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Posted: 9/9/2010 7:22:11 AM EDT
ok so you go into the quasi private stall at work with 3" gaps around all the seams and the stall to your left and right are occupied. Do you go covert ops and try to get in and get out without being noticed or do you stay and enjoy your break It seems like your racing against someone to get out before somone else comes in. I hate pooping at work
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:22:46 AM EDT

poop thread
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:23:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:25:45 AM EDT
I take my time and play a few rounds of a game on my phone to make sure.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:26:35 AM EDT
I use a quiet restroom by our HR department (cause it's all women). It must be a few people's 'pooping' restroom cause there is always a paper/sports page in the last stall. In 3 years of working at this campus, never once have I been interrupted.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:28:22 AM EDT
I try to see if I can be the most comfortable.

I also enjoy it when somebody else is so anxious about somebody else being in there that they can't crap, or piss.

My sadistic side.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:29:11 AM EDT
I relax. I don't want to blow out an O-ring.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:30:42 AM EDT
Private bathroom in my field office. I do as my bowels dictate.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:30:59 AM EDT
What's really fun is letting it all loose when some A-hole comes in the can talking on his phone.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:33:44 AM EDT
private bathroom.....but at other jobs.....who cares...take your time.....hell have a conversation....whatever.

on the other hand....unless I'm almost to the point of popping.....it's hard for me to piss with someone standing right beside me.....just bashful I suppose.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:34:32 AM EDT
yea dopes on cells
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:36:21 AM EDT
Nope, nice private bathrooms in my office.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:36:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NAM:
What's really fun is letting it all loose when some A-hole comes in the can talking on his phone.

"Oh yeah, that meeting is at 10" *Rumble rumble * "Ohhhh god!" Courtesy flush*
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 7:53:54 AM EDT
I own the company, so it's not an issue anymore...and my job before that didn't involve office/factory work, most of us had our own assigned vehicles...

BUT, I worked for a short time in the office at a factory when I first graduated college. We called it "shitting on the clock" back then (all puns intended...)

We had one "supervisor" who would come in each morning carrying his newspaper, then CLOCK-IN, and then head straight for the office crappier and stay in there for 45 minutes to an hour before coming out and going to work. (NOT one of the shop toilets...but one of the office toilets that were maintained daily in case customers came by. The shop toilets were disgusting...)

I was assigned by upper management to clock him out whenever I saw it happen. Nearly caused a fist fight in my office one day and I had to write him up an official employee reprimand. He was told to "take his business..." BEFORE clocking-in or do it on his own breaks like the rest of production personnel.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:06:41 AM EDT
Try tapping your foot while in the stall. It will calm you down.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:07:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2010 8:07:57 AM EDT by DStrokes]
Do you check the size of your turd before you flush?

No, I don't "Race". Pace is key
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:12:47 AM EDT
We get idiots that go in there to talk on their cell phones. I usually wait till someone is on the phone and I let er rip
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:13:47 AM EDT
Ever since they installed motion sensor lights in the cans at work, I HAVE TO.
Link Posted: 9/9/2010 8:18:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By CWO:
Try tapping your foot while in the stall. It will calm you down.

Link Posted: 9/9/2010 9:14:45 AM EDT
I take my time, I either take a book to read or I play on my phone.
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