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Posted: 3/11/2005 6:53:00 PM EST

Yeah I'm fucking drinkin to night so fuck you all. I'm fucking 41 tomorrow and that's reason enough to drink while posting and I got something I wanna say to you all...

ARFCOM - you blow. You waste my time. I want my money back. I want the last three years back. I wanna go back to pre-9/11, sell all my boat anchors and go back to wasting my time fiddling with webpages for my classes.

SgtAR15 - you're a freak. But I meane that in a good way. But you're still a freak.

PAEBR - I actually learnt sumn from you boy. You done gots some good shit in your head. And I'm not just saying that.

DKProf - I'm so damn sick of trying to figure out just wehre the hell you're from. Are you from Holland, the Netherlands or Denmark? And does that make you Dutch, Danish or Flemish? And what's the difference in those? And who the fuck cares anyway - but it's like a frickin rubic's cube.

ETH - My brother from another mother, I'm gonna buy you a brewski - but if you're not here in about 20 minutes to claim it I'm drinking it myself.

RikWriter - how's the kid?

Arfcom newbies - run. Leave skidmarks. get the fuck away from this bloodsucking site before it rots your brain and takes over your life. RUN!!!

Kacer - you talk too much. STFU. Post half as much as you do and you'll say twice as much.

TheBeekerprer - you're a nice guy and you saved my virtual cyberbutt here once. Give up your dayjob here and go back to milking honeybees.

CNatra - bring back the avatar.

SteyrAUG - You remind me of a guy I knew onence. Actually two guys.

Azex, gerryown, azrednick, gunslinger, lefty, treetop, neighborthatIseewhenIgogetthemail, lumpy, preban, monkeymanwiththegun, tanneritekid and the whole rest of the frickin AZ crew - tonkyou! You all suck weenie baleenies! You and your damn "UZI triangle" you 're gonna get yourselfs in deep shit. Quit makind such a ruckus. When's the next shoot you farging icelhols?

Arfcom trolls - cynicism leaves you no outs, no answers, no solutions and no alternatives. So get the fuck with the program. Nothing's perfect so quit the shit and grow the fuck up.

Absolut - I coulda sworn you were older. You're just a kid. Are you older than SniperWolfe?

Speaking of sniper worlfe - wheres elad eflow? Damn kid posts three times, makes darn good sense then disappears. Meanwhile hemorroids like [name romeoved} troll on and on.


Damn there's just too many people here. It's like fukcing disneyl and on a weekend only not so many japs.

If I can't remember the names of everyone here that I can remember just post here and I'll give you shit because I can.

My cholesterol has gone up 40 pts in ten years, my PSA is good and I don't have nodules on my testicles. I like red meat and won't never give that up. I don't like Guacamole

Link Posted: 3/11/2005 6:54:59 PM EST
aww, come on tell us how you really feel

btw, whatcha drinking?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 6:55:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2005 6:57:21 PM EST by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Sgtar15 - you're a freak. But I meane that in a good way. But you're still a freak.



Yeah? And you're are drunk...but at least you will be sober tomorrow.

SGatr15
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 6:56:28 PM EST
What kind of dumbass doesn't like guacamole?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 6:56:55 PM EST
Who are you?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 6:58:05 PM EST


Congrats on the birthday tomorrow!


Link Posted: 3/11/2005 6:58:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By enigma2y0u:
What kind of dumbass doesn't like guacamole?



guacanoile is eaten by the same type of guy that likes anal sex.

SGatr15
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 6:58:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
aww, come on tell us how you really feel

btw, whatcha drinking?

Started with bresikis then went out for margariteas then back home for brewskies.

i hate your avatar.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 6:58:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2005 7:14:42 PM EST by Winston_Wolf]
... Ha!

... Your just a child J-man, wait until you get my age!

Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:01:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Congrats on the birthday tomorrow!



Thanks now can you PLEASE answer the question you eurobagger!?

WTF is the difference between dutch, danish and flemish?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:02:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
... Ha!

... Your just a child J-man, wait until you get my age!

SHIT MY MAIN MAN!!!

Sup negro!??

The Wolf is in da HOUSE!!!

Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:03:43 PM EST
Happy birthday gramps.

Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:05:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2005 7:05:49 PM EST by DK-Prof]

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Congrats on the birthday tomorrow!



Thanks now can you PLEASE answer the question you eurobagger!?

WTF is the difference between dutch, danish and flemish?




I can't even tell anymore.

