Here are the top nine comments made on NBC during the Summer Olympics
that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Quoted: Here are the top nine comments made on NBC during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

These are incredible.  Once again...useless without pics of #1.

How about durring mens swimming when the comentator said, "he looks just like a female (insert name of old female swimmer here)."

I could not figure out if the chick that he was comparing the male swimmer was very manly, or if the guy swimming looked like a wuss.

I didn't really watch the Olympics this year or any year for that matter but, are those seriously real quotes?

If so, I like these the most 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 .........................  -3, 6, 8 and 10

I remember once on an old Monday Night Football, when one of the crew, I think it was the intelligent one (Michaels) made a mistake.  Someone just scored by running the length of the field, and went to the sidelines to get the oxygen mask.  Michaels says "He's going back to the line to get a blow..."  The others were silent for about 5 seconds.

Now thats funny.

Those are great!    

Quoted: I remember once on an old Monday Night Football, when one of the crew, I think it was the intelligent one (Michaels) made a mistake.  Someone just scored by running the length of the field, and went to the sidelines to get the oxygen mask.  Michaels says "He's going back to the line to get a blow..."  The others were silent for about 5 seconds.

That is rather surprising, as I hear that one fairly regularly durring college ball.

Funny, funny, funny. . .   Cause it's true.

It was Monday night football when Howard said, " Look at that monkey run!"

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/3634892.stm



Where there's muck...

A bucket of horse manure produced by an Olympic champion has sold for more than £700.

Shear L'Eau, who won gold with Britain's Leslie Law in Athens, delivered the goods again when he got home.

The manure was put up for auction as part of a campaign by BBC Hereford & Worcester to raise money for local hospices.

And someone, possibly a keen gardener, decided it was worth the grand sum of £760.

Well it might make the old roses climb a bit higher.

Law, who won individual gold in the three-day event, insisted the up-market dung would prove to be a bargain.

He added: "If you don't believe it's really from Shear L'Eau, the successful bidder can go and muck out the stables themselves!"

As long as they're prepared to make a foal of themselves.

I remember watching that Monday night football game when I was a kid, after they came back from commercial break Howard denied ever saying that...I was a kid and even I heard it.  One of those sports moments that I'll never forget, along with Jimmy the Greek talking about why blacks were such good athletes (being bred from the biggest bucks during slavery) and he didn't last long after that one either.  He went from HERO to ZERO almost overnight and the NAACP had a heyday with those comments even though he was speaking (opinion!)  from a historical perspective that was factual and may have some merit these days.  

130,000 condoms delivered to Olympic Village, +30,000 packets of lube.  I find that funny.  Actually, considering the current state of my life, I find it rather depressing.