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Posted: 12/31/2001 8:33:02 PM EDT
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"Click", out go the lights.
edited to add: when the world is spinning, is it 33&1/3, 45 or 78?, Clockwise or counter -clockwise. Gotta puke again? ...I'll understand. |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 8:34:37 PM EDT
[#2]
Damn fool your toasted.
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Posted: 12/31/2001 8:36:30 PM EDT
[#3]
dude im bleedint now, i dont know wyh but im bleeding this is sdo fucked im jnostb lega l age or dsrink but im fucked mofdss please detletre thsi thres
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Posted: 12/31/2001 8:37:37 PM EDT
[#4]
Just get your self a nice big glass of MILK that will make you all better![}:D]
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Posted: 12/31/2001 8:39:13 PM EDT
[#5]
Alcohol poisioning is no laughing matter, call your Dad for help.
edited to add: that he won't beat your ass as bad as your Mom will. |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 8:39:56 PM EDT
[#6]
And a greasy cheeseburger. That and milk makes everything fine.
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Posted: 12/31/2001 8:40:16 PM EDT
[#7]
Some people have all the fun.
This is my THIRD year in a row I spend Christmas and New Years in a dry camp at work. But, been there and done that! Cheers! EDIT: Isn't there a law against Posting under the influence? I guess if it were board policy there wouldn't be anyone left here. |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 8:42:12 PM EDT
[#8]
hGnappy nuewgggg jaraaye. haBappy njungungung........... halpap......,halap...unghghgh
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Posted: 12/31/2001 8:47:26 PM EDT
[#9]
KME 2wo!!! ime about tostd,,,
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Posted: 12/31/2001 8:48:05 PM EDT
[#10]
Shit, I've had 3/4 of a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black (no shit)and I can still post coherently... Damned Lightweight.
HAPPY NEW YEAR to AR15.com! Pit |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 8:49:40 PM EDT
[#11]
Best thing to do is continue speaking with that well known Irishman.....Oroarkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk !
After that conversation I prefer to curl-up on the bathroom floor and press my head against that nice cool porcelan. [smoke] |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 8:52:41 PM EDT
[#12]
Driving the porclelin bus, the technicolor yawn, giving the old heave ho. yeck.. (thanks to all that haven't posted the puking anim.)
Oh hell...why not [puke] |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 9:00:51 PM EDT
[#13]
Liquid idiot in a bottle. Just add mouth.
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Posted: 12/31/2001 9:09:11 PM EDT
[#14]
Didn't drink at all this NYE...saving it up for next year. [:D]
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Posted: 12/31/2001 9:12:06 PM EDT
[#15]
The internet police should ticket you for driving drunk on the information super highway!
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Posted: 12/31/2001 9:12:13 PM EDT
[#16]
WOW!!! He types just like Joey Ramone used to talk.
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Posted: 12/31/2001 9:12:17 PM EDT
[#17]
Obviously the work of an amatuer.
I haven't gotten sick in quite a few years. I have however made an ass out of myself posting stupid things on the internet. I guess no matter how good you are, those things happen. I still don't understand however, how somebody can puke and type at the same time. |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 9:15:01 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted: I still don't understand however, how somebody can puke and type at the same time. This guy is good ! Happy New Year ! [beer] |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 9:15:07 PM EDT
[#19]
I'm not sic but the fingers are numb!
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Posted: 12/31/2001 9:15:32 PM EDT
[#20]
Remember to put the ring around your neck to keep from falling off the porclelin bus.
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Posted: 12/31/2001 9:31:53 PM EDT
[#21]
i did things tonight i never thought i would, im jsut glad i had people to stop me me. im gonna try some milk quick pray for me/
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Posted: 12/31/2001 9:51:35 PM EDT
[#22]
Dude, don't drink the milk, other wise you're gonna [puke]
Happy Hew Year Jamie |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 9:53:32 PM EDT
[#23]
I pray that you learn the meaning of the word "Moderation".
There's these two bulls see, the younger one sez to the older one, hey, see that cow down there, why don't run down there.... get it? Edited cause I can't tell jokes as well as I think I can. |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 9:55:34 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted: im jsut glad i had people to stop me me. Good. One obituary tacked to the top of GD is already too many. |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:02:06 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: hGnappy nuewgggg jaraaye. haBappy njungungung........... halpap......,halap...unghghgh LMFAO!!!!!!! Don't feel too bad mattsd I've done the same thing before, actually I'm somewhat surprised I did'nt do the same this year. |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:06:59 PM EDT
[#26]
im getting a little better now, i dont know what yhappened, but last i remember, i had blood all over me and sone had my gunsafe keys around thier neck
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:09:12 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted: I pray that you learn the meaning of the word "Moderation". Some of us practice moderation in our moderation. That which does not kill us....... |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:10:16 PM EDT
[#28]
Whoever had your gunsafe keys around their neck was a clear thinking individual!