I think one is a type of fart (or maybe jump roping), the other is a breakfast pastry, and the last one is how you sound with a bad head cold?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:05:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
Who are you?

You're worst fucking nightmare.

Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:05:39 PM EST
Seeing how you will likely be hung over and in bed all day tomorrow and not
on the internet to read this. Happy birthday.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:07:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
Who are you?

You're worst fucking nightmare.



You're a gay giraffe?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:08:00 PM EST
Happy Birthday old man!!!

<---- older than SW
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:08:01 PM EST
I hope your rants don't lose their force with old age.

Better stock up now



Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:08:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Congrats on the birthday tomorrow!



Thanks now can you PLEASE answer the question you eurobagger!?

WTF is the difference between dutch, danish and flemish?



Who the fuck cares...it's all european!

SGatr15
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:09:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2005 7:13:00 PM EST by EricTheHun]
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:11:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:13:15 PM EST
Happy b-day enjoy!
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:13:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
Who are you?

You're worst fucking nightmare.



You're a gay giraffe?




Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:15:26 PM EST
looks like he passed out


coudln't handle his booze
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:16:39 PM EST
Feliz cumpleanos my aztlan hermano !!
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:20:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
looks like he passed out


coudln't handle his booze

Oh shit I just got stuck playing that zombie kill the kid shoot everyone in the face excpet Nelson online zomgie shoointg game.

Damn them zombies move fast. I gotta shoot them fast in the aface
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:20:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:21:28 PM EST
Happy birthday. 41 isn't old.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:22:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
How'd I get included in this shit?


you posted.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:23:15 PM EST
I will be halfway to 40 in less than a month. That is scary.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:30:25 PM EST


Okay. But did you all know that after about the age of 20=21 people lose between 100,000 to amilion brain cells A DAY!!

Every day you lose up to a million brain cells.

So today you woke up with up to ammillion less brain cells than you did yesterday. And tomorrow you'll have a million less than today. and drinking kills them even faster. and driving real fast into a wall even faster than than that.

Boxers lose 10 times that much in just one 10round fight.

Smoking killls brain cells. cocaine REALLY kills them. deat like. even deader than ded. LIke doubledead dead.

So you greenhorns who say you're just rurning twenty - take care of what you got, you ain't gettin any more.



Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:30:32 PM EST
so all knowing intoxicated one, what avatar would you prefer I have?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:35:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2005 7:35:42 PM EST by The_Macallan]

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
so all knowing intoxicated one, what avatar would you prefer I have?



Cnatras.


As he listens' to The Cars on headphones.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:35:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Okay. But did you all know that after about the age of 20=21 people lose between 100,000 to amilion brain cells A DAY!!

Every day you lose up to a million brain cells.

So today you woke up with up to ammillion less brain cells than you did yesterday. And tomorrow you'll have a million less than today. and drinking kills them even faster. and driving real fast into a wall even faster than than that.

Boxers lose 10 times that much in just one 10round fight.

Smoking killls brain cells. cocaine REALLY kills them. deat like. even deader than ded. LIke doubledead dead.

So you greenhorns who say you're just rurning twenty - take care of what you got, you ain't gettin any more.






Well I am fucked because school make me think too much.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:41:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bushwacker85:

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Okay. But did you all know that after about the age of 20=21 people lose between 100,000 to amilion brain cells A DAY!!

Every day you lose up to a million brain cells.

So today you woke up with up to ammillion less brain cells than you did yesterday. And tomorrow you'll have a million less than today. and drinking kills them even faster. and driving real fast into a wall even faster than than that.

Boxers lose 10 times that much in just one 10round fight.

Smoking killls brain cells. cocaine REALLY kills them. deat like. even deader than ded. LIke doubledead dead.

So you greenhorns who say you're just rurning twenty - take care of what you got, you ain't gettin any more.






Well I am fucked because school make me think too much.

No because that's what's gonna save you from drooling onto your wheelchair tray when you're 80.

Senile dementia aka Alzhimers is much less proununced in folks who EXERCDISE their brain from the teens through middle-age.

Use it or lose it.

That range of 100K to a Meg of brain cells is for the general population which includes teakers and shitheads who fall backwards out of highschool and never crack open a book after age 16.

Use your brain, read, do crosswords, write, write, write and read and you'll have a much longer usefule lifespan of CNS usage. Unless you fuck up and shoot yourself or get creamed by a drunk driver.

