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Posted: 5/3/2015 4:26:07 PM EDT
Cocksuckers! San Francisco cocksuckers!

Just wasted 36 hours of my life watching a damn good show to find out it was cancelled when it was, leaving me with no closure.


I need a hug.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 4:28:43 PM EDT
The shows Vocabulary in a nutshell:

Cocksucker
Pussy
Whore
Fuck, Fucking, Fucker
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 4:29:12 PM EDT
Cocksucking fucking whore cocksucker
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 4:31:37 PM EDT
My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me... suck cock by choice.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 4:35:12 PM EDT
If you lived in Deadwood, would you eat Wu's pork?
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 4:45:29 PM EDT
No, I most definitely would NOT eat Wu's pork.

Great show and interesting view of the Gold Rush. Clearly the real money was in running a casino/bar and or brothel or a general store where you could take the money of all the people trying to strike it rich.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 4:47:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SilentType:
No, I most definitely would NOT eat Wu's pork.

Great show and interesting view of the Gold Rush. Clearly the real money was in running a casino/bar and or brothel or a general store where you could take the money of all the people trying to strike it rich.
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I'll bet the "green" rush (weed) in states like Colorado is the same way. The real money might be made in selling everything that isn't actually...weed - Services, equipment, consulting, yada, yada, yada.
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Link Posted: 5/3/2015 4:50:53 PM EDT
To this day I have issues with cunt. Particularly cunt that thinks it's better than me.




Stupid loopy cunts.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 4:52:54 PM EDT

I'm about halfway through season two. Cocksuckers!

Link Posted: 5/3/2015 4:56:41 PM EDT
Good show, but way too much cussing
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 5:01:33 PM EDT


"Do not put unauthorized cinnamon on the goddamn meeting table! That's all the fuck we need."
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 5:09:13 PM EDT
Best goddamn show that ever graced the screens of Americans' home entertainment systems! It was probably those cocksuckers up in Yankton that were responsible for the premature demise of the series. May a million fucks be cast upon those loopy cunts!

Link Posted: 5/3/2015 5:24:17 PM EDT
Al has to be one of the best characters of all time and the whole cast just work so fluidly, great show!
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 5:25:09 PM EDT
Them what gets cured by Calamity Jane STAYS fuckin' cured.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 5:32:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By BigPony:
Good show, but way too much cussing
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Too fucking right!

Cocksucking cussers.

...And pussy is half price for the next 15 minutes!
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 6:35:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2015 6:36:42 PM EDT by mordecai]
Just binged myself last month.

The dialog was phenomenal. It was Shakespearean.

I have a small list of anti-heroes and Al Swearingen makes the cut.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 6:59:55 PM EDT
You can't cut the throat of every cocksucker whose character it would improve.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 7:02:55 PM EDT
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Came here to post that.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 7:05:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By wormgod:
You can't cut the throat of every cocksucker whose character it would improve.
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People get too hung up on the profanity, because that line (in context) was genius.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 7:07:42 PM EDT
What a WONDERFUL time in history that was.

A man could actually find redemption, could travel somewhere new and beyond the old world to strike his fortune and make his name. If quick enough, a man could get ahead of the powers that be at least for a time before they could tighten their grip around it.

No freaking nanny state. No oppressive parental government regulating you so much you've got no clue whether to turn left or right without consulting several tax attorneys and seeking a determination letter from numerous agencies.

Would GIVE anything, anything at all for a new frontier like that.

Link Posted: 5/3/2015 7:37:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By BigPony:
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Be Fucked!!!! Cocksucker!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 7:42:37 PM EDT
Al Swearingen was brilliant in that show. I gave away Vol. 1. Got it for free, pass it on.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 7:46:47 PM EDT
Yep. That one ended way too soon.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 7:55:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Subnet:
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My favorite line off the entire series. I laughed entirely too long after he said that, lol.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 7:57:47 PM EDT
Whenever I get frustrated trying to explain something to someone, to the point I begin to think we must speak a different language, I can't help but think of the expression "cocksucka... swaggin, swaggin...cocksucka!".
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 8:00:18 PM EDT
My favorite quote of the show.


Link Posted: 5/3/2015 8:09:04 PM EDT
I didnt like Al at first, then he mellowed a little. After that he was a genius. He also had the best lines in the entire show.


Strangely enough I never liked Bullock the entire run. He always came off as arrogant as hell.

Link Posted: 5/3/2015 8:25:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Gurthy:
Best goddamn show that ever graced the screens of Americans' home entertainment systems! It was probably those cocksuckers up in Yankton that were responsible for the premature demise of the series. May a million fucks be cast upon those loopy cunts!

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Breaking Bad and Justified were better.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 8:28:06 PM EDT
Let's not forget Dan vs The Captain

Link Posted: 5/3/2015 8:29:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By OKC03Cobra:


Breaking Bad and Justified were better.
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Originally Posted By OKC03Cobra:
Originally Posted By Gurthy:
Best goddamn show that ever graced the screens of Americans' home entertainment systems! It was probably those cocksuckers up in Yankton that were responsible for the premature demise of the series. May a million fucks be cast upon those loopy cunts!



Breaking Bad and Justified were better.
Wild Bill Hickok: That dropped eye of yours looks like the hood on a cunt to me, Jack. When you talk, your mouth looks like a cunt moving.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 8:47:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By OKC03Cobra:


Breaking Bad and Justified were better.
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Originally Posted By OKC03Cobra:
Originally Posted By Gurthy:
Best goddamn show that ever graced the screens of Americans' home entertainment systems! It was probably those cocksuckers up in Yankton that were responsible for the premature demise of the series. May a million fucks be cast upon those loopy cunts!



Breaking Bad and Justified were better.

Justified...no way. Not even in the same ballpark.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 8:50:06 PM EDT
I've gotten about halfway through season two and quit for a while, Deadwood overload. Right around the part where Al is recovering from the stones. Last few I watched werent as interesting without him "motherfucking" everyone.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 8:58:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By OKC03Cobra:


Breaking Bad and Justified were better.
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Originally Posted By OKC03Cobra:
Originally Posted By Gurthy:
Best goddamn show that ever graced the screens of Americans' home entertainment systems! It was probably those cocksuckers up in Yankton that were responsible for the premature demise of the series. May a million fucks be cast upon those loopy cunts!



Breaking Bad and Justified were better.


Breaking Bad was good; not better IMO, but great in it's own right. It had the best ending in a series that I can recall.

As for Justified... I just don't care for Timothy Olyphant and didn't get past an episode or two.


Link Posted: 5/3/2015 9:23:24 PM EDT
Sweggin! Cocksocka!
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 9:33:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By subcomunic8r:
Let's not forget Dan vs The Captain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeS6y6mbUzY
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We have not forgotten.

In the commentary they said they had a guy on set who was an ex Vegas casino bouncer/muscle who they used for advice on ultra-violence, they asked him how somebody would react to having an eye ripped out like that, he said "they scream... they scream".
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 9:38:14 PM EDT
Fantastic show. Cant believe they cancelled it.
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