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Posted: 11/1/2006 7:01:54 PM EST
im in the checkout line at the pricechopper and about 3 lanes down this spanish chick and a white chick start arguing.the spanish chick was a big girl(Tall,thick) pretty face nice hair.the white chick was skinny shorter all ghettoed out hat on backwords,all the hoe makeup some writing across her ass,an all dat shit haha.well they started getting really loud,hands in the air,fingers pointing down in a pecking a pecking motion. i heard (fuck you you fat hoe)and (owl beat dat ass you fucking chicken head)and then they started to fight,SHIT! you had to see them go.when guys fight you see a lot off punches thrown when chicks fight shit goes flying,i mean purses,clothes,hats,grocerys,hair all shit from there purses the cart went fuckin flying it was fucking insane and of course everyones shitting there pants.they where screaming some pretty cool shit too. ""you fat fucking cunt"chicken head this and chicken head that it was awsome.then some grocery store personnal and security came running to break it up and almost got there asses kicked too.those chicks could fight!they didnt want to quit either.they wanted to fight each other and the whole store too.there asking people what ther problem is and the skanky white bitch looks at me and says "what da fuck you looking at muthafucka"off course me being the pussy i am ducked behind some old lady,putting some distance between us.I was hoping to see some tits but they had"hoodies" on.so after all that excitement i got home with my double stuffed oreos and thought.......WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHICKEN HEAD?i called my nephew who is up on the lingo and he said''unc, a chicken head is a girl that sucks a lot of cock".so's i gots ta sees two ckickn headed hoes throw some shit down,yo.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:02:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By ronmann:
im in the checkout line at the pricechopper and about 3 lanes down this spanish chick and a white chick start arguing.the spanish chick was a big girl(Tall,thick) pretty face nice hair.the white chick was skinny shorter all ghettoed out hat on backwords,all the hoe makeup some writing across her ass,an all dat shit haha.well they started getting really loud,hands in the air,fingers pointing down in a pecking a pecking motion. i heard (fuck you you fat hoe)and (owl beat dat ass you fucking chicken head)and then they started to fight,SHIT! you had to see them go.when guys fight you see a lot off punches thrown when chicks fight shit goes flying,i mean purses,clothes,hats,grocerys,hair all shit from there purses the cart went fuckin flying it was fucking insane and of course everyones shitting there pants.they where screaming some pretty cool shit too. ""you fat fucking cunt"chicken head this and chicken head that it was awsome.then some grocery store personnal and security came running to break it up and almost got there asses kicked too.those chicks could fight!they didnt want to quit either.they wanted to fight each other and the whole store too.there asking people what ther problem is and the skanky white bitch looks at me and says "what da fuck you looking at muthafucka"off course me being the pussy i am ducked behind some old lady,putting some distance between us.I was hoping to see some tits but they had"hoodies" on.so after all that excitement i got home with my double stuffed oreos and thought.......WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHICKEN HEAD?i called my nephew who is up on the lingo and he said''unc, a chicken head is a girl that sucks a lot of cock".so's i gots ta sees two ckickn headed hoes throw some shit down,yo.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:04:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:05:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By ronmann:
im in the checkout line at the pricechopper and about 3 lanes down this spanish chick and a white chick start arguing.the spanish chick was a big girl(Tall,thick) pretty face nice hair.the white chick was skinny shorter all ghettoed out hat on backwords,all the hoe makeup some writing across her ass,an all dat shit haha.well they started getting really loud,hands in the air,fingers pointing down in a pecking a pecking motion. i heard (fuck you you fat hoe)and (owl beat dat ass you fucking chicken head)and then they started to fight,SHIT! you had to see them go.when guys fight you see a lot off punches thrown when chicks fight shit goes flying,i mean purses,clothes,hats,grocerys,hair all shit from there purses the cart went fuckin flying it was fucking insane and of course everyones shitting there pants.they where screaming some pretty cool shit too. ""you fat fucking cunt"chicken head this and chicken head that it was awsome.then some grocery store personnal and security came running to break it up and almost got there asses kicked too.those chicks could fight!they didnt want to quit either.they wanted to fight each other and the whole
store too.there asking people what ther problem is and the skanky white bitch looks at me and says "what da fuck you looking at muthafucka"off course me being the pussy i am ducked behind some old lady,putting some distance between us.I was hoping to see some tits but they had"hoodies" on.so after all that excitement i got home with my double stuffed oreos and thought.......WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHICKEN HEAD?i called my nephew who is up on the lingo and he said''unc, a chicken head is a girl that sucks a lot of cock".so's i gots ta sees two ckickn headed hoes throw some shit down,yo.