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:11:04 PM EDT
[#29]
Man, I miss living in Prairie du Chien, WI. The bars there are open ALL night on New Years Eve. Drink till dawn, then they feed you breakfast.
Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img] |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:12:10 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted: Some of us practice moderation in our moderation. That which does not kill us....... Ahhh... to be young again, and know what I know now. |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:16:56 PM EDT
[#31]
What does not kill me, makes me stronger, but sometimes it just makes me feel like shit the next day.
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:21:05 PM EDT
[#32]
tehy gavw me back my safe keys, i guerss because they only care when they are in danger, not me
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:23:44 PM EDT
[#33]
There is a reason why there is 24 beers in a case and24 hours in a day. One an hour and you will stay sober through out the whole experience.
Just to let you know I spent the evening with 2 and 1/2 dead ends. I say half because one girl got it when I said AR15 when another called "shotgun". And All these 24 year olds wonder why they have kids? Maybe I should go to church. [:)] |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:28:04 PM EDT
[#34]
3 asprin and a big glass of water before you go to bed or pass out whichever comes first.
When you wake up tomorrow (around 330pm or so) Take two Benadryl Allergy and find some SRV or Van Halen and crank it up to about 10. Then just remember..............Your two beers away from a beautiful day, if you can just keep them down. Been there, done that, got the scars to prove it.[<]:)] |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:28:41 PM EDT
[#35]
[url]http://www.msn.egreetings.com/display.pd?L0=61&L1=502&L2=1047&L3=50756&L4=311335&L5=0&bfrom=1&prodnum=3022279[/url]
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:34:23 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted: tehy gavw me back my safe keys, i guerss because they only care when they are in danger, not me They probably gave them back because they thought you had settled down, and wouldn't do anything with them. Put them down, and go to sleep. |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:45:32 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted: [url]http://www.msn.egreetings.com/display.pd?L0=61&L1=502&L2=1047&L3=50756&L4=311335&L5=0&bfrom=1&prodnum=3022279[/url] Bravo!!!! LMAO Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img] |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:48:15 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: [url]http://www.msn.egreetings.com/display.pd?L0=61&L1=502&L2=1047&L3=50756&L4=311335&L5=0&bfrom=1&prodnum=3022279[/url] excellent description of my first two years at college. edited for spelling cause I be college educated |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:48:54 PM EDT
[#39]
Isn't life grand???!!!
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Posted: 12/31/2001 10:54:45 PM EDT
[#40]
[:D]
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Posted: 12/31/2001 11:31:34 PM EDT
[#41]
dONT DRINK THE CHEAp stuff dude.
Stick with quality liquor or beer,wine,etc. It sidoesnt't hurt as bad the next day.But Hre I am pretty tweaked ruigjht now. Absolute and fresh squeezed g=raperfcfrruit. |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 11:35:26 PM EDT
[#42]
Things sure have changed. I haven't been sick from drinking for many a moon.
What ya need is big thick piece of fatback and a pickle, that'll fix you right up. Ha! ha! Boy!, the last thing I would be doing on New Years eve when I was kid, would to be sitting in front of a puter or anything else that resembled a TV. Waterdog |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 11:47:34 PM EDT
[#43]
[b]
Quoted: Things sure have changed. I haven't been sick from drinking for many a moon. What ya need is big thick piece of fatback and a pickle, that'll fix you right up. Ha! ha! Boy!, the last thing I would be doing on New Years eve when I was kid, would to be sitting in front of a puter or anything else that resembled a TV. Waterdog Well not aLL OF us are living as fullfilled a life as yoiu man. But hey it is a good way to let off some steam you know. |
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Posted: 12/31/2001 11:48:10 PM EDT
[#44]
[b]
Quoted: Things sure have changed. I haven't been sick from drinking for many a moon. What ya need is big thick piece of fatback and a pickle, that'll fix you right up. Ha! ha! Boy!, the last thing I would be doing on New Years eve when I was kid, would to be sitting in front of a puter or anything else that resembled a TV. Waterdog Well not aLL OF us are living as fullfilled a life as yoiu man. But hey it is a good way to let off some steam you know.Oh wait I giuess you are too.sorry man |
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Posted: 1/1/2002 12:00:16 AM EDT
[#45]
I'm havin' a good time! [beer]...[puke]
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Posted: 1/1/2002 12:50:27 AM EDT
[#46]
[img]http://www.thedrinksgroup.co.uk/mdspread.jpg[/img]
WhoooHooo!!! Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img] |
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Posted: 1/1/2002 1:07:28 AM EDT
[#47]
[img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/drunkpost.jpg[/img]
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Posted: 1/1/2002 1:12:36 AM EDT
[#48]
The Photoshopping Army strikes yet another deadly blow against the hilarious enemy!
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Posted: 1/1/2002 5:26:03 AM EDT
[#49]
hey guys, its morning and im still alive. thanks for providing me with some humorous wake up reading (and veiwing)
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Posted: 1/1/2002 5:30:11 AM EDT
[#50]
glad you made it through. this post was hilariouse.
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