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Posted: 3/26/2006 6:48:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/26/2006 6:51:08 AM EDT by FullOfBadIdeas]
I was always told a cock roache could survive a nuclear bomb. That is amazing heat that comes out of one of those. I was at my friends house one time like 4 years ago and we stuck a roach in a microwave and it lasted like two seconds then exploded.
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[Last Edit: 3/26/2006 6:51:41 AM EDT by Greenhorn]
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Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:52:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FullOfBadIdeas:
I was always told a cock roache could survive a nuclear bomb. That is amazing heat that comes out of one of those. I was at my friends house one time like 4 years ago and we stuck a roach in a micro wave and it lasted like two seconds then exploded.



I microwaved one one time........

Are you sure that is what happened?
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:52:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:54:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:

Originally Posted By FullOfBadIdeas:
I was always told a cock roache could survive a nuclear bomb. That is amazing heat that comes out of one of those. I was at my friends house one time like 4 years ago and we stuck a roach in a micro wave and it lasted like two seconds then exploded.



I microwaved one one time........

Are you sure that is what happened?



I think it could of been 5 seconds. If you stick a raw egg in the shell in a microwave it explodes as well.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:55:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FullOfBadIdeas:
I was always told a cock roache could survive a nuclear bomb. That is amazing heat that comes out of one of those. I was at my friends house one time like 4 years ago and we stuck a roach in a microwave and it lasted like two seconds then exploded.



In all seriousness, depending on the type and amount of radiation, I'm sure a cockroach could survive better than homo sapiens. But give them enough radiation and even they will start to glow.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:55:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FullOfBadIdeas:



So you agree?
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:55:11 AM EDT
Preschool has spring break now...?!!
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 6:57:53 AM EDT
I don't think anything is going to survive ground zero. I think they would survive the fallout better than we would.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:02:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Noname:
Preschool has spring break now...?!!



No shit. They just keep getting worse and worse...
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:03:04 AM EDT
I stepped on one once and it exploded.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:18:36 AM EDT
Ummm.....though roaches and scorpions can survive severe exremes they would not be able to survive the MEGA INTENSE Ground Zero and Near Ground Zero effects of a nuclear detonation....however, fallout and such would be far less harmful to them than us.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:20:49 AM EDT
Dude.....words just fail me right now......

Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:23:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:

Originally Posted By FullOfBadIdeas:



So you agree?



Yes this was a stupid idea.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:23:19 AM EDT
Cock Roaches?

Try spraying your underwear with a shot of Black Flag.
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Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:38:19 AM EDT
I heard this many years ago.

We tried it. I was at a buddies house and a roach was already in the microwave.

We could NOT kill the roach with a lot of time.

It has been too long ago for me to remember EXACTLY how long........but 1 minute comes to mind.

Amazing but true.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:39:42 AM EDT
i don't know about roaches, but it looks like we need some troll spray on the board.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:42:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gus:
i don't know about roaches, but it looks like we need some troll spray on the board.




Group BUY!
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:45:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:
I heard this many years ago.

We tried it. I was at a buddies house and a roach was already in the microwave.

We could NOT kill the roach with a lot of time.

It has been too long ago for me to remember EXACTLY how long........but 1 minute comes to mind.

Amazing but true.



It takes 1 minute to cook 5 chicken nugs.

What the fuck is a troll I don't live under a fucking bridge three sheep don't come over. The last one doesn't kick my ass. What the fuck are you talking about.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:50:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FullOfBadIdeas:
It takes 1 minute to cook 5 chicken nugs.

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One topic I am not going to argue is microwaving roaches.

Enjoy your stay.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 3:29:49 PM EDT
Two questions:

1. Who gets to clean up the exploded roach in the microwave?

2. Who wants to cook in a microwave that had a roach explode in it?


No Expert
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 3:33:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 3:36:39 PM EDT
Dont forget about the Tweeknies, they will survive to.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 3:37:16 PM EDT

Who are you dude?

Cock "roaches"
Chicken "nugs"

What's next?
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 3:37:31 PM EDT
I heard that a cockie can survive with out its head, at least until it starves to death
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 4:12:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FullOfBadIdeas:

It takes 1 minute to cook 5 chicken nugs.

What the fuck is a troll I don't live under a fucking bridge three sheep don't come over. The last one doesn't kick my ass. What the fuck are you talking about.



WHAAAT!!
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 4:13:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By azhammer:

Originally Posted By FullOfBadIdeas:

It takes 1 minute to cook 5 chicken nugs.

What the fuck is a troll I don't live under a fucking bridge three sheep don't come over. The last one doesn't kick my ass. What the fuck are you talking about.



WHAAAT!!



Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:15:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By No_Expert:
Two questions:

1. Who gets to clean up the exploded roach in the microwave?

2. Who wants to cook in a microwave that had a roach explode in it?


No Expert



We threw out the microwave I wasn't going to do it in a new one. It was a older microwave and my friend just got a new one. Look maybe I should explain something I am really fucking stupid. I'm just not that stupid.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:17:11 PM EDT
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The only thing left after the big bomb showdown will be cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:20:41 PM EDT
"Cock" roaches? Sounds like something you'd get from porking Paris Hilton.
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:25:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
"Cock" roaches? Sounds like something you'd get from porking Paris Hilton.



Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:32:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FullOfBadIdeas:
I was always told a cock roache could survive a nuclear bomb. That is amazing heat that comes out of one of those. I was at my friends house one time like 4 years ago and we stuck a roach in a microwave and it lasted like two seconds then exploded.



We heard you smoke poles but dam, Cock Roches????
Is this a joint roach that looks like a cock?
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:34:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Outsider_10fp:

Originally Posted By FullOfBadIdeas:
I was always told a cock roache could survive a nuclear bomb. That is amazing heat that comes out of one of those. I was at my friends house one time like 4 years ago and we stuck a roach in a microwave and it lasted like two seconds then exploded.



We heard you smoke poles but dam, Cock Roches????
Is this a joint roach that looks like a cock?



Thats right!
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:43:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/26/2006 7:56:59 PM EDT
When I was in HS there was always hundreds of them. you would walk into the bathroom, flip on the lights and they would run. you would always try to squish as many as you could to see who could get the most. I live in a little hick town- can ya tell?
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