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Posted: 11/20/2003 2:10:44 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 2:15:34 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 2:26:22 PM EST
i got a blister ruck marching up near the DMZ one time....does that count?
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 2:49:14 PM EST
I got a giant zit on my johnson while stationed in the ROK. (remember the Friends episode where Ross had the growth on his ass and half of the hospital was in the room viewing it?) That's what I went through. Then a Korean Dr said "(grunt)Hmmmmm, ZIT!" and popped it. They thought it was syphilis.

And to this day I still use that expression when making a point (30yr's later).
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 2:56:57 PM EST
I got a shell fragment in my eye during a sniper attack. It was an egg shell fragment.

Got a Purple Heart and everything.

Wait that wasn't me that was Maj. Burns on M*A*S*H.

Link Posted: 11/20/2003 3:04:22 PM EST
Skinned my chin trying to get my a$$ as low as possible.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 3:49:54 PM EST
Does Paintball count?
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 4:10:00 PM EST

But I'm STILL gonna tell people I got that scar at San Juan Hill.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 4:14:42 PM EST
yes, why do you want to know??
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 4:22:51 PM EST
What kinda combat situation we talkin' about?
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 5:20:53 PM EST
what vintovka said.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 5:55:10 PM EST
when i was in high school i got in a fight

i had the guy in a headlock and was going to smash the top of his head into the wall

as i jerked his head towards the wall, i accidentally smashed my own head into it first and knocked myself out for a good 20 seconds

Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:08:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By 223Rem:
What kinda combat situation we talkin' about?

any type of survival or combat situation...
[wartime, armed robbery, fighting, etc]

"Basic human pyschology" anger is more useful than despair in a combat situation
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 9:19:50 PM EST
I gained 20 lb sitting in front of a computer for 12 hrs/day battling and defeating the Evil Empire....does that count?

Link Posted: 11/20/2003 10:08:58 PM EST
i was 15 YO, two assholes were bored & wanted to pick a fight. they followed me for 1 mile before stopping, getting out of their car & stabbing me. spent a couple years in physical thearpy.

got their license plate. they went to jail. i'm 34 now, i still have scars. that was terrifying.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 10:28:58 PM EST
stubbed my toe once....

Link Posted: 11/20/2003 10:40:20 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 12:07:31 AM EST
Yes, why do you ask?
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 2:02:44 AM EST
Got my head blown off over Macho Grande.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 2:40:30 AM EST
I came home with things to remind of the past.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 3:10:06 AM EST
I'll never be over Macho Grande.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 3:19:12 AM EST
one time I tried to eat a ten pound burrito and the next morning I took one of the worst shits of my life.
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