Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Site Notices
Posted: 9/15/2004 10:32:09 AM EST
ran into a old girlfriend asked her if she wanted to grab a beer, Whoops shes married now boy did I feel like a ass.

I thought I hit is off with a girl in my class talked with he most of the period, asked her if she wanted to get something to drink. It wasn't a no I have to go her it was just a no thanks. Boy I was way off on that one, felt like even more of a ass.

at least there is some hope I am going to the beach with this girl saturday...
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:33:06 AM EST
Can't score if you don't try
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:33:28 AM EST
Doesn't hurt to ask. Remember "faint heart wins no fair maiden."
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:36:09 AM EST
They were lesbians.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:37:05 AM EST
Just remember, a restraining order is just another way of saying, "I Love You."
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:37:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By Jeepster:
They were lesbians.



pics?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:38:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By Jeepster:
They were lesbians.



thats really the only possible explanation.

I am just suprised at the getting denied for the coffee, I really have no clue what woman are thinking
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:40:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mak762:

Originally Posted By Jeepster:
They were lesbians.



thats really the only possible explanation.

I am just suprised at the getting denied for the coffee, I really have no clue what woman are thinking



Maybe you ought to put all that energy into paying attention during class?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:41:48 AM EST
Mak762 = proud graduate of the Lordtrader School of Pie-less Living

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:42:41 AM EST

2 strikes for me with college girls today



*I* have swung more than twice today. And I didn't miss, either. I'm still watching the left-fielder sprint to catch a pop fly. I think he's gonna miss.

You've got at least one more left, and the day isn't over.

Get back out there.


Wait for a good pitch.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:44:07 AM EST
You don't get what you don't ask for.

Better luck next time.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:45:08 AM EST
make sure you go for the ones with tattoos on their lower back. most everyone here says thats a guarantee of putting out
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:47:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mak762:
ran into a old girlfriend asked her if she wanted to grab a beer, Whoops shes married now boy did I feel like a ass.

I thought I hit is off with a girl in my class talked with he most of the period, asked her if she wanted to get something to drink. It wasn't a no I have to go her it was just a no thanks. Boy I was way off on that one, felt like even more of a ass.

at least there is some hope I am going to the beach with this girl saturday...



Old girlfriend? She already new what you were packing, huh?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:48:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
make sure you go for the ones with tattoos on their lower back. most everyone here says thats a guarantee of putting out



tongue ring spotted 10 o'clock!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:55:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/15/2004 10:55:24 AM EST by Ghostchild]

Originally Posted By hielo:

Originally Posted By Mak762:

Originally Posted By Jeepster:
They were lesbians.



thats really the only possible explanation.

I am just suprised at the getting denied for the coffee, I really have no clue what woman are thinking



Maybe you ought to put all that energy into paying attention during class?




HAHAAHHAHHA

good one hielo.


study... college, why?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:56:12 AM EST
If you fire off enough shots, you are bound to hit something...
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:00:39 AM EST
Hey, my grandma set me up with the chick I'm going out with right now.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:04:41 AM EST
good time to reinforce... "ya can't win if you don't play"
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:05:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/15/2004 11:06:45 AM EST by Happyshooter]
If you strike out 90% of the time that means you need to ask 10 girls a day.

Math, your friend.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:07:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By Happyshooter:
If you strike out 90% of the time that means you need to ask 10 girls a day.

Math, your friend.




Hmmm, never looked at it that way.


So there IS hope?

- BG
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:16:43 AM EST
No means yes..........right?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 3:06:26 PM EST
post a pic of yourself
we'll tell you what's wrong

Justakiddin'
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 3:17:02 PM EST
You can't knock yourself. They just don't know what they are missing. Or MAYBE they do.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 3:17:22 PM EST
a wise man once told me, "with each attempt, my odds increase."

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:47:46 PM EST
Sniff your pits. Maybe you need a shower?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:50:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:
Mak762 = proud graduate of the Lordtrader School of Pie-less Living




Bringing the wrong ladder to the class.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:55:14 PM EST
Where do you go to school? Big state school, little private school?

At SMSU the pussy chasing is only slightly less sporting than deer baiting/spotlighting. Numbers my friend, the more chicks, the more sluts. The more you ask, the more you will get.

Drink like an animal,
screw all the women,
party til the doctor comes!

Thats our toast, but we do it in German! Party on!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 5:36:14 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 5:41:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/15/2004 5:43:11 PM EST by 338winmag]
I think the reason these 2 girls were not interested is because someone else stuffed it in their pooper last night, and they had to get home to see if the pics had been posted yet.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 6:32:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By 338winmag:
I think the reason these 2 girls were not interested is because someone else stuffed it in their pooper last night, and they had to get home to see if the pics had been posted yet.



Now thats just mean, kinda funny, but mean.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 6:37:40 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 5:50:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By iNuhBaDNayburhood:

Originally Posted By hielo:

Originally Posted By Mak762:

Originally Posted By Jeepster:
They were lesbians.



thats really the only possible explanation.

I am just suprised at the getting denied for the coffee, I really have no clue what woman are thinking



Maybe you ought to put all that energy into paying attention during class?



DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!

Most girls I know have told me MANY times that guys will try to flirt/talk to them through a whole lecture... They then tell me about how much it pisses them off because they're trying to learn while someone's trying to get into her pants! They also say that when someone pays so little attention in their classes, it also shows them that they likely will pay little attention to their future careers, and their future long-term relationships...

It's NOT a good thing to talk through a whole lecture. A few comments near the start or end of a lecture, but not more than that. Save the talking for AFTER class when passing to a new class or something. Keep a pen ready to write down a phone number if you get one.

Nice try there, but it seems like you tried too hard. Just relax, be smooth, and have confidence (and use a cologne other than Hoppes #9; I suggest Cool Water or something from Armani)!!!



Dont worry I know what you are talking about, The only reason we were BS'ing is the teacher was really late so there was nothing to do. She started the conversation so I don't think I was bothering her??
Top Top