everytime you start a topic, its always some retarded story that noone cares about. stop wasting the bandwidth.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:06:19 PM EST
decaf.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:07:32 PM EST
Are you kidding me? I love this guys writing; it's like boomhauer on meth.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:07:37 PM EST
oooooooooo cat fight.....yeah baby!
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:08:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:

Originally Posted By ronmann:
im in the checkout line at the pricechopper and about 3 lanes down this spanish chick and a white chick start arguing.the spanish chick was a big girl(Tall,thick) pretty face nice hair.the white chick was skinny shorter all ghettoed out hat on backwords,all the hoe makeup some writing across her ass,an all dat shit haha.well they started getting really loud,hands in the air,fingers pointing down in a pecking a pecking motion. i heard (fuck you you fat hoe)and (owl beat dat ass you fucking chicken head)and then they started to fight,SHIT! you had to see them go.when guys fight you see a lot off punches thrown when chicks fight shit goes flying,i mean purses,clothes,hats,grocerys,hair all shit from there purses the cart went fuckin flying it was fucking insane and of course everyones shitting there pants.they where screaming some pretty cool shit too. ""you fat fucking cunt"chicken head this and chicken head that it was awsome.then some grocery store personnal and security came running to break it up and almost got there asses kicked too.those chicks could fight!they didnt want to quit either.they wanted to fight each other and the whole
store too.there asking people what ther problem is and the skanky white bitch looks at me and says "what da fuck you looking at muthafucka"off course me being the pussy i am ducked behind some old lady,putting some distance between us.I was hoping to see some tits but they had"hoodies" on.so after all that excitement i got home with my double stuffed oreos and thought.......WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHICKEN HEAD?i called my nephew who is up on the lingo and he said''unc, a chicken head is a girl that sucks a lot of cock".so's i gots ta sees two ckickn headed hoes throw some shit down,yo.




everytime you start a topic, its always some retarded story that noone cares about. stop wasting the bandwidth.
i was just sharing my day to day adventures.i thuoght perhaps some one would be entertained.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:09:15 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:09:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Are you kidding me? I love this guys writing; it's like boomhauer on meth.


Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:11:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Are you kidding me? I love this guys writing; it's like boomhauer on meth.


It is hilarious. It has to be a troll account though.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:14:00 PM EST
Sweet story!
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:14:26 PM EST
the spanish chick was kinda hot for a big girl,as a matter of fact the whole scene gave me a semi,that is until the the wig-ett threatened to kick my ball up into my abdomin
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:14:27 PM EST
I like his posts.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:16:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Are you kidding me? I love this guys writing; it's like boomhauer on meth.


It is hilarious. It has to be a troll account though.
no troll account.just one mans stuggle to maintain sanity.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:16:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By ronmann:
i was just sharing my day to day adventures.i thuoght perhaps some one would be entertained.


Well, next time you have a thuoght, please entertain us again. I can't buy comedy like this.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:18:29 PM EST
I never liked "stream of conciousness" writing much
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:18:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Are you kidding me? I love this guys writing; it's like boomhauer on meth.

Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:20:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By llanero:
I like his posts.


+1
Where else are you going to find out what the definition of a "chicken head" is?
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:21:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By llanero:
I like his posts.


+1

for those that don't, don't read his threads and don't post in them
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:25:54 PM EST
Where can I find one of these "chickenheads"?
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:32:25 PM EST
Heck, feel free to post your interesting stories. NOt like there's much to look at anyway.

...however, paragraph's are your friend.

HH
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:37:28 PM EST
Chicks these days are getting more and more physically violent, thanks to the Fems for telling them they were exactly like men and should be "empowered."
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:41:31 PM EST
I liked it too !!!!
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:42:18 PM EST
That is the funniest thing I have heard for awhile.
Thanks, I needed that.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 7:49:46 PM EST
Not a bad story but dude ya' gotta use paragraphs.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 8:15:21 PM EST
you should've pantsd both of them... and then gotten them drunk and wiped your dick in their hair! oh yeah!



this guy's stories are great
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 8:16:28 PM EST
Very entertaining. I've seen chick fights where they end up going through large plate glass windows and chit. chick fights are nasty! You did well to use the tactical geriatric barricade.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 8:21:37 PM EST
LMAO that is awesome, good visual writing for such a short story.

You made me actually LOL.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 8:23:48 PM EST


I just had to laugh out loud after reading the first post. Gawd....some of the people on this website make me laugh!!!!


