AM EDT
Oh well, told ya
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:09:37 AM EDT
Our B.O.B.'s are going to have to get more sophisticated.

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:10:13 AM EDT
What is the best round to defend yourself from a PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD ?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:10:38 AM EDT
LoL - Im a bit confused how a cloud of dust will kill all of us ?

I guess we will just have to go to war with it - The american way - NUKE IT!!!!!!

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:14:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:26:21 AM EDT
Best news I've ever heard!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:29:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:38:43 AM EDT
its the reason bush is letting all the aliens in across the border

its the reason he will spend boo-coo bucks to rebuild nawlins..

he has known about it for a while and so little things like all of mexico moving to texas no longer matters. and trainin the troops up in iraq is good training for the force that will impose some disciplline in the US in the last days..
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:40:34 AM EDT
It doesn't matter. As everybody should know by now,(you DO know don't you???)the Mayan calendar ends on 12/21/2012,so we won't be here anyway. I'm gonna max out the cards,tell the boss to KMA,and party like its 2012!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:41:41 AM EDT
june 1 2014 earth will cease to exist.......


//Old Rush joke.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:42:35 AM EDT
All I want to know is when can we start to LOOT!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:45:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 7:
All I want to know is when can we start to LOOT!

Better start now or all the good stuff will be gone.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:01:11 PM EDT
It's only ten million miles across, but it's going to destroy our entire solar system, huh?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:02:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:05:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 12:06:46 PM EDT by Herzo]
Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking Radiation democrats) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from the hole.

Fixed it for you.

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:15:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:25:48 PM EDT
10 million miles across huh? Last time I checked the Solar System is over 6 BILLION miles across.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:26:44 PM EDT
Halliburton sure is good with R&D.

Now Karl Rove has their uber Hurricane-tsunami-earthquake-chaos cloud machine!

We are all doomed!

It is all Bush's fault, DU was right all along!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:31:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
Oh snap.

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:42:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By benbob:
Best news I've ever heard!!

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:24:46 PM EDT
The year 2014 sounds familiar, was'nt that the same year on the X-Files series finale that Mulder found out the alien invasion would happen?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:28:52 PM EDT
I'm confused; will this dust cloud arrive before or after Planet X causes the pole shift?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:34:49 PM EDT
I'll need some more ammo, Thanks for the headsup
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:37:07 PM EDT
Oh now I remember.

According to Titor, we'll be in a civil war around that time, so who cares about a cloud?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:41:28 PM EDT
I just made a cloud, its only about 2 feet across and I am still here.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:43:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:45:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:48:26 PM EDT
About time.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:53:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:57:27 PM EDT
I like the NUKE IT idea.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:19:43 PM EDT

It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

...which proves that the Democrats are doomed.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:23:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
rumor has it it's bush's fault....

Monday September 12, 2005


CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form.

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."

To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid.

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House official said the president's top science advisors are taking the findings in stride.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

yeah beer that's what happens when you read weekly world news. get over yourself.......
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