You're gonna lose about 30% of all your brain cells by the time you reach 70. You want to make sure that that remainigng 70% of neurons are well connected and functional.

Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:42:50 PM EST
Forty-one years of age tomorrow, over indulging in alcoholic beverages and 'we' are the ones that 'need' to grown up. Well done, Mac, well done.

Enjoy you hangover tomorrow!

Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:46:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By AILapua:
Forty-one years of age tomorrow, over indulging in alcoholic beverages and 'we' are the ones that 'need' to grown up. Well done, Mac, well done.

Enjoy you hangover tomorrow!


If I were overindulging I wouldn't be posting more sensical sthit thatn you can ever muster in your whole pinky.

Or something like that.

If I were overindulging I wouldn't even be posting. LEt's just say that.

I won't have a hangover. Drink lots of water, eat a banana, take amultivitamin and two extrastrength tylenol and I'll be up at my susual time in the morning good as new.

Works like a charm.

Link Posted: 3/11/2005 7:49:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By AILapua:
Forty-one years of age tomorrow, over indulging in alcoholic beverages and 'we' are the ones that 'need' to grown up. Well done, Mac, well done.

Enjoy you hangover tomorrow!


If I were overindulging I wouldn't be posting more sensical sthit thatn you can ever muster in your whole pinky.

Or something like that.

If I were overindulging I wouldn't even be posting. LEt's just say that.

I won't have a hangover. Drink lots of water, eat a banana, take amultivitamin and two extrastrength tylenol and I'll be up at my susual time in the morning good as new.

Works like a charm.




Yes, Young Fella, you are the master of the know. Now, lay down and sleep, your typonese is getting the best of you.

Link Posted: 3/11/2005 8:28:55 PM EST
He still isn’t drunk; he’s sober enough to post correctly.

But he is still spelling better half-crocked than many Arfcomers spell sober.

Happy Birthday maniac.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 8:31:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2005 8:31:32 PM EST by The_Macallan]

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
He still isn’t drunk; he’s sober enough to post correctly.

But he is still spelling better half-crocked than many Arfcomers spell sober.

Happy Birthday maniac.


See?

I fucking sober up right quick.

That must mean it's time to go to sleep.

Descending from cruising altitude is always a drag.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 8:33:01 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 8:38:09 PM EST
Happt Birthday you old bastage
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 8:39:13 PM EST
Happy Birthday! I thought DK-PROF was from New Mexico?

Patty
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 8:43:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
<snip> I thought DK-PROF was from New Mexico?

Patty



DK is a 'Wooden shoed wonder', from Holland, get it straight!


Damn, that shall leave a mark!



Link Posted: 3/11/2005 8:45:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By AILapua:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
<snip> I thought DK-PROF was from New Mexico?

Patty



DK is a 'Wooden shoed wonder', from Holland, get it straight!


Damn, that shall leave a mark!






are you sure he's not Finnish?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 8:48:11 PM EST
Happy Birthday ya' friggin' whippersnapper!!!

Link Posted: 3/11/2005 8:49:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2005 8:50:14 PM EST by AILapua]

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By AILapua:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
<snip> I thought DK-PROF was from New Mexico?

Patty



DK is a 'Wooden shoed wonder', from Holland, get it straight!


Damn, that shall leave a mark!






are you sure he's not Finnish?



Perhaps you are correct, Finnish'ed!

That shall leave a larger mark!

Link Posted: 3/11/2005 8:52:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By AILapua:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By AILapua:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
<snip> I thought DK-PROF was from New Mexico?

Patty



DK is a 'Wooden shoed wonder', from Holland, get it straight!


Damn, that shall leave a mark!






are you sure he's not Finnish?



Perhaps you are correct, Finnish'ed!

That shall leave a larger mark!




No, I'm pretty sure the Marks are not from Finland, they've got to be from Nova Scotia.

Patty
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 8:55:21 PM EST
When the fuck do i get to be on this asshole's list?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 8:55:58 PM EST
Happy b-day, Mac!

CNatra - agreed - bring back the tah-tahs

And the dude with the "Mazda chic" grooving in the car - see, I can't remember your name now - bring her back too. Shit - ahhhh - remembered! SWIRE

Guacamole is good.

Isn't tylenol after drinking heavily bad for you?

Happy birthday again - I'm right behind you.
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 2:15:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tate:And the dude with the "Mazda chic" grooving in the car - see, I can't remember your name now - bring her back too. Shit - ahhhh - remembered! SWIRE


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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