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Posted: 10/10/2004 5:29:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/10/2004 5:30:58 PM EST by svtfast]
I was at palm beach, an indoor water park in Nurnburg Germany when my girl and i split off to take out showers before we left. When I was taking mine, some asshole stole my towel. The only reason I knew who it was cause I saw him stuffing it back in his bag after I got out of the shower. He didnt just accidentally take it, I told him it was mine and he gave me this "smart ass american" look and walked off with it. I couldnt chase after him because I was naked. My girl went and got my pants for me. Boy was I pissed , she couldnt stop laughing

Good night to all of you, its 4:28 am here.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 5:31:41 PM EST
maybe he just wanted to sniff it and jack off with it
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 5:33:41 PM EST
You should have stuffed it in his pooper and posted pics.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 5:35:31 PM EST
You should have showed him what kind of smart assed American you
are, and beat the fuck out of him while naked.
It would have been a story to tell your grandchildren.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 5:36:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:
You should have showed him what kind of smart assed American you
are, and beat the fuck out of him while naked.
It would have been a story to tell your grandchildren.



I like the place, no need to be banned form it just yet.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 5:45:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/10/2004 5:48:02 PM EST by tommytrauma]
This is the second post of yours that I've read tonight. The first detailed how you let other guys sleep with your GF. This one describes how you let other guys steal your shit.

You do find yourself in odd situations, don't you?
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 5:49:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/10/2004 5:49:58 PM EST by repub18]
arent you the same guy who lets his girlfriend cheat on him? dude you need to grow some balls
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 5:59:31 PM EST
I was at a swimming resort with my friends one day and as we were walking out of the dressing room, this old guy took off his towel to change. One of my friends said quite loudly "Old man balls" and then walked out quickly. I've never laughed so hard in my life...

Oh...sucks about your towel.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 11:55:22 PM EST
I have plenty of balls and if I was back in the US I would of kicked his ass but I am on foriegn soil so I dont want ot mess with the polizi and I dont fight that well when I am naked.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 11:57:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By tommytrauma:
This is the second post of yours that I've read tonight. The first detailed how you let other guys sleep with your GF. This one describes how you let other guys steal your shit.

You do find yourself in odd situations, don't you?


It was hard for me to decide to tell kmy girl that. I dont really want to tlak about it anymore since I am not too concerned about that.

The towel thing was just bizzare, stuff like that only happens when i am near nurnburg. I live in Darmstadt and none of that shit happens here.

I could tell you stories about the americans and the turks here at the clubs.............
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 11:59:54 PM EST
It was actually a good move. Although, I would have been more inclined to do that there than in Mexico. At least the Polizi would have probably let you go to jail with your pants, and while very strict in their job would have still treated you like a human being.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 12:11:48 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 12:13:55 AM EST
Fucking Germans.

Smell like cabbage.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 4:20:46 AM EST
It was probably your GF's other BF
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 4:25:25 AM EST
Dude, unfortunately it probably means his partner now has you on film. It was a set-up. Your picture will be appearing on gay porn sites under "peepers" now.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 4:28:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By ClayP:
Dude, unfortunately it probably means his partner now has you on film. It was a set-up. Your picture will be appearing on gay porn sites under "peepers" now.



+1
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 4:43:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By nchapa:
maybe he just wanted to sniff it and jack off with it



Link Posted: 10/11/2004 4:47:48 AM EST
"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?"


Too common today.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:34:46 AM EST
Palm Beach is awesome !

I went there back in the early 80's with our teen center from Schwabach. I did miss the whole Co-ed sauna thing though..(DAMN) I truly wish someone would build one of those thing over here.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:37:52 AM EST
grow a pair
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:40:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By svtfast:
I couldnt chase after him because I was naked. .




You should have.

Running around naked would elevate you from "cave man American" to "intellectually superior European" in their minds.

Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:58:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:

Originally Posted By svtfast:
I couldnt chase after him because I was naked. .




You should have.

Running around naked would elevate you from "cave man American" to "intellectually superior European" in their minds.



I will note that for next time it happens
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:59:48 AM EST
Did it have Bush/Cheney 2004 written on it?
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