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Posted: 7/5/2012 10:41:25 PM EDT







I love her.


Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:45:10 PM EDT
[#1]
Gotta love the one-drop rule.





Whatever, it's HER self-identity.







<<< Failed. I read "black" instead of "back."




 
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 10:52:30 PM EDT
[#2]
I've lit farts that sound better than that.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 11:02:06 PM EDT
[#3]
Meth + LSD =
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 11:52:32 PM EDT
[#4]
the vodka voice slur has her in it's trap...   I like her older stuff, but she's stalling her tongue on this one.  Oh well.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 11:59:46 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Gotta love the one-drop rule.

Whatever, it's HER self-identity.



<<< Failed. I read "black" instead of "back."

Ease off a little on the tinfoil.



Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:03:08 AM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:14:09 AM EDT
[#7]
Yikes - she turned into Suzanne Vega!



Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:44:40 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Meth + LSD =



This is the nut job that decided in the late 90's that we should not eat turkeys on Thanksgiving.


Fiona Talks 'No Turkey,' Busts Butterballs



BY GEORGE RUSH AND JOANNA MOLLOY WITH MARCUS BARAM

Tuesday, November 18, 1997


Fiona Apple wants to take the turkey out of Thanksgiving. The traditional fare, she says, constitutes turkey abuse. The bony 20-year-old rocker has just hooked up with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to record a protest phone-line against the Butterball turkey company (1-888-VEG-FOOD). Why is Butterball singled out? Because the company dares to give turkey recipes on its own line.
"Please join me," Apple intones, "in calling Butterball, to tell them there is no proper way to kill and cook these beautiful birds. Millions of people are learning that a vegetarian diet is the healthy choice for themselves, the earth, and animals. And incidentally, they taste a lot better." Apple then talks vegetarian recipes.
Good luck, Fiona. And pass the tryptophan.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:49:03 AM EDT
[#9]


Cool! I had forgotten about her!

Now I have a new entry for the Celebrity Dead Pool.

Thanks!!!


Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:50:19 AM EDT
[#10]
The scent of stale cigarettes and yeast infections.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 12:57:58 AM EDT
[#11]
She used to be hot.





Link Posted: 7/6/2012 1:31:35 AM EDT
[#12]
Fiona, in her prime, would definitely be in my top 5 list. She had a great voice and could play the fuck out of the piano.

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Link Posted: 7/6/2012 1:51:00 AM EDT
[#13]





She was what, 16 or 17 when her first album came out?  



So she grew up.  She's still attractive.



 
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 1:57:18 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Fiona, in her prime, would definitely be in my top 5 list. She had a great voice and could play the fuck out of the piano.

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Slow Like Honey is fantastic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttBLTky7eVI
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 2:17:03 AM EDT
[#15]
Wow did she hit the wall! You do know that video is what runs through that bat shit crazy bitch's head right?



Better days:






Link Posted: 7/6/2012 2:25:20 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Wow did she hit the wall! You do know that video is what runs through that bat shit crazy bitch's head right?

Better days:



The Offspring did it better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kenF3_77774



Link Posted: 7/6/2012 3:16:09 AM EDT
[#17]
that was a dope head making noise not music
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 3:25:16 AM EDT
[#18]
Wow, she didn't age well at all.... And batshit crazy is an understatement

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Link Posted: 7/6/2012 3:28:29 AM EDT
[#19]
WTF did I just watch!!??
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 3:33:07 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
WTF did I just watch!!??




Don't tell us you're not going to buy an octopus hat.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 3:38:08 AM EDT
[#21]
Cool video but that music was twinkly hipster crap.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 3:38:22 AM EDT
[#22]


My dick looks less haggard than that..






Link Posted: 7/6/2012 3:39:23 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:


My dick looks less haggard than that..








My dick shrunk into my body!!
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 3:44:02 AM EDT
[#24]
Looks like the OP has a fetish for no-talent ugly women. Meh, it takes all kinds.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 3:44:47 AM EDT
[#25]
geez. not for me.



made it 40 seconds, and it took 10 of those seconds to get the sound turned up.




 
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 3:49:26 AM EDT
[#26]
OMG what happened?????????? Time (or substance abuse) has been less than kind to Fiona. I saw her in concert twice in the 90's and she was great. Would not pay to see her now. Not so sure I'd even go for free.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 3:53:35 AM EDT
[#27]
She looks like a tweaker.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 3:59:36 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Looks like the OP has a fetish for no-talent ugly women. Meh, it takes all kinds.



