Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login

Site Notices
Posted: 9/18/2009 11:54:34 PM EST
II need a smoke right now.

I quit a few months ago but the last few weeks I've been smokeing while I was drinking. BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!

UGH!1!!!

I'd fight you for a smoke right now.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:55:37 PM EST
good for you



stay quit
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:55:49 PM EST
Go get one.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:56:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By SenorTreinteOcho:
II need a smoke right now.

I quit a few months ago but the last few weeks I've been smokeing while I was drinking. BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!

UGH!1!!!

I'd fight you for a smoke right now.


I have one right here––-well that is if you need it *lol*
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:56:57 PM EST
smoking is bad, m'kay....


but the one i had a few minutes ago hit the spot.


yes, i am an asshole.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:57:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By M4tty:
Go get one.


Luckily I'm to sauced up to drive.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:58:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By M4tty:
Go get one.


not really helping the OP.

hang in there, remember the money you spend on cigarettes could buy ammo.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:58:50 PM EST
just had one. feel for ya. last time i quit, i did it when I got sick and lasted a while. what did me in? i went to the, "just 2 a day."

dont ever pick one up and you will succeed. my buddy did it. Im a pussy and have no will power. dont be a pussy. I never felt better in memory than those months I didnt smoke. I remember having a strawberry and saying, "holy shit this is good!" it's worth it to quit, even just to taste food.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:59:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 12:00:39 AM EST by meep]
ARG!! NO!! Fight it!!

I was a pack-a-day smoker for maybe ... um, 8 years, smoked less than that (but still as much as I could afford) for the previous 8 years ... I've been quit for about 5 1/2 years ... had two nights of relapses ... not worth it ...

Go run. Or lift. Or get some nookie. Anything to distract you.

And while you're at it, get the eff out of my head. Had a "smoking dream" last night. Grr.

ETA: Yeah, being able to *really* taste food? Win.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:01:19 AM EST
FFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a bike you ass holes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The gas station is less that 2mi away.

I would seriously punch a nun for a smoke rigght now.(J/K)(or am I).

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:05:52 AM EST
FUCK IT!!!

Iv'e been smoking while drinking and I obv drinking right now.

Will I get a dui on my bike?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:06:22 AM EST
Dont do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:06:39 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 12:07:16 AM EST by djsmiles]
here ya go.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:07:35 AM EST
Shit man, you're jonesin hard. eat something, look at some pron and rub one out and go to bed. dont think, just do it. dont smoke.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:08:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By SenorTreinteOcho:
Will I get a dui on my bike?



Thank god I'm already in on this.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:10:48 AM EST
Originally Posted By M4tty:

Originally Posted By SenorTreinteOcho:
Will I get a dui on my bike?



Thank god I'm already in on this.


seriously though can I?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:13:07 AM EST
You can earn yourself a DUII on a bike. Its not worth it for cigarettes. So when your drunk ass weaves into the parking lot of the gas station on your bike remember that cigarettes aren't worth it , but Copenhagen is. Especialy Long Cut. All the flavor without the heartburn.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:13:38 AM EST
Originally Posted By SenorTreinteOcho:
Originally Posted By M4tty:

Originally Posted By SenorTreinteOcho:
Will I get a dui on my bike?



Thank god I'm already in on this.


seriously though can I?


well, you can get one riding a lawn mower.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:16:07 AM EST
If you want to wake up tomorrow morning feeling like a douche, be my guest.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:27:35 AM EST
Well i'm going to walk my ass to the gas station then.

I've been doing a good job of not smoking when I'm sober but when I get that booze in me it's game over.

Wish me luck.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:30:06 AM EST
Good luck you walking husk of lung, pancreatic and rectal cancer.

Yeah I went there, to the rectum.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:49:25 AM EST
EPIC FAIL!!!

Laugh at me all you want.

I just wrecked my bike before I even got off my street. Yess I know I said I'd walk. I lied.

I put my helmet on over my Larue cap and headed out. Little did I know a storm drain would be waiting for me. I just crashed pretty hard. My left elbow hurts pretty bad and If I messedn up my golf plans for the weekend I'll be pretty pissed

I'd still fight a motherfucker for a smoke right now FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Quiting sucks. fsdljhhfGBFS;HNFHBAMBDMBAM!1!!.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:50:07 AM EST
Originally Posted By SenorTreinteOcho:
EPIC FAIL!!!

Laugh at me all you want.

I just wrecked my bike before I even got off my street. Yess I know I said I'd walk. I lied.

I put my helmet on over my Larue cap and headed out. Little did I know a storm drain would be waiting for me. I just crashed pretty hard. My left elbow hurts pretty bad and If I messedn up my golf plans for the weekend I'll be pretty pissed

I'd still fight a motherfucker for a smoke right now FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Quiting sucks. fsdljhhfGBFS;HNFHBAMBDMBAM!1!!.




Awwww buddy––––do you need a hug?

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:51:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 12:55:06 AM EST by Moose]
Originally Posted By SenorTreinteOcho:

I quit a few months ago but the last few weeks I've been smokeing while I was drinking.


Oh, so you didn't actually quit then...

Hang in there...don't be a puss.

Originally Posted By SenorTreinteOcho:
EPIC FAIL!!!

Laugh at me all you want.

I just wrecked my bike before I even got off my street.






Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:52:00 AM EST
Originally Posted By SenorTreinteOcho:
EPIC FAIL!!!

Laugh at me all you want.

I just wrecked my bike before I even got off my street. Yess I know I said I'd walk. I lied.

I put my helmet on over my Larue cap and headed out. Little did I know a storm drain would be waiting for me. I just crashed pretty hard. My left elbow hurts pretty bad and If I messedn up my golf plans for the weekend I'll be pretty pissed

I'd still fight a motherfucker for a smoke right now FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Quiting sucks. fsdljhhfGBFS;HNFHBAMBDMBAM!1!!.





Just go to bed. You're obviously not enjoying your alcohol anymore at this point. Probably best to just sleep this one off.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:55:02 AM EST
It's just another way cigarettes can kill people. It's a sign to quit cigs. Everyday you get through it, it will get easier. Stay Quit!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 1:02:13 AM EST


FUUUUUCKKKK!!! Nicotine is horrible.

I've quit way worse shit than this. Believe me nicotine it the WORST thing to ever quit.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 1:05:57 AM EST
Weakling
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 1:08:13 AM EST
If you really are that drunk try to rub out a batch. That oughta keep you occupied untill you pass out.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 1:19:15 AM EST
I'm obviously not THAT drunk. I wouldn't be chatting if I was blacked out or comparably smashed.

I am drunk enough to wreck my bike within a few hundred yards of m house but i'm fine. Contrary to popular belief you can type coherently when you're sauced up. 'm going to bed pretty soon. I just want to see the sun rise.
Top Top