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anti-gov-tinfoil-man Joined Jan 2002 Posts 841 EE Offline USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 3:08:53 PM EDT I want to think of a bumper sticker slogan that will make tail-gaters fear for their lives without drawing the attention of law enforcement? Any ideas? TAILGATERS WILL BE SHOT would probably get me in trouble.

Shadowblade Member Joined Oct 2001 Posts 1431 EE Offline AK, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 3:13:56 PM EDT [Last Edit: 6/11/2002 3:14:38 PM EDT by Shadowblade] Just keep a handful of marbles with you and toss them out the window when tailgated... Works best if you ride a motorcycle.

anti-gov-tinfoil-man Joined Jan 2002 Posts 843 EE Offline USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 3:15:09 PM EDT I usually just hit the brakes --- I like the marble idea.

the_reject Joined Mar 2002 Posts 412 EE Offline GA, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 3:20:53 PM EDT How about: "Road Rage: Let's Play" the_reject

NODDAH Joined May 2001 Posts 258 EE Offline CO, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 3:21:35 PM EDT I always like the stickers that kinda went like this: IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'VE PUT YOUR LIFE IN PERIL. Anyway you understand the idea.

KBaker Member Joined Feb 2001 Posts 1704 EE Offline AZ, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 3:25:51 PM EDT I always liked this one: [center][size=1]If you get any closer, I'll flip a booger on your windshield![/size=1][/center]
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3doghouse Joined Nov 2001 Posts 2 EE Offline GA, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 3:33:26 PM EDT Brake lights work better than bumper stickers!

Hotrod Joined Jun 2002 Posts 5 EE Offline USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 3:38:11 PM EDT UNLESS YOU ARE A HEMMAROID GET OFF MY ASS !!!!!!!!

anti-gov-tinfoil-man Joined Jan 2002 Posts 845 EE Offline USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 3:40:26 PM EDT Yeah, but I'd use the break lights so often that eventually someone will decide to follow me off the highway and have a "discussion". Then I'll be forced to hit someone with the baseball bat I keep on the passenger seat floor.

anti-gov-tinfoil-man Joined Jan 2002 Posts 846 EE Offline USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 3:41:45 PM EDT Btw, I consider 25 feet to be tailgating at highway speeds.

Miss_Magnum Member Joined Nov 2000 Posts 789 EE Offline KY, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 3:45:52 PM EDT This may not get the message across to a tailgater but they may end up laughing so hard that they'll lose control of their vehicle.... I know I almost did. "I may not be Mr. Right.... but I'll f^ck you until he comes along."
	Insert tasteless, offensive, politically incorrect and yet fiercely patriotic sigline here.

Slacker Joined May 2002 Posts 27 EE Offline NC, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 3:47:47 PM EDT [Last Edit: 6/11/2002 3:48:34 PM EDT by Slacker] Originally Posted By Miss_Magnum: This may not get the message across to a tailgater but they may end up laughing so hard that they'll lose control of their vehicle.... I know I almost did. "I may not be Mr. Right.... but I'll f^ck you until he comes along." View Quote BBBBBWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

anti-gov-tinfoil-man Joined Jan 2002 Posts 847 EE Offline USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 3:49:45 PM EDT Nice one. I thought about rigging up a sign in the back window with a hinge and a cord so I could yank on the cord and raise up a sign saying "Back Off Mother Fucker", and then drop i back down again.

Code39 Joined Dec 2001 Posts 67 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 3:53:59 PM EDT KEEP HONKING! I'M RELOADING! GOD..GUNS..AND GUT'S MADE AMERICA FREE! IF GUNS ARE OUTLAWED... ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE GUNS!

Stealth Joined Jun 2001 Posts 2206 EE Offline OR, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 4:41:31 PM EDT Get a rear window washer. Fill it with whatever vile stuff you have laying around your shop/kitchen/garbage/outhouse.... Turn the nozzle to spray... backwards. Really pisses people off. Of course just using your front window washer for a few seconds will make them back off as well. But the other way is more fun and satisfying.

anti-gov-tinfoil-man

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Posted: 6/11/2002 5:01:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Get a rear window washer.

