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Posted: 10/10/2007 10:30:11 AM EDT
me and a friend were talking today about prison nicknames.

....i think i would be either stabie or tater-tot


those sound tough right?


Link Posted: 10/10/2007 10:31:00 AM EDT
bitch...
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 10:31:35 AM EDT
Rapey "Pelviscracker" McRapey
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 10:31:48 AM EDT
suicide.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 10:32:38 AM EDT
Sugar
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 10:32:59 AM EDT
Dead honkey.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 10:33:13 AM EDT
Cupcake.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 10:38:23 AM EDT
Amish

Link Posted: 10/10/2007 10:39:19 AM EDT
Squirrel Master
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 10:39:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheSTEED:
Amish

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Link Posted: 10/10/2007 10:44:14 AM EDT
"Shivmaster."

Or "Mr. Soap-On-A-Rope", followed by "Sir".


Link Posted: 10/10/2007 10:54:56 AM EDT
Hey Homeboy, They call me The Pumper!
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 10:56:20 AM EDT
My prison nickname was "Full Metal Jacket" but it was usually shortened to "Full Metal" when the "homeys" were talking to me.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 11:06:07 AM EDT
Crazy Bob.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 11:06:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/10/2007 11:07:20 AM EDT by Quarterbore]
Bubba

Anybody got some soap
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 11:08:31 AM EDT
prag
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 11:19:12 AM EDT
"Busty".

just a thought.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 11:20:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/10/2007 11:22:24 AM EDT by shawnofthedead]

Originally Posted By Current-Resident:
My prison nickname was "Full Metal Jacket" but it was usually shortened to "Full Metal" when the "homeys" were talking to me.


speaking from experience?

ETA: all my page 2 are shanked by me
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 11:35:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
i'd be known as

"that crazy mother fucker in cellblock d that ripped some guys dick off and beat him to death with it"


Link Posted: 10/10/2007 11:43:01 AM EDT
Scunion. Whatever that means.......
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 11:45:13 AM EDT
"Butter", as in:

"They churned my ass like butter."
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 11:46:16 AM EDT
I just put my ARfcom name in it!

I my goodness!
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 11:46:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
i'd be known as

"that crazy mother fucker in cellblock d that ripped some guys dick off and beat him to death with it"



you could get that tattooed.....
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 11:47:15 AM EDT
Lamar Pye
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 4:47:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/10/2007 4:47:34 PM EDT by KC-ROUGHNECK]
* The stinky mother fucker *

Cause I wouldnt' shower, brush my teeth, shave, cut my hair....nothin!

Nobody would want to be around me. Or rape me for that matter.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 4:52:26 PM EDT
"the bleeder"
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 5:10:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
"Busty".

just a thought.


Busty and The Twins go to Prison.........sounds like a movie we'd all like to see.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:01:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shawnofthedead:
me and a friend were talking today about prison nicknames.

....i think i would be either stabie or tater-tot


those sound tough right?




Suicide...

I'd be dead as soon as I could pull it off...

Some levels of embarrassment/dishonor are not recoverable.... Being sent to prison is one of them...
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:02:04 PM EDT
ThunderDick
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:02:44 PM EDT
Prison Name - Nut Buster

Pimp Name - Treacherous Boomer Slither

Whatever; I work in a Prison, so you can call me "Sir", "Officer", or "Bossman"
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:04:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hamel:
Prison Name

Probably not work safe.



According to this my nickname would be "Hung Muther"
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:05:04 PM EDT
unDAHcuBBah bRuDDuH
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:08:09 PM EDT
"CrazyMuthahFuckahWhoSharpenedHisTeethWith­aFile"
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:12:04 PM EDT
mine was Dominos I delivered my load in 30 minutes or less! Guess where I got my screen name?
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:15:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/10/2007 6:16:53 PM EDT by Ripak]


Prison Bitch Name Generator


George's Bush

No Shit, That's what it came up with.

Fuck that, They'll NEVER take me alive.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:16:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ripak:
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Prison Bitch Name Generator


George's Bush

No Shit, That's what is came up with.

Fuck that, They'll NEVER take me alive.



That's what they all say!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:16:54 PM EDT
The impaler....
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:48:51 PM EDT
The guy locked up in solitary confinement for the safety of the other prisoners does not get a nickname.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 7:09:53 PM EDT
Dead before he got there
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:03:30 PM EDT
Hepagonasyphiherpelaids and good with a shank
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:07:34 PM EDT
Pretty Boy
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 9:03:18 PM EDT
Pops.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 9:20:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hemi-Cuda:
Thomas Paine.


With a name like that, the entire inmate population will give you their conjugal visit days...with their girlfriends.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:57:18 AM EDT
"Stinky". I'd crap myself everyday in hopes no one would want a piece.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 6:06:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:
Probably: "No Holes Barred"

That reminds me, what is the closest country without an extradition treaty with the United States?



Cuba
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 6:13:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/11/2007 6:13:32 AM EDT by Jrock82]
Mine would probably be snow flake or rabbit. I am rather attractive
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 6:14:20 AM EDT
Long Dong Silvers
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 6:24:30 AM EDT
PunkMaker & MoneyBook Taker
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 6:33:17 AM EDT
Fuzzy Bitch

Because my ass is hairy and to survive I will have to find the biggest dude there and be his bitch.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 6:38:32 AM EDT
Bag Slitter McShankerson
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 6:45:03 AM EDT
Mine would probably be Johnny Bench. Because they'd turn me in to a hall of fame catcher.
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