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Posted: 10/28/2006 9:01:43 PM EDT
before you read and give advice....MetaPhaze called BS on page 4 and was right...story was inspired by "heavy_weapons_guy's" walmart chick thread after me and my buddy read it...i would hope you all would all not thing someone could be that dumb....lol. hope its still entertaining for ya'll
So a chick i have know since 8th grade wants to come over tonight.....but there is a bit of history.... Background: While we never went out or did anything...other than sleep in the same bed...it has been expressed between the two of us that i would like to eff her and she has the same interst. pretty much we flirt a lot and talk about sex and the like pretty much in all of our conversations.....actually it seems we can never avoid this topic Nothing ever happend really and one day she starts talking about how she "feels"....in the end she basically says that she wants a "relationship", with me non the less. I hadn't relly been thinking about that as all the talking/flirting we had been doing was while she had a BF of 2 years and I pretty much though it would be fun to basically be "fuck buddies." So this talk about her "feelings" came about a month, maybe 2 after she broke up with her BF....mind you the frirting and talking about 'effing eachother went on while they were together....but i never acted on any of it. So she says she wants the "relationship" and i decide i dont and tell her...... no we haven't hung out for a while and only talke every now an then. Tonight im stuck wathing over my parents house...which is within walking distance from her place. We have talke a bit and she says she wants to come over. Now I've been drinking so I'm feeling kind of horny  , yet i tell her its probably not a good idea cus of how im feeling. She says she know and shes still coming over cuz it takes 2 to do anything and she has some sort of "news" to tell me. I ask her if shes sure and what not and say I'll just have to answer the door naked then...she says some thing...blah, blah blah but pretty much she is still coming over....so what say you ARFCOM....don't answer the door, or answer the door naked? poll inbound!...remember im drunk |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 9:06:37 PM EDT
[#1]
WTF...why not on the first page after i posted?
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Posted: 10/28/2006 9:12:27 PM EDT
[#2]
WTF...why did it show up on page 3?
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Posted: 10/28/2006 9:18:18 PM EDT
[#3]
goddamnit its still not showing up on page 1 even after i respond...either im "that" drink...which i doubt afger only 4 beers, or something is effed up wiht ARFCOM....
MODS please lock and delet as I am starting a new thread to get my answer soon...she is on the way |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 9:31:35 PM EDT
[#4]
WTF only one vote and its clothed?....fuck that im going naked
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Posted: 10/28/2006 9:52:16 PM EDT
[#5]
ok so only one vote and it was clothed,.....and i pussied out and answerd clothed....let ya all know what happens in the morning
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Posted: 10/28/2006 9:52:47 PM EDT
[#6]
You'll just pass out and pee on yourself anyways.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 9:59:25 PM EDT
[#7]
no way man....i havn't dont that since.........last night....jk lol....never going to happen |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:02:01 PM EDT
[#8]
Be warned, that the vast majority of women are incapable of such an arrangement, even if they claim to be interested in "just" that. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:02:22 PM EDT
[#9]
she said she is glad i didn't answer naked.....
but......i say the night is young.....hahahah |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:13:53 PM EDT
[#10]
Someone has to quote the drunk posts. Why are you posting on AR15.com when you have a girl coming over? You should be looking at tons of hot porn. That should really get you the mood for her. You better have an after action report with pictures. The standard has been set just like with the dinner pictures. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:15:47 PM EDT
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From Jerry Seinfeld The Deal (1991) Jerry: [Discussing The Deal with Elaine] Because this... [gesturing between them] Jerry: is very good. Elaine: [Gesturing to the bedroom] And that would be good. Jerry: That would be good too. [repeating gestures] Jerry: See the idea's to combine this and that. But this cannot be disturbed. Elaine: Yeah, we just want to take this and... add that. [Jerry makes a "There you have it" gesture] |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:21:28 PM EDT
[#12]
you liar! ETA: SIIH....well you know the rest
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:25:38 PM EDT
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So she is over and we are watching "Notting Hill"....she says I post too much and need a live, and that I drive her crazy. And she said "thats it". If anything comes up ill let you all know....
BTW....she tells me that earler tonight she was dressed up as a cocktail waitress and that her ass was "hanging out"...... so yeah....ill keep you all updated |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:27:27 PM EDT
[#14]
Daylight savings time is screwing the post up... or was
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:28:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:29:41 PM EDT
[#16]
get off the fucking internet and enjoy some pie. 
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:31:09 PM EDT
[#17]
She has offered to come over in the past to do "something" but i said not so that i could do homework....and because i didn't think it was a good idea....
so im pretty sure nothing is going to happen |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:33:06 PM EDT
[#18]
Considering that you are posting on the internet instead of frantically trying to insert yourself into any available opening in her - also suggests to me that nothing is going to happen.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:34:26 PM EDT
[#19]
Turn off the computer and pay attention to your guest.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:34:51 PM EDT
[#20]
Which one of you is the tease?