Fill it with whatever vile stuff you have laying around your shop/kitchen/garbage/outhouse....

Turn the nozzle to spray... backwards.

Really pisses people off.

Of course just using your front window washer for a few seconds will make them back off as well. But the other way is more fun and satisfying.

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This gets my vote for the best idea. I'm heading out to the junkyard this weekend to see if I can scrape together a system. Thank you.
[beer]

Tailgate Joined Apr 2001 Posts 517 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 5:04:14 PM EDT I just made these two up (at least, I have never seen them before) This is a two-liner with two different font sizes (noted in parentheses): If you can read this line (in teeny, tiny letters) THEN BACK THE HELL OFF (in large bold letters) or... You're a Gambler, I'm Bi-Polar. Well...do you feel lucky punk? or... All your base are belong to us!

ShamusMcOI

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Posted: 6/11/2002 5:14:24 PM EDT

How about:

"Tailgating Is For Fags"

Of course this will only work on guys.

One of my personal favorites is to start hocking lugeys out the window and tossing whatever trash happens to be in your car (Mcdonalds wrappers, empty cans) at them. That usually gets their attention. And if they decide to get uppity about it, just nail their car with your half empty can of beer when they get along side you. They usually get the freakin point. If I had a doller for all the assholes on the road I've almost gone to jail over.......

Ah yes, road rage. It is a fine art.

Does Somebody Need A Hug?

anti-gov-tinfoil-man Joined Jan 2002 Posts 854 EE Offline USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 5:21:19 PM EDT This is a gold mine. I need a bumper sticker, a retractible f-off rear window sign, a rearward facing spray nozzle, a sack of marbles, and a baseball bat. Yee haw. My car is also banged to hell already, so liberal application of the breaks can be the final solution.

Albob Member Joined Feb 2002 Posts 178 EE Offline AZ, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 5:22:13 PM EDT Originally Posted By Shadowblade: Just keep a handful of marbles with you and toss them out the window when tailgated... Works best if you ride a motorcycle. View Quote I use ball bearings. [{:)] AB
	2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

mags Joined Jun 2001 Posts 482 EE Offline USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 5:35:41 PM EDT Well,if'n you got a stick on the floor,if you lift the rubber seal, you can usually see the ground,or rusted out floorboards.So you covertly just start unloading crap(rocks,nuts,bolts'nsuch) till they get the idea.

heavily_armed Joined Jan 2001 Posts 193 EE Offline MI, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 6:10:52 PM EDT This gives me a great idea. I drive a pickup with a trailer hitch (always attached) for "tailgater defense" purposes. I need a sign that raises/lowers that says, "BACK OFF BEFORE I STICK A TRAILER HITCH THROUGH YOUR RADIATOR!!!"

anti-gov-tinfoil-man Joined Jan 2002 Posts 859 EE Offline USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 6:13:43 PM EDT Originally Posted By heavily_armed: This gives me a great idea. I drive a pickup with a trailer hitch (always attached) for "tailgater defense" purposes. I need a sign that raises/lowers that says, "BACK OFF BEFORE I STICK A TRAILER HITCH THROUGH YOUR RADIATOR!!!" View Quote Is it a receiver hitch? You could rig up a foot long spike to go in it.

ByteTheBullet Member Joined May 2002 Posts 64 EE Offline GA, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 6:39:54 PM EDT Check out the bumper sticker of the '00's. Dang, that just doesn't look/sound right...the aught's?!? [url]http://www.gadgets.co.uk/estika.html[/url] ByteTheBullet (-:
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anti-gov-tinfoil-man Joined Jan 2002 Posts 860 EE Offline USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 6:44:14 PM EDT Originally Posted By ByteTheBullet: Check out the bumper sticker of the '00's. Dang, that just doesn't look/sound right...the aught's?!? [url]http://www.gadgets.co.uk/estika.html[/url] ByteTheBullet (-: View Quote "If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you"

