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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 11/21/2003 9:28:05 AM EST
I got this joke in my e-mail today, thought you guys might like it. I know I did....

>>An airplane was about to crash; there were 5
>>passengers on board,
>>but only 4 parachutes.
>>The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best
>>basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford
>>to die."
>>So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
>>The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the
>>wife of the former
>> U.S. President, a NY State Senator, and a potential
>>future president.
>>And I am the smartest woman in American history, so
>>America's people don't want me to die".
>>And she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
>>The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the
>>president of the United
>>States of America. I have great responsibility being
>>the leader of a
>>superpower nation.."
>>So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
>>The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th
>>passenger, a 10 year old
>>schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many
>>years left, and as a
>>Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have
>>the last parachute."
>>The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left
>>for you. America's
>>smartest woman took my schoolbag."
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:33:48 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 1:00:07 PM EST
Now, THAT'S reality television that I would pay to watch!!

But when she did hit, we'd have one helluva' biohazard contamination, and innocent people dyin' just wouldn't be right.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 1:51:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2003 1:51:30 PM EST by xj9598]
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 1:56:54 PM EST
That joke is so old it's on crutches - I remember hearing it about Nixon, or Charles de Gaulle.

Still damn funny, though!
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 1:59:19 PM EST
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