I heard there's a ferocious monster that lurks in the desert. Nomads from south of the border call him "El Diablo Blanco".
Around their campfires at night they whisper of a vile beast that kidnaps Mexicans and forces them to go work on construction sites. Then after they work all day he forces them drink tequila and drive around ignoring roadsigns they can't read and running over people even though the poor Mexicans don't want to. He also shoots welfare applications out of his fingertips and if the unfortunate victim isn't quick he can be covered up by them and smothered to death.
Worst of all, El Diablo Blanco kidnaps little Mexican kids and forces them to go to an evil place called "school" where they put "things" in the childrens' heads.. Only the craftiest, smartest, and luckiest of children can "drop out" or "escape" from these vile places.
The evil El Diablo Blanco is not alone as he commands a horde of evil minions called "El Diablo Taxpayers" who he sends forth to also do his evil bidding in the dead of night. Their activities are to ghastly to be spoken aloud. It is rumored that they round up unwilling Mexicans and force them to go en masse to an awful place called the "Emergency Room" where, completely against the wishes of the nomads, they are forced to undergo cruel "free medical care" whereby the nomad is cleansed of disease completely against their will.
It is said that the wailing and lamentation emanating from these places is bone chilling.
Oh: he shoots fire out of his eyes and eats puppies, too.