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Posted: 12/31/2001 8:31:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2002 8:42:03 AM EDT by GoatBoy]
ikm so fuckedf right now. i just puked., 3why doid o do this, mods plese deletrer tjias i cant astop mods please delete thisd thread im sorry [i][=D] Changed the topic from "fucked" to "plastered," but didnt nuke it! heehee -- GB[/i]
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:33:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2001 8:35:35 PM EDT by xanadu]
"Click", out go the lights. edited to add: when the world is spinning, is it 33&1/3, 45 or 78?, Clockwise or counter -clockwise. Gotta puke again? ...I'll understand.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:34:37 PM EDT
Damn fool your toasted.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:36:30 PM EDT
dude im bleedint now, i dont know wyh but im bleeding this is sdo fucked im jnostb lega l age or dsrink but im fucked mofdss please detletre thsi thres
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:37:37 PM EDT
Just get your self a nice big glass of MILK that will make you all better![}:D]
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:39:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2001 8:39:57 PM EDT by xanadu]
Alcohol poisioning is no laughing matter, call your Dad for help. edited to add: that he won't beat your ass as bad as your Mom will.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:39:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:40:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2001 8:42:45 PM EDT by pogo]
Some people have all the fun. This is my THIRD year in a row I spend Christmas and New Years in a dry camp at work. But, been there and done that! Cheers! EDIT: Isn't there a law against Posting under the influence? I guess if it were board policy there wouldn't be anyone left here.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:42:12 PM EDT
hGnappy nuewgggg jaraaye. haBappy njungungung........... halpap......,halap...unghghgh
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:47:26 PM EDT
KME 2wo!!! ime about tostd,,,
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:48:05 PM EDT
Shit, I've had 3/4 of a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black (no shit)and I can still post coherently... Damned Lightweight. HAPPY NEW YEAR to AR15.com! Pit
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:49:40 PM EDT
Best thing to do is continue speaking with that well known Irishman.....Oroarkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ! After that conversation I prefer to curl-up on the bathroom floor and press my head against that nice cool porcelan. [smoke]
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:52:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2001 8:54:32 PM EDT by xanadu]
Driving the porclelin bus, the technicolor yawn, giving the old heave ho. yeck.. (thanks to all that haven't posted the puking anim.) Oh hell...why not [puke]
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:00:51 PM EDT
Liquid idiot in a bottle. Just add mouth.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:09:11 PM EDT
Didn't drink at all this NYE...saving it up for next year. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:12:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:12:13 PM EDT
WOW!!! He types just like Joey Ramone used to talk.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:12:17 PM EDT
Obviously the work of an amatuer. I haven't gotten sick in quite a few years. I have however made an ass out of myself posting stupid things on the internet. I guess no matter how good you are, those things happen. I still don't understand however, how somebody can puke and type at the same time.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:15:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By seamusmcoi: I still don't understand however, how somebody can puke and type at the same time.
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This guy is good ! Happy New Year ! [beer]
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:15:07 PM EDT
I'm not sic but the fingers are numb!
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:15:32 PM EDT
Remember to put the ring around your neck to keep from falling off the porclelin bus.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:31:53 PM EDT
i did things tonight i never thought i would, im jsut glad i had people to stop me me. im gonna try some milk quick pray for me/
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:51:35 PM EDT
Dude, don't drink the milk, other wise you're gonna [puke] Happy Hew Year Jamie
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:53:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2001 10:06:19 PM EDT by xanadu]
I pray that you learn the meaning of the word "Moderation". There's these two bulls see, the younger one sez to the older one, hey, see that cow down there, why don't run down there.... get it? Edited cause I can't tell jokes as well as I think I can.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:55:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mattsd: im jsut glad i had people to stop me me.
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Good. One obituary tacked to the top of GD is already too many.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:02:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GovtThug: hGnappy nuewgggg jaraaye. haBappy njungungung........... halpap......,halap...unghghgh
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LMFAO!!!!!!! Don't feel too bad mattsd I've done the same thing before, actually I'm somewhat surprised I did'nt do the same this year.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:06:59 PM EDT
im getting a little better now, i dont know what yhappened, but last i remember, i had blood all over me and sone had my gunsafe keys around thier neck
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:09:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:10:16 PM EDT
Whoever had your gunsafe keys around their neck was a clear thinking individual!