ARCAPTN
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 8:27:55 PM EST
If you don't use paragraphs you are going to get stuck in Iraq.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 8:29:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By billparadise:
If you don't use paragraphs you are going to get stuck in Iraq.


Uh, that would be "Irak". Duh.


Link Posted: 11/1/2006 8:49:48 PM EST
LOL...."chickenhead"...that's goin' in my file for future name calling. fits in nicely, right before MarkM's "dirtshooter".


and DUCKDOG.....great avatar!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 8:56:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Are you kidding me? I love this guys writing; it's like boomhauer on meth.




Link Posted: 11/1/2006 9:03:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Are you kidding me? I love this guys writing; it's like boomhauer on meth.




Link Posted: 11/1/2006 9:07:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By mleaky:

Originally Posted By llanero:
I like his posts.


+1
Where else are you going to find out what the definition of a "chicken head" is?


www.urbandictionary.com

Don't be 40+ years old without it.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 9:09:10 PM EST
This is a most excellent thread.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 9:42:51 PM EST
This has got to be Wave's troll account.

Dude, you should start a series. "Tales Of The City" or something.

These are great!
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 9:45:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By ronmann:
the spanish chick was kinda hot for a big girl,as a matter of fact the whole scene gave me a semi,that is until the the wig-ett threatened to kick my ball up into my abdomin


So how did she find out you only had one ball?
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 9:45:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 10:08:37 PM EST
Were you wearing a belt, and were there donuts involved?
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 10:17:58 PM EST
I am a dumb newb but thought it was funny. Now I know what a chicken head is.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 10:29:19 PM EST
Dear Mr. ronmann,

I liked your story very much. Please keep them coming.

And also like someone here already said: "You're gonna get stuck in Irak if you don't use paragraphs!"

See, pargraphs make your stories easier to read and digest. Therefore, the stories become much more entertaining and interesting.

A loyal fan in Virginia
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 10:37:50 PM EST
Click here to hear Kramer on catfights: www.dreams2.com/seinfeld/Kramer%20-%20Catfight.mp3
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 11:00:23 PM EST
Ok....
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 11:00:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By ronmann:

Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:


everytime you start a topic, its always some retarded story that noone cares about. stop wasting the bandwidth.
i was just sharing my day to day adventures.i thuoght perhaps some one would be entertained.


We might be entertain if we could read the stupid thing. If you could use BASIC capitalization and punctuation, we would actually READ and perhaps enjoy your posts.

As it is - you sound like a MORON.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 12:37:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By ronmann:

Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:

Originally Posted By ronmann:
im in the checkout line at the pricechopper and about 3 lanes down this spanish chick and a white chick start arguing.the spanish chick was a big girl(Tall,thick) pretty face nice hair.the white chick was skinny shorter all ghettoed out hat on backwords,all the hoe makeup some writing across her ass,an all dat shit haha.well they started getting really loud,hands in the air,fingers pointing down in a pecking a pecking motion. i heard (fuck you you fat hoe)and (owl beat dat ass you fucking chicken head)and then they started to fight,SHIT! you had to see them go.when guys fight you see a lot off punches thrown when chicks fight shit goes flying,i mean purses,clothes,hats,grocerys,hair all shit from there purses the cart went fuckin flying it was fucking insane and of course everyones shitting there pants.they where screaming some pretty cool shit too. ""you fat fucking cunt"chicken head this and chicken head that it was awsome.then some grocery store personnal and security came running to break it up and almost got there asses kicked too.those chicks could fight!they didnt want to quit either.they wanted to fight each other and the whole
store too.there asking people what ther problem is and the skanky white bitch looks at me and says "what da fuck you looking at muthafucka"off course me being the pussy i am ducked behind some old lady,putting some distance between us.I was hoping to see some tits but they had"hoodies" on.so after all that excitement i got home with my double stuffed oreos and thought.......WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHICKEN HEAD?i called my nephew who is up on the lingo and he said''unc, a chicken head is a girl that sucks a lot of cock".so's i gots ta sees two ckickn headed hoes throw some shit down,yo.




everytime you start a topic, its always some retarded story that noone cares about. stop wasting the bandwidth.
i was just sharing my day to day adventures.i thuoght perhaps some one would be entertained.


and I was. share on.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 12:57:17 AM EST
ronmann's posts wouldn't be as funny with punctuation, correst spelling, grammer, ect.

They are funny the way they are.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 1:47:12 AM EST
How old are you Mr. Junior troll?

Have you ever completed a cogent sentence in your life? Your prose is painful!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 2:00:25 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 2:03:29 AM EST
This dude's posts are fucking gold.

Fucking gold I tell ya. Every one I've seen has had me in tears or damn close.
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