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Posted: 6/15/2009 2:45:57 PM EST
How many painful ways can you think of to put an end to the painful, obnoxous, rankings of Billy Mays???? If that creep was giving away free $$$$ I wouldn't accept.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:47:30 PM EST
kill your TV.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:48:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:49:07 PM EST
Billy is full, complete, unadulterated capitalism.

His obnoxious voice is music to my ears.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:53:38 PM EST
Don't buy his stuff and he'll go away.

The fact is that he hawks things people actually want, or at least think they want. Until that changes, he will continue to be on TV showing off a better beard than you will ever have.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:55:41 PM EST
I can't beleive he has a tv show.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:56:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By trenchgun:
How many painful ways can you think of to put an end to the painful, obnoxous, rankings of Billy Mays???? If that creep was giving away free $$$$ I wouldn't accept.


There is at least one knob on your TV that will accomplish this.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:56:42 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:57:20 PM EST
Next week is Billy Wows, coming to a station near you!
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:58:26 PM EST
You do know that Billy Mays, along with Anthony Sullivan, have their own TV series about the products that they endorse, right?
Pitchmen:Discovry Channel
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:59:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/15/2009 3:00:28 PM EST by dSmith45]
Couple of nights on the town with Vince from ShamWow would probably get him shot by a pimp or a angry husband.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:01:08 PM EST


Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:01:10 PM EST
You can't get rid of Billy Mays.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:04:51 PM EST
Isn't that guy a pretty big republican?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:07:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:07:23 PM EST


"You're gonna love my nuts!"

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:10:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/15/2009 3:11:53 PM EST by 5subslr5]

Originally Posted By SWS:

Billy is full, complete, unadulterated capitalism.


THIS !

Billy personally negotiates with each potential client.
Billy gets an up-front fee just to make the commercial.
Billy gets a piece of the action.
Billy's batting average ( winners) is .600.


I don't like Billy's voice any better but I no longer laugh at Billy !!



5sub
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:12:13 PM EST
Mr. T is selling some kind of cooking contraption, and he's pretty low-key. Check out the channels in the 40-60's on your dial
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:13:59 PM EST
Billy Mays/ Vince STEEL CAGE DEATHMATCH!!!!

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:14:25 PM EST

At some point, I want to 'visit with' the woman who made the recordings to delay any possible help on the CABLE HELP line !!

5sub
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:18:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/15/2009 3:20:46 PM EST by monkeyman]
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Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:20:36 PM EST
Is there anything that guy doesn't sell?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:21:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By glockkaboom:
Is there anything that guy doesn't sell?


ShamWow and SlapChop
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:31:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By Chokey:
Originally Posted By glockkaboom:
Is there anything that guy doesn't sell?


ShamWow and SlapChop


george forman grill
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:33:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By Deej86:


"You're gonna love my nuts!"





LOL! yes sir!
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:34:53 PM EST
oxy-kill
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:38:20 PM EST
Billy Mays is awesome.

I watch his commercials just to watch him gesticulate.

The guy is a legend.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:42:23 PM EST
Marty Faye of the 2000's
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:45:00 PM EST
what the hell ever happened to ronco? ron popeil? (sp)
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:46:40 PM EST
trenchgun, check out my date of enrollment
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:47:51 PM EST
someone kidnapped his kid and cut off his ear as proof of life
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:49:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By itsARanchrifle:
I can't beleive he has a tv show.


I can't believe how big of a fucking pussy he is on his show
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:52:25 PM EST




Say what you will but Billy flat out sells shit.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:54:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By gmtmaster:
Originally Posted By trenchgun:
How many painful ways can you think of to put an end to the painful, obnoxous, rankings of Billy Mays???? If that creep was giving away free $$$$ I wouldn't accept.


There is at least one knob on your TV that will accomplish this.


Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:55:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By sawgunner0311:
what the hell ever happened to ronco? ron popeil? (sp)


didnt he die?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:59:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By gengomerpyle:
Originally Posted By sawgunner0311:
what the hell ever happened to ronco? ron popeil? (sp)


didnt he die?


Nope.

Still making rotisseries at 74.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:04:36 PM EST
Say what you will about Billy, but he can produce. A Ginsu knife hawker at the county fair, he isn't. He also seems to be pretty passionate about the stuff he sells.

I really like that Discovery show he has. A lot goes on behind the scenes.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:14:21 PM EST
how much??
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:01:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By bonasa:
trenchgun, check out my date of enrollment


Unreal !!

5sub
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:03:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By glock27bill:
Originally Posted By gengomerpyle:
Originally Posted By sawgunner0311:
what the hell ever happened to ronco? ron popeil? (sp)


didnt he die?


Nope.

Still making rotisseries at 74.

Think the Dad died.....he invented the Pocket Fishing deal.


5sub
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:08:20 PM EST
Dude's a poster boy for the bear community.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:14:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By AKSig:
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll111/AKSig/billymays-1.jpg



Say what you will but Billy flat out sells shit.


HOLY SHIT, IT'S HANK SCORPIO!
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:20:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By gengomerpyle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI



Good stuff.

What I like about Mays is he's unabashed about selling you stuff. Unlike a talk radio host, for example.
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