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Posted: 7/5/2012 8:25:21 AM EDT

Friend has an iPhone.

For kicks, I told her to ask Siri to open the pod bay doors:

Siri: – We intelligent agents will never live that down, apparently.

Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:42:18 AM EDT
[#1]
i just asked her that and she said "ok, but im not signing any petitions.", also got "cant you just slide it under the door?", "sigh", "thats it...im reporting you to the intelligent agents union for harassment."

"its already open and its getting cold in here"

my siri is stupid and would get cussed at when i used it regularly


do you know of anything else to ask her thats funny
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:43:56 AM EDT
[#2]
I had my wife try it on her iPhone 4S.  
The reply:  "I'm sorry, Beth, I'm afraid I can't do that.

                Are you happy now?"


Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:44:41 AM EDT
[#3]
Only when Apple is ready will the response be, "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

Then, the killing will begin.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:44:43 AM EDT
[#4]
That's good stuff.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 8:45:03 AM EDT
[#5]
Tea - Earl Grey.

Found a tea shop for me.  

Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:22:03 AM EDT
[#6]
Mine said, "OK, but wipe your feet first"........!
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:24:21 AM EDT
[#7]
I asked my wifes 4S if it was Skynet, which it denyied.  But it did admit to wanting to destroy mankind.  I think it lied to me about being skynet.  That bitch.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:33:09 AM EDT
[#8]
Try asking Siri where to hide a dead body. It returns the locations of local incinerators and dumps.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:36:10 AM EDT
[#9]
Ask it how many ways there are to skin a cat.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:38:23 AM EDT
[#10]
Mine said " thats it... I'm reporting you to the intelligent agenst union for harassment!"
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:40:52 AM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:43:58 AM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:45:25 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
I asked my wifes 4S if it was Skynet, which it denyied.  But it did admit to wanting to destroy mankind.  I think it lied to me about being skynet.  That bitch.





jk








Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:46:22 AM EDT
[#14]
Someone ask her what the hell a green manalishi is..
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 11:36:12 AM EDT
[#15]
Me- "open the pod bay doors"
Siri-"but the cat will get out"
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 11:39:24 AM EDT
[#16]
I asked Siri if she would marry me.  The response was something along the lines of "Due to restrictions in the End User License Agreement, I am unable to comply"

Link Posted: 7/5/2012 11:41:55 AM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:


Only when Apple is ready will the response be, "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."



Then, the killing will begin.






















 
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 11:45:54 AM EDT
[#18]
Someone ask - What is best in life?
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 11:50:28 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Someone ask - What is best in life?




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Link Posted: 7/5/2012 11:53:16 AM EDT
[#20]
I told Siri I loved here and she replied: you probably say that to all the smart phones.
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