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Posted: 9/20/2005 7:07:19 PM EDT
the urge to "draw down"

i went to the grocery store to pick up a few things on the way home for work--im walking down the "seasonal" aisle, which is full of Halloween crap, even though its not October

i am strolling along, looking to my left, when all of a sudden (the aisle was empty of people) there is movement and noise to my right

its a person size halloween decoration which is now singing and dancing--it must have had a motion sensor and when i came by it started doing its thing

scared the CRAP outta me--i was ready to DRAW DOWN ON IT
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 7:47:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 8:12:36 PM EDT
Oh my, that is too funny. I'd pay admissions in a theater to watch that comedy! Patty
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:35:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 11:36:12 PM EDT by swingset]
Yup, same thing at my local Wally World.....

Cruising through and a fucking dancing skeleton breaks into "Funky Town" and scares the beejesus out of me. At first I want to hit it, then I focus my hatred on the closest "associate" because it's more their fault the thing is plugged in.

Now that I know that bastard is there, I wait nearby for someone to come by so I can see the "what the fuck" exchange. Ever so often some grandma comes by and dances along, and says it's cute. Old people have funny ideas about what constitutes neat. Me? A lifesize plastic stripper with a functional pie-hole would be swell, but not a dancing skeleton that sings "Evil Ways".

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:45:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 3:56:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 4:09:39 AM EDT
It's no fun unless you actually follow through and end up scaring the sheeple further down the aisle.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 4:24:08 AM EDT
My sister and I had the same experience in Walmart, with the picture posted by swingset here. 2 grown women bout pissed their pants and thank goodness I was the only one packing. LilGH of course loved it after he was over the fright of it. poor kid
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 10:24:59 AM EDT
Halloween decorations everywhere beware:

don't mess with a diabolical chicken. She might just "pop a cap" in your bony ass.......


dilly yo?


yo yoma?


'eh, I got nuttin'. I'm really no good at this cyber gangsta punk bs.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:13:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:43:24 AM EDT
You should have bought the damn thing and then taken it to the range.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 6:37:52 PM EDT
There was a car wash close, right??!!
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 11:28:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JackieTreehorn:
You should have bought the damn thing and then taken it to the range.

A 'moving' target to practice on, then, Tannerite! Boooooommmmm!!!!!

Pretty flowers... to make diabolical feel bettter.

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 10:14:45 AM EDT
I saw a similar item the other day. I wanted to buy it and hang it in The Old Crone's closet.

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