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Posted: 12/22/2003 7:23:38 AM EDT
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or just have a metal medical implant like my wife's.
real fun @ security |
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Posted: 12/22/2003 7:24:31 AM EDT
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My right leg sets off metal detectors.
I just explain about the metal rods and screws in there. The scar helps. |
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Posted: 12/22/2003 7:28:02 AM EDT
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gives new meaning to the phrase gut bomb.[lol]
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Posted: 12/22/2003 7:28:59 AM EDT
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Quoted: or just have a metal medical implant like my wife's. real fun @ security Ok, silicone ones are fun, saline are supposedly "safer" but metal? Is that what the Fembots on Austin Powers had??:) |
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Posted: 12/22/2003 8:39:09 AM EDT
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I always wanted to put a slightly suspicious looking box in my carry-on luggage and fill it with those Snake-in-a-Can snakes to jump out when they try to open it.
The question here, is if you did that, would you have broken any laws ?? (I understand of course that you would most definitely miss your flight) |
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Posted: 12/22/2003 8:43:25 AM EDT
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Quoted: I always wanted to put a slightly suspicious looking box in my carry-on luggage and fill it with those Snake-in-a-Can snakes to jump out when they try to open it. [ROFL2] That's just evil genius at work! The question here, is if you did that, would you have broken any laws ?? (I understand of course that you would most definitely miss your flight) I don't imagine that anyone could actually charge you with a crime (but of course I'm just a fool on the internet, not a lawyer) - but if they are presents for your young cousins, or samples for your new internet gag gift businesss - how could anyone give you a hard time? |
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Posted: 12/22/2003 8:44:16 AM EDT
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Quoted: I always wanted to put a slightly suspicious looking box in my carry-on luggage and fill it with those Snake-in-a-Can snakes to jump out when they try to open it. The question here, is if you did that, would you have broken any laws ?? (I understand of course that you would most definitely miss your flight) [ROFL2] You would probably cause several TSA employees to have heart attacks, and end up having the airport evacuated. I want to be there to see it! |
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Posted: 12/22/2003 9:13:15 AM EDT
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How about this scene in the Atlanta airport as Ft. Benning trainees go home on Exodus:
TSA:"Walk on through son." PVT:"NO BRASS, NO AMMO, DRILL SERGEANT!!!!!!" |
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