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Posted: 4/14/2006 12:29:14 PM EST
ive never owned a dog but i think ive heard a dog fart before, i have and have had multiple cats and have never ever heard a cat fart.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:29:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By 97guns:
ive never owned a dog but i think ive heard a dog fart before, i have and have had multiple cats and have never ever heard a cat fart.





Well you're just missing out, huh?
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:30:32 PM EST
I've known some dogs that could clear rooms.

My cat farted when he was a kitten. Not so much now.

I still blame him though.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:30:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By 97guns:
ive never owned a dog but i think ive heard a dog fart before, i have and have had multiple cats and have never ever heard a cat fart.



Cat Fart
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:31:01 PM EST
while i was in the bathroom brushing my teeth, my dog was already in there chillin like a villin, i hear a booooooooooooooop , iml ike wtf!! i smell it 5 seconds later, i had to run out. those farts smell soo bad
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:31:31 PM EST
Yes, even my desert tortoise farts.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:33:19 PM EST
My beagle does sometimes. Usually you dont hear it, just smell it, but she rips a good one now and then (scares her when she hears it, starts looking around at her butt like WTF )
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:33:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By tpliquid:
while i was in the bathroom brushing my teeth, my dog was already in there chillin like a villin, i hear a booooooooooooooop , iml ike wtf!! i smell it 5 seconds later, i had to run out. those farts smell soo bad




Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:33:57 PM EST
I've never heard a dog fart, but I've heard a pussy fart.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:34:13 PM EST
Ride a horse sometime.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:34:41 PM EST
Gizmo let's out the silent bombs.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:38:01 PM EST
my ferret farts... no lie!
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:39:30 PM EST
Cattle farts too, that is one of the sources of air pollution that enviromentals
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:39:51 PM EST
Never been near a farm or the back end of a cow I suppose....

Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:39:59 PM EST
My ex-GFs one cat would fart when it ate certain things. I haven't noticed my cat fart. SHEISLEGENDs dog farts fairly often. It's pretty vile.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:40:11 PM EST
My english pointer drops ass like an old man. He'll wake up from a nap, stretch out and while stretching his back legs out, boooop. All the time....
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:40:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By warlord:
Cattle farts too, that is one of the sources of air pollution that enviromentals



What are you doing to help the environment?
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:40:52 PM EST
When I had my dog (Akita) she would just let go every now and then and it was foul. the dog also had the same look on her face as many guys do when they let out a SBD fart, a combination of ahhh and heh heh gotcha.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:41:55 PM EST
Been hunting many times with retrievers and yes they can pass some wicked gas and are not shy about it.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:42:23 PM EST
my recently decease pug farted (quitely of course), but they were some of the foulest smelling farts ever.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:42:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Ride a horse sometime.



+1
They make a good noise

-Foxxz
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:43:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By Foxxz:

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Ride a horse sometime.



+1
They make a good noise

-Foxxz



Experienced that riding a horse-and-carriage ride in NYC, bad juju (And no, you don't get a refund when that happens)
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:53:12 PM EST
We owned a kitten that had gas so smelly, we named him "Chemical Ali".
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:56:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By capnrob97:

Originally Posted By Foxxz:

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Ride a horse sometime.



+1
They make a good noise

-Foxxz



Experienced that riding a horse-and-carriage ride in NYC, bad juju (And no, you don't get a refund when that happens)



[joke]Like the time president Bush was on a state visit to England riding in a horse drawn cart with the Queen and the horse cut loose with a good one. The Queen immediately apologized to the president for such a ghastly breech in protocol. President Bush being the Texan that he is said "that's OK your heighness, I thought it was the horse."[/joke]
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:01:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By warlord:
Cattle farts too, that is one of the sources of air pollution that enviromentals



news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3005740.stm
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:04:32 PM EST
Bovine tooting is the major cause of green house gases. They fart, we die!
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:04:56 PM EST
My German shepard farts all the fucking time
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:10:54 PM EST
My mom had a shitzu and that little thing was a WMD.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:12:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
My mom had a shitzu and that little thing was a WMD.



The breed name should have been your first clue.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:17:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:
My German shepard farts all the fucking time



My GSD farts from time to time and also burps. He seems proud of the burps.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:35:24 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/14/2006 1:36:17 PM EST by TacticalMan]

Originally Posted By warlord:
Cattle farts too, that is one of the sources of air pollution that enviromentals



Reminds me of when I was a kid and we kept cattle. They would get up in the morning and stretch out like a dog. They'd crack their vertebrae and fart like an accordian!

Then the bulls would walk over to a heifer and sniff her ass while she peed!


Cows have a really weird sense of humor.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:41:10 PM EST
I have a Golden that will fart and burp with the best of them...girlfriend is the same way.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:48:38 PM EST
I had a cat that could clear the room after it ate a couple slugs.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:49:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:50:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By petagunner:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By warlord:
Cattle farts too, that is one of the sources of air pollution that enviromentals



What are you doing to help the environment?



<ron white> I'm eating the cattle <ron white>



Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:51:17 PM EST
I wonder why dog farts smell so overhwhelmingly bad. I've never had the pleasure of smelling one, but a friend said the same thing about his old dog when she was pregnant.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:51:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/14/2006 1:52:48 PM EST by MT-Gun-Nut]

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By warlord:
Cattle farts too, that is one of the sources of air pollution that enviromentals



What are you doing to help the environment?



I eat the cow! *ron white*

Damn beat to it.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:55:04 PM EST
My dog farts like a drunken sailor
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:59:46 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:59:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By warlord:
Cattle farts too, that is one of the sources of air pollution that enviromentals



What are you doing to help the environment?



Eating a steak. That's one less cow to pollute the Earth!
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 2:02:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 2:02:37 PM EST
does a bear shit in the woods?
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 2:04:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By Alien:
I wonder why dog farts smell so overhwhelmingly bad. I've never had the pleasure of smelling one, but a friend said the same thing about his old dog when she was pregnant.



Take a long road trip with a dog and you will experience assaults to the nostrils you never imagined (don't ask how I know )
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 2:07:39 PM EST
I have a cat that farts if you startle it. It's like owning a squid. I make it a point to scare the cat when it is sitting on my wife's lap.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 2:08:41 PM EST
Is the pope Catholic?
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 2:11:09 PM EST
horses do it, BAD
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 2:11:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By warlord:
Cattle farts too, that is one of the sources of air pollution that enviromentals



What are you doing to help the environment?



eating cow
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 2:21:14 PM EST
I have a Jack Russell and if he drinks milk he lets some hilarious burps fly. He farts a lot too. Mostly squeakers when he jumps up or stretches. Some of his SBD's are vile, they smell like burnt skunk.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 2:22:49 PM EST
When I first started, I'd have to pull over and leave the car for a while, rolling all the windows down.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 2:22:54 PM EST
not only do they fart they usually stink really fucking bad
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 2:29:50 PM EST
Not only does my cat fart, he snores like an SOB.
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