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:36:06 PM EDT
[#21]
No wonder he never got anything done with her in the past
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:41:53 PM EDT
[#22]
ok so im lettting her read this and she says that "i should listen to other peoples advice" so therefore i am going to turn of my computer....
btw... DK-Prof she said she liked your post... and yes i am letting her read this at the moment...... |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:45:04 PM EDT
[#23]
DK-Prof and I just saved this boys night. He owe's us each an upgrade in our memberships.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:46:24 PM EDT
[#24]
Kind of slow on the clues arn't you???
If she is still their , lady, hints aren't going to cut it take you cloths off and ask him if he likes pie. If he is still typing after that he is gay and you nedd to move on. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:48:34 PM EDT
[#25]
Ummm, how old are you?
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:50:10 PM EDT
[#26]
+eleventy billion. I'm in New Mexico right now, if you need it that bad, he's drunk, won't be able to satisfy you, and I'll be more than willing to fail trying (if ur hot that is 
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:50:11 PM EDT
[#27]
hahah....she laughed at this but says..."that wasn't my intention on coming over tonight" |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:51:40 PM EDT
[#28]
So she is just another cock tease? Sploodge on her and take a nap. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:51:52 PM EDT
[#29]
a very good question ETA: Get off the fucking internet you fool! 
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:52:34 PM EDT
[#30]
im a drunk 23...bdays in less than a month...going on "2" as she said |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:53:32 PM EDT
[#31]
If you answer the door slobbering on yourself naked and blow this, you should just shoot yourself in the fucking throat!
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:54:02 PM EDT
[#32]
she says she dosen't need it that bad....but thanks for the offer |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:54:47 PM EDT
[#33]
Going on 2" ? bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:55:35 PM EDT
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and yes...the 2 was her answer..not mine but yes....lol...hahaha |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:55:39 PM EDT
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w00t! 
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Posted: 10/28/2006 10:57:34 PM EDT
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ok she seems pissed off now,
think it was MrClean4Hire's "cock tease" comment so i am not turning off the compt for now..... only way i'll be back tonight is if she segests it |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:00:37 PM EDT
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No, I don't think its MrClean4Hires comment thats pissing her off. It's probably the fact that you would rather sit on the computer and talk to a bunch of guys than pay attention to her. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:04:01 PM EDT
[#38]
+1 Seriously, WTF man? |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:05:03 PM EDT
[#39]
WTF is wrong with this kid? Man, as long as she's been there, the only excuse for not being balls deep in her is that your chin deep in her. Go to work boy!
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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:09:03 PM EDT
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I just realized and had too look it up on the data base and it's true....
YOU MAN CARD EXPIRED YEARS AGO, in fact we don't find any record of you being issued one.  No wonder you aren't getting anywhere. And she isn't giving it up because deep down she knows you don't have a current man card.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:16:08 PM EDT
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Glad I could be of help.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:23:38 PM EDT
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HAHAHA....so we were watching a movie and she laied down and seemed tired. Then says she has to get up in 5 hours for work. So i pretty much say something along the lines of, "well lets go finishe watching the movie in the bedroom, im pretty tired too."
dosen't work....she said well if your about to fall asleep im going home. i tell her im not "that" tired and she should stay and watch the movie..... nope...she just left.... MrClean4Hire your comment was correct! |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:26:57 PM EDT
[#43]
Damn Pink, you have just officialy joined the internet loser crowd.
You caught erectile dysfunction from your keyboard. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:27:55 PM EDT
[#44]
 hahah...yeah i didi just texted her....we shall see
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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:34:23 PM EDT
[#45]
Dude that's sweet.
Be careful though. I just reunited with my first little Junior High girlfriend from 7th and 8th grade just back in May of this year. I just bought the engagement ring and am thinking of ways to propose now. Hmmm....sounds like a good topic idea. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:34:45 PM EDT
[#46]
Well she didn't cost you gas money or dinner so no loss. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:36:25 PM EDT
[#47]
this is true.... but im still fucking horny and still trying to get her to come back in that damn costume! |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:36:59 PM EDT
[#48]
Some people don't deserve pie and this topic proves it.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:38:37 PM EDT
[#49]
In about 10 years you are gonna realize she came over and tried to fuck you and YOU changed her mind. Try and learn from it for the next time. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 11:39:18 PM EDT
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Steyr i was waiting for you to show up....not i am saddened by your reply. I have pretty much told her that i want to stick it in her...but to no avail...whenever she comes over she does everything to avoid anything that has to do with sex! yet im still trying to get her to come back over...lol |
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