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Posted: 8/24/2005 9:36:17 AM EDT

I represent SYMPAX Import and Export Company(SIEC) based in Australia.My company exports cocoa and other goods/services for world trade. We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our customers in Europe and America/Canada as well as making payments through you as our payment officer. It is upon this note that we seek your assistance to stand as our representative in your country.

Note that, as our representative, you will receive 10% of whatever amount you clear for the company and the balance will be paid into an account we will avail to you. Please, to facilitate the conclusion of this transaction if accepted, do send me promptly by email the following:

(1)Your full names,
(2)) Your Residential or Company Address and,
(3)Phone/fax numbers.

Thank you for your time

Very Respectfully,
Mr. James Smith
President,
SYMPAX Import/Export co.

i'll be gun shopping if anybody needs me

Posted: 8/24/2005 9:39:40 AM EDT

[#1]

Mr. James Smith, Why didn't he just call himself John Doe?

Have fun with the Money

Posted: 8/24/2005 9:40:18 AM EDT

[#2]

I call scam.

If this was legit they surely would have asked for your SSN and bank account numbers.

Posted: 8/24/2005 9:42:11 AM EDT

[#3]

I think someone is bullshittin' ya.

Everybody knows only valid offers come from Nigeria

Posted: 8/24/2005 9:42:41 AM EDT

[#4]

Well, if you're going to be rich, I'm totally going to start sucking up to you big time!!

Seriously, I wish scammers would put just a little more effort into their scams. It's really depressing to see how little pride they take in their work. (It takes about a 30-second web search to confirm that cocoa is not grown commercially in Australia.

- but guess what country used to have a huge cocoa export business?

)

Try to see if you can get them to send a photo of themselves with a bucket on their heads, and a sign saying "I love TexRdnec"

Posted: 8/24/2005 9:44:26 AM EDT

[#5]

I hope Australia doesn't have a "hammer of dead".

Posted: 8/24/2005 9:45:47 AM EDT

[#6]

Free beer for all now?

Posted: 8/24/2005 9:45:50 AM EDT

[#7]

I'm taking donations

Posted: 8/24/2005 9:46:20 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I hope Australia doesn't have a "hammer of dead".

Posted: 8/24/2005 9:46:39 AM EDT

[#9]

I call scam.

Posted: 8/24/2005 9:50:28 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

I call scam.

Ya think?

DK, I have to admit, I would never have thought of googling a scam to prove it was a scam.

Posted: 8/24/2005 9:50:49 AM EDT

[#11]

Shit, I got you beat. I just found $.57 more under the car seat!

Posted: 8/24/2005 9:55:54 AM EDT

[#12]

You better no scam...or the governor's death clique will dead you.

Posted: 8/24/2005 10:05:44 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

You better no scam...or the governor's death clique will dead you.

They might take you to the mob hut and beat you with the stick of dead. Be sure to send quality Anus laptops only!

Posted: 8/24/2005 10:09:07 AM EDT

[#14]

Not as good as my last two:

1. A person who is very wealthy is dying of cancer, and wants to give their money away to the poor. But their money is tied up in Europe and they need my help to get it out, for which they would pay me a 10% comission.

2. An international league of assasins has targeted me for termination. If I did not pay the ransom demanded, I would be assasinated. I could pay the ransom by calling the office during buisness hours and receiving further instructions.

Posted: 8/24/2005 10:09:50 AM EDT

[#15]

Check out www.thescambaiter.com.

They have a list there that you could add your letter to and let someone bait the scammer!

BigDozer66

Posted: 8/24/2005 10:11:13 AM EDT

[#16]

Cool Tex! Next thing you know, you'll save a bundle on car insurance!

Posted: 8/24/2005 10:13:24 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I hope Australia doesn't have a "hammer of dead".

The Govenor and the Clique Mob go where ever the dead needs to be done!

BigDozer66

Posted: 8/24/2005 10:13:38 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Quoted:

You better no scam...or the governor's death clique will dead you.

They might take you to the mob hut and beat you with the stick of dead. Be sure to send quality Anus laptops only!

LMAO

I know the governor and the clique mob in Australia...

Posted: 8/24/2005 10:14:35 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Quoted:

You better no scam...or the governor's death clique will dead you.

They might take you to the mob hut and beat you with the stick of dead. Be sure to send quality Anus laptops only!

Many ANUS laptops to be sure!

BigDozer66

Posted: 8/24/2005 10:17:06 AM EDT

[#20]

I would be careful with this guy. He could dead you twice!

Posted: 8/24/2005 11:04:13 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Well, if you're going to be rich, I'm totally going to start sucking up to you big time!!

Dk, you must have read at 30 of the 40 pages of scambaiters.
LOL
Seriously, I wish scammers would put just a little more effort into their scams. It's really depressing to see how little pride they take in their work. (It takes about a 30-second web search to confirm that cocoa is not grown commercially in Australia. - but guess what country used to have a huge cocoa export business? )

Try to see if you can get them to send a photo of themselves with a bucket on their heads, and a sign saying "I love TexRdnec"

Posted: 8/24/2005 11:05:42 AM EDT

[#22]

SYMPAX?

Cocoa

What do they make? Chocolate flavored tampons?

Posted: 8/24/2005 11:07:38 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
SYMPAX?

Cocoa

What do they make? Chocolate flavored tampons?

tequilabob could benefit...............

Posted: 8/24/2005 12:14:53 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:

I call scam.

Ya think?

DK, I have to admit, I would never have thought of googling a scam to prove it was a scam.

I actually just got curious about the whole cocoa production thing. It was obviously a scam (and the reason TxRdnec posted it for our entertainement), but I KNEW that Nigeria used to be a huge exporter of cocoa, but I wondered if the scammers has actually picked a country that would CREDIBLY be another exporter, or were so lazy they just picked a country at random.

I guess they really were THAT lazy!

I mean, how much damn effort does it take to make up a plausible story? Why not pick palm oil exports from Malaysia, or porn videos from Thailand or something more realistic?

Posted: 8/24/2005 12:24:34 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Why not pick palm oil exports from Malaysia, or porn videos from Thailand or something more realistic?

Experience with this have we hmmm?

Posted: 8/24/2005 12:35:17 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:

Why not pick palm oil exports from Malaysia, or porn videos from Thailand or something more realistic?

Experience with this have we hmmm?

Ouch

Posted: 8/24/2005 12:37:31 PM EDT

[#27]

They import TAMPAX from Nigeria?

Is that like another ethnic version of "Cherokee Hair Tampons"?

Posted: 8/24/2005 12:52:12 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Why not pick palm oil exports from Malaysia, or porn videos from Thailand or something more realistic?

Experience with this have we hmmm?

Ouch

It's ok, we all have are secret indulgences. You just picked a... rather.... different one

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