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Posted: 9/24/2005 5:23:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/24/2005 5:36:33 AM EDT by gunsanplanes]
i thought this was too funny to take offense to.




Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Link Posted: 9/24/2005 5:30:03 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/24/2005 7:39:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gunsanplanes:
i thought this was too funny to take offense to.




Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"




A 3 out of 10

Penalty for unoriginality-stealing from other joke.

That was used as a blond joke here the other day.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 7:43:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gunsanplanes:
i thought this was too funny to take offense to.




Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"





Link Posted: 9/24/2005 7:43:35 AM EDT
I gotta admit, that's pretty damn funny. Not original, but funny.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 8:06:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 8:08:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SINGLE_SHOT:



+1

Link Posted: 9/24/2005 8:12:16 AM EDT
Semi Good, just semi good.

Sort of like Drew Barrymore, just semi good.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 8:49:30 AM EDT
Good one...
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 8:54:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Max_Mike:

Originally Posted By gunsanplanes:
i thought this was too funny to take offense to.




Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"




A 3 out of 10

Penalty for unoriginality-stealing from other joke.

That was used as a blond joke here the other day.



and it was also in the comic strips last week, but not as a blonde joke...
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 1:22:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mikejohnson:

Originally Posted By Max_Mike:

Originally Posted By gunsanplanes:
i thought this was too funny to take offense to.




Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"




A 3 out of 10

Penalty for unoriginality-stealing from other joke.

That was used as a blond joke here the other day.



and it was also in the comic strips last week, but not as a blonde joke...



no shit.....i didn't know. i knew it came from somewhere else, because my sis sent in an e-mail, and i usually see everything she sends me somewhere else first.....usually here.

my joke foo cut and paste is week, i deserve the hit.
i laughed pretty good when i read it, but i can't put nothing over on this crowd, so solly.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 1:24:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/24/2005 1:31:58 PM EDT
All i know is that its Bush's fault they died
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