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Posted: 6/2/2001 10:38:26 PM EDT
i have been alerted to a new wave of even more devious skullduggery than the UN. a certain member of this board who will remain anonymous (dk prof) have alerted me to the possibility of the existence of HOMOSEXUAL AND AGRESSIVE woodchucks that will rape you in bed! first blue helmets in my fridge- looking for illicit weapons... NOW THIS! i know that UN invasion is IMMINENT - an now getting attatcked by one of THOSE as i sleep is a greater possibility..... i have yet to see any woodchucks in my area - but with death valley (a UN protected boisphere) only being 6 hours by car...can you guys see it yet?? CAN YOU?? how can you tell the difference between a real squirrel and an UN woodchuck in full camo?? i scared guys... please help steve
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 10:42:30 PM EDT
LOL!!! Look it's McUzi [@:D]
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 10:48:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 10:57:49 PM EDT
Son of a B%#$&!!! One of the suckers is tryin to pump McUzi in the ass right now.....should we save McSluzi?
Link Posted: 6/3/2001 12:37:51 AM EDT
You need to get some specialized training ASAP ! [img]web-comm.com/ar15/mc5.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/3/2001 1:12:24 AM EDT
My biggest worry would be when they try to nibble on your nuts.
Link Posted: 6/3/2001 1:43:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/3/2001 3:34:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/3/2001 3:32:06 AM EDT by raf]
Link Posted: 6/3/2001 3:38:04 AM EDT
Well, with all the other shit going on in the US of A, I WILL NOT tolerate aggressive and/or homosexual woodchucks in my neighborhood! First woodchuck I see eyeing my tail gets SHOT! We MUST band together and keep our streets and homes safe from these deviant woodchucks! [8]
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