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Posted: 8/24/2005 9:36:17 AM EDT

I represent SYMPAX Import and Export Company(SIEC) based in Australia.My company exports cocoa and other goods/services for world trade. We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our customers in Europe and America/Canada as well as making payments through you as our payment officer. It is upon this note that we seek your assistance to stand as our representative in your country.

Note that, as our representative, you will receive 10% of whatever amount you clear for the company and the balance will be paid into an account we will avail to you. Please, to facilitate the conclusion of this transaction if accepted, do send me promptly by email the following:

(1)Your full names,
(2)) Your Residential or Company Address and,
(3)Phone/fax numbers.

Thank you for your time

Very Respectfully,
Mr. James Smith
President,
SYMPAX Import/Export co.



i'll be gun shopping if anybody needs me
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 9:39:40 AM EDT
Mr. James Smith, Why didn't he just call himself John Doe?


Have fun with the Money
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 9:40:18 AM EDT
I call scam.

If this was legit they surely would have asked for your SSN and bank account numbers.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 9:42:11 AM EDT
I think someone is bullshittin' ya.

Everybody knows only valid offers come from Nigeria
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 9:42:41 AM EDT

Well, if you're going to be rich, I'm totally going to start sucking up to you big time!!





Seriously, I wish scammers would put just a little more effort into their scams. It's really depressing to see how little pride they take in their work. (It takes about a 30-second web search to confirm that cocoa is not grown commercially in Australia. - but guess what country used to have a huge cocoa export business? )


Try to see if you can get them to send a photo of themselves with a bucket on their heads, and a sign saying "I love TexRdnec"

Link Posted: 8/24/2005 9:44:26 AM EDT
I hope Australia doesn't have a "hammer of dead".
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 9:45:47 AM EDT
Free beer for all now?

Link Posted: 8/24/2005 9:45:50 AM EDT
I'm taking donations
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 9:46:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:
I hope Australia doesn't have a "hammer of dead".




Link Posted: 8/24/2005 9:46:39 AM EDT


I call scam.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 9:50:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:


I call scam.



Ya think?


DK, I have to admit, I would never have thought of googling a scam to prove it was a scam.

Link Posted: 8/24/2005 9:50:49 AM EDT
Shit, I got you beat. I just found $.57 more under the car seat!
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 9:55:54 AM EDT


You better no scam...or the governor's death clique will dead you.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:05:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mayday:

You better no scam...or the governor's death clique will dead you.



They might take you to the mob hut and beat you with the stick of dead. Be sure to send quality Anus laptops only!

Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:09:07 AM EDT
Not as good as my last two:

1. A person who is very wealthy is dying of cancer, and wants to give their money away to the poor. But their money is tied up in Europe and they need my help to get it out, for which they would pay me a 10% comission.

2. An international league of assasins has targeted me for termination. If I did not pay the ransom demanded, I would be assasinated. I could pay the ransom by calling the office during buisness hours and receiving further instructions.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:09:50 AM EDT
Check out www.thescambaiter.com.

They have a list there that you could add your letter to and let someone bait the scammer!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:11:13 AM EDT
Cool Tex! Next thing you know, you'll save a bundle on car insurance!
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:13:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:
I hope Australia doesn't have a "hammer of dead".



The Govenor and the Clique Mob go where ever the dead needs to be done!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:13:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheStig:

Originally Posted By mayday:

You better no scam...or the governor's death clique will dead you.



They might take you to the mob hut and beat you with the stick of dead. Be sure to send quality Anus laptops only!




LMAO

I know the governor and the clique mob in Australia...
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:14:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheStig:

Originally Posted By mayday:

You better no scam...or the governor's death clique will dead you.



They might take you to the mob hut and beat you with the stick of dead. Be sure to send quality Anus laptops only!




Many ANUS laptops to be sure!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:17:06 AM EDT
I would be careful with this guy. He could dead you twice!
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 11:04:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Well, if you're going to be rich, I'm totally going to start sucking up to you big time!!



Dk, you must have read at 30 of the 40 pages of scambaiters.
LOL


Seriously, I wish scammers would put just a little more effort into their scams. It's really depressing to see how little pride they take in their work. (It takes about a 30-second web search to confirm that cocoa is not grown commercially in Australia. - but guess what country used to have a huge cocoa export business? )


Try to see if you can get them to send a photo of themselves with a bucket on their heads, and a sign saying "I love TexRdnec"


Link Posted: 8/24/2005 11:05:42 AM EDT
SYMPAX?

Cocoa


What do they make? Chocolate flavored tampons?
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 11:07:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PokeChoke:
SYMPAX?

Cocoa


What do they make? Chocolate flavored tampons?



tequilabob could benefit...............

Link Posted: 8/24/2005 12:14:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bubbatheredneck:

Originally Posted By deej86:


I call scam.



Ya think?


DK, I have to admit, I would never have thought of googling a scam to prove it was a scam.






I actually just got curious about the whole cocoa production thing. It was obviously a scam (and the reason TxRdnec posted it for our entertainement), but I KNEW that Nigeria used to be a huge exporter of cocoa, but I wondered if the scammers has actually picked a country that would CREDIBLY be another exporter, or were so lazy they just picked a country at random.

I guess they really were THAT lazy!


I mean, how much damn effort does it take to make up a plausible story? Why not pick palm oil exports from Malaysia, or porn videos from Thailand or something more realistic?
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 12:24:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Why not pick palm oil exports from Malaysia, or porn videos from Thailand or something more realistic?



Experience with this have we hmmm?
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 12:35:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By purplecheese:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Why not pick palm oil exports from Malaysia, or porn videos from Thailand or something more realistic?



Experience with this have we hmmm?



Ouch


Link Posted: 8/24/2005 12:37:31 PM EDT
They import TAMPAX from Nigeria?

Is that like another ethnic version of "Cherokee Hair Tampons"?
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 12:52:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By purplecheese:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Why not pick palm oil exports from Malaysia, or porn videos from Thailand or something more realistic?



Experience with this have we hmmm?



Ouch





It's ok, we all have are secret indulgences. You just picked a... rather.... different one
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