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Posted: 11/18/2010 1:13:54 PM EDT
Bacon. I hate it. Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty? Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.



Megan Kelly, I can't stand her either. She has said some dumb stupid things and her delivery sucks. Is she pretty? You bet. Does she taste like bacon, probably not. But I still can not stand her.






 
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:15:26 PM EDT
[#1]
You will live longer, but we will live happier with our delicious, yummy bacon.  
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:15:30 PM EDT
[#2]

Maybe I will deal with it.  Just like I dealt with Curly Jefferson!
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:15:32 PM EDT
[#3]
Nice knowing ya.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:15:36 PM EDT
[#4]
More for me!
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:15:46 PM EDT
[#5]
I could give a rat fuck if you hate bacon, but that Wilford Brimley line is pure comedy gold.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:15:51 PM EDT
[#6]
Not a big fan either.



IN for the crucifixion
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:16:01 PM EDT
[#7]
will not end well for OP
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:16:39 PM EDT
[#8]




ITT: Arfcommers coming out of the closet.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:16:45 PM EDT
[#9]
BAN HIM IT IS  BLASPHEMY
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:16:52 PM EDT
[#10]
Heretic!
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:17:10 PM EDT
[#11]





Quoted:



Bacon.





I hate it.





Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty?





Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.






 
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:17:20 PM EDT
[#12]
You, sir, are remanded to wear the scarlet B for the rest of your stay here you blaspheming bacon bigot bastard.





B





 
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:17:22 PM EDT
[#13]
Thread and title change.....
Quoted:



BAN HIM IT IS  BLASPHEMY



Just added Megan Kelly to the list.
 
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:17:33 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Bacon. I hate it. Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty? Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.

Megan Kelly, I can't stand her either. She has said some dumb stupid things and her delivery sucks. Is she pretty? You bet. Does she taste like bacon, probably not. But I still can not stand her.

 


lol gtfo
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:17:35 PM EDT
[#15]
blasphemy. Bacon is the delicious cure for everything.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:17:41 PM EDT
[#16]
Hmmm... does anyone have Mr. Brimley's number??







Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:18:05 PM EDT
[#17]
Only commie pinkos and fags don't like bacon.



Which one are you?


















Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:18:18 PM EDT
[#18]
Smells terrible?  Something is seriously wrong with your sense of smell.



The smell of bacon is like the breath of Venus.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:18:56 PM EDT
[#19]
Hatred of bacon is for commies and the godless.



Choke yourself, Jarhead.










Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:18:59 PM EDT
[#20]

OP:





Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:19:24 PM EDT
[#21]
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK?
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:21:16 PM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:22:09 PM EDT
[#23]
Not all bacon is created equal.  OP may not have had the opportunity to taste good quality bacon.

There's a local diner here that serves bacon that's best described as greasy, limp pieces of bacon.      On the other hand, I had some really good bacon at Flapjack's in Gatlinburg TN last weekend.  In contrast, the bacon at Flapjack's featured thick applewood smoked bacon slices that were cooked very well.  Not a ton of gristle and not covered in grease.  

Try the good stuff before you write it off.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:22:31 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
You will live longer, but we will live happier with our delicious, yummy bacon.  


Yep, we'll be dead of coronary artery disease, but they'll plant us with a big smile on our face because our last thought was of a circa 2010 Megan Kelly.



Meanwhile.............

In some nursing home a decrepit Chris_C, immobile in his wheelchair, is being gummed by some toothless crone.

Sucks to be him!

Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:22:40 PM EDT
[#25]
you rought her into it? you gone and done it now. where's the whipping post????
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:22:51 PM EDT
[#26]


Arfcommers that Love Bacon and Megan Kelly -  4583

Arfcommers that Hate Bacon and Megan Kelly - 1
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:23:15 PM EDT
[#27]

THREAD CLOSED BY ORDER OF THE INQUISITION, ORDO HERETICUS.





Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:23:37 PM EDT
[#28]
There is another one for the ignore list.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:23:49 PM EDT
[#29]
Bacon is proof that God loves us! I don't even know who the woman you mentioned is.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:24:22 PM EDT
[#30]
Hey, Tom Cruise.  Come out of the closet!
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:24:32 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Not all bacon is created equal.  OP may not have had the opportunity to taste good quality bacon.

There's a local diner here that serves bacon that's best described as greasy, limp pieces of bacon.      On the other hand, I had some really good bacon at Flapjack's in Gatlinburg TN last weekend.  In contrast, the bacon at Flapjack's featured thick applewood smoked bacon slices that were cooked very well.  Not a ton of gristle and not covered in grease.  

Try the good stuff before you write it off.


+1

Tom & Ted's at WallyMart or the Wright's Applewood Smoked Thick Sliced FTW!  

ETA:  Tom & Ted's Bacon!!!
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:24:33 PM EDT
[#32]
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:26:39 PM EDT
[#33]


Sadness and sorrow will follow you the rest of your days.....
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:27:13 PM EDT
[#34]
mmmmmm, Wilford Brimley rim job...
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:27:35 PM EDT
[#35]
You know, that puts a lot of your other posts into perspective. Thanks for letting us know.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:28:39 PM EDT
[#36]
Head start on the drinking for this weekend?
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:28:39 PM EDT
[#37]
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:29:12 PM EDT
[#38]
Oh no you didn't...an ETA hatred of Megan Kelly after blaspheming bacon?!?!?#?!#$




Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:34:47 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
You have the ghey.


Agreed.





Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:35:28 PM EDT
[#40]
87% of Arfcom would trade everything they own to live out the rest of their lives on an island with an endless supply of fresh bacon and a Megyn Kelly that didn't age.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:35:43 PM EDT
[#41]



Quoted:


Bacon. I hate it. Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty? Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.



Megan Kelly, I can't stand her either. She has said some dumb stupid things and her delivery sucks. Is she pretty? You bet. Does she taste like bacon, probably not. But I still can not stand her.



 






 
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:36:45 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Bacon. I hate it. Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty? Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.

Megan Kelly, I can't stand her either. She has said some dumb stupid things and her delivery sucks. Is she pretty? You bet. Does she taste like bacon, probably not. But I still can not stand her.

 


What happened ..... and did you catch the Ghey or were you that way all along
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:37:21 PM EDT
[#43]
You shut your whore mouth!

Bacon is the GREATEST food known to man. Not only is it delicious but its nutritious. It only gets a bad rap because a bunch of Godless commies put out some propaganda for the simple reason that they don't want you to be[citation not needed] happy.

Megyn Kelly is the hottest, smartest woman in America. There was actually a competition and she won. Hands down.

We didn't tell you about the competition because you're a Godless bacon hating communist.  


If this isn't hot, you are GHEY!







Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:37:30 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Only commie pinkos and fags don't like bacon.

Which one are you?








SAME !!
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:38:48 PM EDT
[#45]
Dealt with

Now go deal with whatever possess you to post attention whore threads in GD on ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:39:01 PM EDT
[#46]
Megan Kelly can get a little stupid and a little shrill at times, but I would olive garden her.

And while some bacon can be bad, 90% is usually awesome.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:42:03 PM EDT
[#47]
Good, more bacon for me and keep your hands off the mother of my child anyway!
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:42:14 PM EDT
[#48]
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:42:33 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Does she taste like bacon, probably not.
 


If only....

Link Posted: 11/18/2010 1:42:54 PM EDT
[#50]
His head, off with it...
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