C_Brooks Joined Oct 2001 Posts 960 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 6:55:47 PM EDT Try this one, IF YOU CAN READ THIS I WILL SHOOT YOU! Most cops are not that smart so you should be ok[;)]

cyrax777 Joined Feb 2001 Posts 3523 EE Offline AZ, USA	Posted: 6/11/2002 9:10:11 PM EDT small print "if you can read this your to fucking close"

Kar98 Joined Jan 2002 Posts 741 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 6/12/2002 7:19:28 AM EDT Almost OT: [img]http://boards.rennlist.com/upload/ferretsmarter.jpg[/img]

Matthew_Q Member Joined Sep 2001 Posts 826 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 6/12/2002 7:54:00 AM EDT [Last Edit: 6/12/2002 10:51:42 AM EDT by M1QJ] in not so bold letters, [size=4]IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE IN RANGE[/size=4] right next to the Warning: Driver only carries $20 in ammunition kinda like this: [img]http://65.165.2.251/signs/previews/061213450154.jpg[/img]
	Who is John Galt?

Matthew_Q Member Joined Sep 2001 Posts 828 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 6/12/2002 10:56:44 AM EDT Right next to this one: [img]http://65.165.2.251/signs/previews/061213471697.jpg[/img] or one like this [img]http://65.165.2.251/signs/previews/061213503710.jpg[/img]
	Who is John Galt?

gamesniper

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Posted: 6/12/2002 11:40:41 AM EDT

M1: I REALLY like that one. Shit, man, have it printed up and sell it at the gun shows. The one I have on the rear bumper of my truck reads:
"THE GUN IN THE DRIVER'S HAND IS LARGER THAN IT APPEARS"
On several occasions I've had LEOs creep up close enough behind me to read it while we're sitting in traffic. They never fail to laugh or chuckle. It's kinda nice to live in a state that's not anti-gun whacko. [pistol]

GUNSNOB Joined Nov 2001 Posts 157 EE Offline NV, USA	Posted: 6/12/2002 11:59:42 AM EDT "The voices in my head told me to stay home and clean the guns" right next to, "I love nothing"

rainman Joined Nov 2000 Posts 1044 EE Offline WA, USA	Posted: 6/12/2002 12:08:41 PM EDT I tailgate anybody thats driving too slow and I'm about ready to pass.

DoomPatrol Joined Jan 2002 Posts 206 EE Offline KY, USA	Posted: 6/12/2002 4:01:47 PM EDT Here ya go: FIREFIGHTERS FIND THEM HOT AND LEAVE EM WET ah the hell with it....j/k try this one: Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Hiwathl Joined Apr 2001 Posts 102 EE Offline NV, USA	Posted: 6/12/2002 5:27:05 PM EDT Practice Safe Sex:Go Fuck Yourself.

2minkey Joined Mar 2002 Posts 45 EE Offline WA, USA	Posted: 6/12/2002 5:34:09 PM EDT why have a sticker when you can just downshift violenty?

jakesdadjake Joined Jan 2002 Posts 87 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 6/12/2002 5:45:08 PM EDT How about just moving back to the right and letting the guy pass? Nothing more aggravating than those left-lane cruisers. The real bumper sticker needs to be on the front bumper, printed backwards, reminding everyone "Slower Traffic Keep Right".

Luavul Joined Feb 2002 Posts 143 EE Offline KY, USA	Posted: 6/12/2002 9:13:50 PM EDT [Last Edit: 6/12/2002 9:15:11 PM EDT by Luavul] [b][size=3] TAILGATING = TRESPASSING....[/size=3]...wanna guess the punishment?[/b]

BusMaster007 Member Joined Feb 2001 Posts 2363 EE Offline WA, USA	Posted: 6/12/2002 9:23:44 PM EDT [size=6][blue]COME CLOSER. You are [i]about[/i] to be SUED.[/blue][/size=6]
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Greenhorn Member Joined May 2002 Posts 61 EE Offline IN, USA	Posted: 6/12/2002 9:34:33 PM EDT "I brake for tailgaters" I can't take the credit for that one, though - my sister came up with it. I thought it was pretty funny though.
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