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:11:04 PM EDT
Man, I miss living in Prairie du Chien, WI. The bars there are open ALL night on New Years Eve. Drink till dawn, then they feed you breakfast. Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:12:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Maynard: Some of us practice moderation in our moderation. That which does not kill us.......
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Ahhh... to be young again, and know what I know now.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:16:56 PM EDT
What does not kill me, makes me stronger, but sometimes it just makes me feel like shit the next day.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:21:05 PM EDT
tehy gavw me back my safe keys, i guerss because they only care when they are in danger, not me
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:23:44 PM EDT
There is a reason why there is 24 beers in a case and24 hours in a day. One an hour and you will stay sober through out the whole experience. Just to let you know I spent the evening with 2 and 1/2 dead ends. I say half because one girl got it when I said AR15 when another called "shotgun". And All these 24 year olds wonder why they have kids? Maybe I should go to church. [:)]
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:28:04 PM EDT
3 asprin and a big glass of water before you go to bed or pass out whichever comes first. When you wake up tomorrow (around 330pm or so) Take two Benadryl Allergy and find some SRV or Van Halen and crank it up to about 10. Then just remember..............Your two beers away from a beautiful day, if you can just keep them down. Been there, done that, got the scars to prove it.[<]:)]
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:28:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:34:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mattsd: tehy gavw me back my safe keys, i guerss because they only care when they are in danger, not me
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They probably gave them back because they thought you had settled down, and wouldn't do anything with them. Put them down, and go to sleep.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:45:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Stealth: [url]http://www.msn.egreetings.com/display.pd?L0=61&L1=502&L2=1047&L3=50756&L4=311335&L5=0&bfrom=1&prodnum=3022279[/url]
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Bravo!!!! LMAO Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:48:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2001 10:49:15 PM EDT by SDavid]
Originally Posted By Stealth: [url]http://www.msn.egreetings.com/display.pd?L0=61&L1=502&L2=1047&L3=50756&L4=311335&L5=0&bfrom=1&prodnum=3022279[/url]
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excellent description of my first two years at college. edited for spelling cause I be college educated
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:48:54 PM EDT
Isn't life grand???!!!
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:54:45 PM EDT
[:D]
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 11:31:34 PM EDT
dONT DRINK THE CHEAp stuff dude. Stick with quality liquor or beer,wine,etc. It sidoesnt't hurt as bad the next day.But Hre I am pretty tweaked ruigjht now. Absolute and fresh squeezed g=raperfcfrruit.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 11:35:26 PM EDT
Things sure have changed. I haven't been sick from drinking for many a moon. What ya need is big thick piece of fatback and a pickle, that'll fix you right up. Ha! ha! Boy!, the last thing I would be doing on New Years eve when I was kid, would to be sitting in front of a puter or anything else that resembled a TV. Waterdog
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 11:47:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ORIGINAL-Waterdog: Things sure have changed. I haven't been sick from drinking for many a moon. What ya need is big thick piece of fatback and a pickle, that'll fix you right up. Ha! ha! Boy!, the last thing I would be doing on New Years eve when I was kid, would to be sitting in front of a puter or anything else that resembled a TV. Waterdog
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[/b] Well not aLL OF us are living as fullfilled a life as yoiu man. But hey it is a good way to let off some steam you know.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 11:48:10 PM EDT
[b]
Originally Posted By ORIGINAL-Waterdog: Things sure have changed. I haven't been sick from drinking for many a moon. What ya need is big thick piece of fatback and a pickle, that'll fix you right up. Ha! ha! Boy!, the last thing I would be doing on New Years eve when I was kid, would to be sitting in front of a puter or anything else that resembled a TV. Waterdog
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[/b] Well not aLL OF us are living as fullfilled a life as yoiu man. But hey it is a good way to let off some steam you know.Oh wait I giuess you are too.sorry man
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 12:00:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2002 12:01:17 AM EDT by Master_Blaster]
I'm havin' a good time! [beer]...[puke]
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 12:50:27 AM EDT
[img]http://www.thedrinksgroup.co.uk/mdspread.jpg[/img] WhoooHooo!!! Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 1:07:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/1/2002 5:26:03 AM EDT
hey guys, its morning and im still alive. thanks for providing me with some humorous wake up reading (and veiwing)
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 5:30:11 AM EDT
glad you made it through. this post was hilariouse.
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