Steve was excited about buying a new hunting rifle. So, he decided to go bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it.As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a BIG brown bear.The bear said, "You've got two choices, pal. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."Steve decided to bend over.Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Steve soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out to the woods, where he found the offending bear and shot it.As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was another tap on his shoulder.This time, a big BLACK bear stood right next to him. The bear said,"That was a huge mistake, Sam. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have really rough sex."Again, Steve thought it was better to comply.Although he survived, it would take several months before Steve finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the black bear, and shot it. He felt sweet revenge.As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant grizzly bear standing there.The grizzly said, "Admit it, Steve, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"