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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/8/2005 2:26:32 PM EDT
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 2:27:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 2:27:57 PM EDT
Guts is going into a fight when you are scared.

Balls is when you look for a fight.

Link Posted: 8/8/2005 2:28:33 PM EDT
Bwhahahhahahahahha You're next fatty.
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 2:30:50 PM EDT
LMAO.....that's funny.
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 2:33:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Balls is when you look for a fight.

I believe that would be macho stupidity.

I consider "balls" to walk away from fighting someone that you have dreamt of knocking out their teeth.
[/morality lecture]
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 2:35:26 PM EDT
Gut is the stuff you string tennis rackets with. Balls are what you hit with the racket.
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 2:36:10 PM EDT
Your next fatty!

Those aren't balls they are church bells. Better duck somthins going to be flying.
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 2:39:03 PM EDT
eh.....the old lady failed to find the humor in the joke
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