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Posted: 10/28/2004 8:25:59 AM EST
hAD MY EYES CHECKED TODAY, AND THEY PUT THEM F&^%ING DROPS IN

NOW i CANT FOCUS GRRRRRR
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:27:44 AM EST
I just did that for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I could see fair at a distance, but if I tried to look at something close up, it was blurry as crap and my eyes hurt. The lady at the front desk said that's how I'd see when I'm in my 40's. Great.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:28:28 AM EST
How many fingers am I holding up?
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:28:56 AM EST
Wait, I'll be right over.

What's the combo to your safe?
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:29:09 AM EST
Can you see me now?
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:29:46 AM EST
If you have a free hand you can make an artificial pupil by putting your hand over your eye and regulating the amount of light allowed through. or you could wait a couple more hours! heh
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:31:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By Janus:
Wait, I'll be right over.

What's the combo to your safe?




THE DIAL IS LOCKED


JEEEEZUS THIS SUCKS
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:32:08 AM EST
At my yearly eye exams, the doctor puts in eye drops that cause the pupils to dialate (get larger). That way, it's easy for the doctor to look deep into the eyeball, I guess, and see what's going on in there. But it does wreak havoc with my vision and, of course, leaves me really sensitive to light when I leave the office. (Makes driving a bit dodgier, naturally.) It usually takes about four hours for vision to return to normal. YMMV. Hang in there. Relax, take a nap or something.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:32:44 AM EST
<Taps dpmmn on right shoulder, then scurries off>

GM
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:33:07 AM EST


THE DIAL IS LOCKED


JEEEEZUS THIS SUCKS



YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:34:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2004 8:34:49 AM EST by TheRedGoat]
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:36:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By dpmmn:

Originally Posted By Janus:
Wait, I'll be right over.

What's the combo to your safe?




THE DIAL IS LOCKED


JEEEEZUS THIS SUCKS



Reach out with your left hand.
Find the top left corner of your keyboard.
Move your hand down, tracing the keys, until you feel three keys pass by.
Your hand is now resting on the fourth key from the top.

Stop.

Press the key you are feeling.

That is the CAPS LOCK key.

Thank you.

TRG



got it....sorry
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:37:10 AM EST
You can still find your penis, right? Relax and take a load off!
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:39:15 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:43:04 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:44:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By Brisk322:
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Yes!!!!
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:44:16 AM EST
Oh great! Now I'm going to switch out all the guns in your gun cabinet with airsoft guns and you won't be albe to tell!
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:46:08 AM EST
Mind if I take your daughter out while you're temporarily disabled?
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:47:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
Mind if I take your daughter out while you're temporarily disabled?




I think I can still swing my shovel........so go ahead
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:53:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sydwaiz:
You can still find your penis, right? Relax and take a load off!



That's prolly what made him blind in the first place!
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:58:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
Mind if I take your daughter out while you're temporarily disabled?




I think I can still swing my shovel........so go ahead



My money's on Arowneragain...

Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:58:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
i CAN'T SEE!!!!!




Funny thing is you still have fewer grammatical errors and spelling errors than sgtar15.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:59:00 AM EST
I had cataracts at 36 years old. Instead of operating, my doctor said to dialate my eyes all day every day. He gave me drops that lasted 24 hours. That was crazy. Light sensitive- you bet.
I finally got the sugery. Now all is well. I can see again and all the ultra high power scopes on my rifles are jsut a left-over bonus.

Doug
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:59:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By paenutz:
How many fingers am I holding up?



Just one--the one in the middle.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:00:03 AM EST
Go outside and play in the sun! It's wonderful out.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:06:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By Brisk322:

Originally Posted By dpmmn:

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
Mind if I take your daughter out while you're temporarily disabled?




I think I can still swing my shovel........so go ahead



My money's on Arowneragain...

img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/brisk322/dvanim.gif



Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:13:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
Go outside and play in the sun! It's wonderful out.





It's actually dark, raining and foggy out. almost as dark as night.

Perfect day to get the eyes dilated.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:15:18 AM EST




SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:16:58 AM EST



Sgatr15
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:22:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
www.mnstate.edu/holland/stuff/Optical_Illusions/Optical%20Illusion--circles%20appear%20to%20be%20rotating.gif



SGtar15



Is that supposed to look like it's moving? UGH!
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:41:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By Brisk322:

Originally Posted By dpmmn:

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
Mind if I take your daughter out while you're temporarily disabled?




I think I can still swing my shovel........so go ahead



My money's on Arowneragain...








Bring it on!!!!
I found wearing sunglasses help
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:42:28 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:46:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
i CAN'T SEE!!!!!



Ray!...Is that you Ray?....Are you back from the dead?



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