Took the words out of my mouth.  Even as a horny college dude, I thought that frail bat shit crazy thing produced awful music.  I'm sure she could market her crap for suicide assistance......she'd probably relish the idea.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 4:02:22 AM EDT
[#29]
I wonder if she still thinks the world is bullshit
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 4:07:32 AM EDT
[#30]
I'd still hit it, but I'd be scrubbing up with 1,1,1 - Tricloroethane and steel wool immediately afterward.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 4:22:54 AM EDT
[#31]
Yalls' haterz.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 4:25:58 AM EDT
[#32]
Looks like a standard 30y/o from the local trailer park.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 4:31:46 AM EDT
[#33]
I thought "Tidal" was a great album.





Link Posted: 7/6/2012 4:31:52 AM EDT
[#34]
Wiki says she is a vegan.



I have never seen a healthy looking vegan.


 
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 4:32:25 AM EDT
[#35]
Standard issue psycho bitch,
playing up she's a psycho bitch,
complaining because we think she's a psycho bitch.

Her whole schtick is troubling, and disturbing.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 4:35:32 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Wiki says she is a vegan.

I have never seen a healthy looking vegan.
 


This.  

Edit to add...

The Good Lord put animals on planet earth for a reason.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 4:38:29 AM EDT
[#37]
Meth is a hella drug.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 4:38:54 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Wiki says she is a vegan.

I have never seen a healthy looking vegan.
 


http://tasteofcountry.com/carrie-underwood-vegan-diet/
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 4:42:13 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Yalls' haterz.


Just how are we supposed to take you seriously after this post?

Oh well at least you did not boil or Tapco-Fuck anything.

I suspect it's just a Washington state type of thing I would not understand..
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 4:46:12 AM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 4:57:03 AM EDT
[#41]


No she didnt.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 5:07:04 AM EDT
[#42]
I think the new song sucks, but she is still good looking for her age. Different strokes and all that, I can't say that I find Jennifer Anniston, Carrie Underwood, or many of the women that make it to People's top sexiest, better than average looking. Is she fucked in the head? Sure! Aggravated sexual assault during the formative years tends to have that effect on people.

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Link Posted: 7/6/2012 5:11:40 AM EDT
[#43]
if you are going to be a crazy druggy at least have a song that has some real meaning






 
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 5:18:06 AM EDT
[#44]
The 90s are over, OP.  Let it go and try to refrain from digging up corpses.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 5:24:32 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Fiona, in her prime, would definitely be in my top 5 list. She had a great voice and could play the fuck out of the piano.

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This.

She looks like she's had a few hard years.  Here's one from 2009 that is pretty good.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUG2nS_J8cM
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 5:29:39 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
The 90s are over, OP.  Let it go and try to refrain from digging up corpses.




I do miss the 90' s.


Link Posted: 7/6/2012 5:30:22 AM EDT
[#47]
My adult niece and nephew-in-law named their daughter after her when she was popular.

Now, the poor kid is 15 and no one knows who 'Fiona' is anymore.

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Link Posted: 7/6/2012 5:35:49 AM EDT
[#48]
bitch is a nut
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 5:38:14 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Meth + LSD =



This is the nut job that decided in the late 90's that we should not eat turkeys on Thanksgiving.


Fiona Talks 'No Turkey,' Busts Butterballs



BY GEORGE RUSH AND JOANNA MOLLOY WITH MARCUS BARAM

Tuesday, November 18, 1997


Fiona Apple wants to take the turkey out of Thanksgiving. The traditional fare, she says, constitutes turkey abuse. The bony 20-year-old rocker has just hooked up with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to record a protest phone-line against the Butterball turkey company (1-888-VEG-FOOD). Why is Butterball singled out? Because the company dares to give turkey recipes on its own line.
"Please join me," Apple intones, "in calling Butterball, to tell them there is no proper way to kill and cook these beautiful birds. Millions of people are learning that a vegetarian diet is the healthy choice for themselves, the earth, and animals. And incidentally, they taste a lot better." Apple then talks vegetarian recipes.
Good luck, Fiona. And pass the tryptophan.


Good. I hate turkey. I eat pork on Thanksgiving.....and any other holiday.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 5:38:23 AM EDT
[#50]
I made it a minute and 45 seconds.. I Am not sure what the fuck that was.. Was it from Japan?
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