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Posted: 10/18/2001 4:29:06 PM EDT
my bolgna has a first name, its L-A-R-G-E excuse me, are you from tennesse? because you are the only ten i see! [bounce] [beer] [bounce]
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 4:30:15 PM EDT
Is that an F150?
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 4:30:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/18/2001 4:25:03 PM EDT by I_Luv_Carrots]
Do you got a keg in yo' back pocket, cuz i'd like to tap that ass...
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 4:30:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2001 4:45:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/18/2001 4:39:46 PM EDT by kindstranger]
If you'll come back to my place, I'll show you my Bushmaster.
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 4:45:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By shotar: "Hey you come here". But then I got the looks to back it up.
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You look like a male chauvinist? [;)] J/K
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 4:45:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/18/2001 5:03:45 PM EDT by Colt45_Man]
"How about some recreational, non-committal sex?", I would ask. "What is that?", they would ask in return. "It means you f**k me tonight and tomorrow act like you don't know me!". 2 for 2 with that one. Cheers! [beer]
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 4:46:13 PM EDT
Hi, my name is milk, I'll do your body good.
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 4:49:37 PM EDT
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Another favorite...never used it: "Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven !""
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 4:52:32 PM EDT
Another one I used, made it up on the spot, and swear to god it worked. Used it on a cocktail (no pun intended) waitress at a Ramada Inn in Bath, NY.......... "Hi, I'm an engineer for NASA..you know that space shuttle thing, yeah, that was my idea." Cheers!! [beer]
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 5:02:31 PM EDT
Offhand comment to woman (of course): "Oral sex? Much better to give than receive."
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 5:16:10 PM EDT
HI I'm SteyrAUG from AR-15.com. It don't have to work, I'm married. But fun to use it anyway.
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 5:23:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 5:25:45 PM EDT
its my birthday...hows about a kiss...(sticking out your cheek)then its all coordination and redirection![o:)]
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 5:35:03 PM EDT
"Well, it's not like it's gonna suck itself..."
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 5:38:02 PM EDT
A few of my faves..... "Hey, don't I know you from the bus?" "My mom has that same dress" "What say ya lower your standards and let me buy you a drink?"
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 5:42:55 PM EDT
This is something that has worked for me, not always, but it has contributed to some real memorable evenings. " Hi. You know, my dad taught me that every woman is beautiful in her own special way, but that if I was lucky, I would find that [i] one [/i] special someone that has a smile that can brighten the room and eyes that would take my breath away... (pause and give a sheepish smile)... So, you wanna suck my dick here or in the parking lot?"
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 5:46:58 PM EDT
Hi, I find you very attractive.
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 5:51:09 PM EDT
Sure fire: "Nice shoes, wanna ***k?"
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 5:54:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Happyshooter: Hi, I find you very attractive.
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In ebonics that would be........ "Yo Bitch..you's superfly, let's me back up to your bumper and spank that monkey!"
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 5:58:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/18/2001 5:53:40 PM EDT by Happyshooter]
First time I ever scored with a woman (american) in the same night I met her I used the 'line' above. I had been in the service in boot, MOS school, or overseas for over 3 years after high school (HS= having to do this and that first), so being able to go from zero to full speed in one night with a US girl was a surprise...that line worked great time after time. In college the line didn't work as well, 'I am studing for the LSAT' worked better. Then I met my now wife on the internet, so whatever there... (don't marry a woman who'll sleep with you on the first date, all my friends that did are no longer married.)
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 6:03:20 PM EDT
"Yo bitch, get nude".
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 6:10:14 PM EDT
...can I kiss your belly button ...from the inside?...
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 6:15:02 PM EDT
Hey baby, I have a new roll of duct tape and a 5 pound can of Crisco, what say we go back to my place!
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 6:37:01 PM EDT
is your dady a theif? then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes?
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 6:38:55 PM EDT
mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word edible.
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 6:40:17 PM EDT
thats a nice shirt your wearing, it would look nice on the floor next to my bed.
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 6:42:24 PM EDT
my face is leaving in 15 min. be on it......
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 6:43:08 PM EDT
excuse me, you look like you could use a good orgasm.....
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 6:45:49 PM EDT
you wanna get high?
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 6:49:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/18/2001 6:44:50 PM EDT by GodBlessTexas]
Originally Posted By Kingtorch: Sure fire: "Nice shoes, wanna ***k?"
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I have actually used that line, and it worked. Women who wear nice shoes do like them complimented, but I never expected that one to work. Normally I wouldn't have used it, but I was just shy of drunk. Then again, so was she. Some of you may remember the puke story, and this is the girl. Unfortunately, while she did have excellent taste in footwear, she was also crazier than a shithouse rat. God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 6:53:00 PM EDT
Damn bitch! I'd only kick you out of my bed to do you on the floor!
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 7:05:29 PM EDT
Corney, but they like it: "How does it feel to be the prettiest girl here"? "Tell me, do you ever get tired of being pretty"? "You get prettier, every time I see you" Or, if she's dunk and getting interested: "As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit"
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 8:00:28 PM EDT
I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 8:06:29 PM EDT
"...my name is Bond. James Bond." OR--- "...Hello. I'm a millionaire."
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 8:14:56 PM EDT
Damn I needed a good laugh tonight. Do these lines really work? I just have to say that if some of them did, I bet it made for some interesting conversations the next day with the buddies. Ya'll have too much time on your hands to think up all this stuff!!! [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 8:32:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DesertRider: This is something that has worked for me, not always, but it has contributed to some real memorable evenings. " Hi. You know, my dad taught me that every woman is beautiful in her own special way, but that if I was lucky, I would find that [i] one [/i] special someone that has a smile that can brighten the room and eyes that would take my breath away... (pause and give a sheepish smile)... So, you wanna suck my dick here or in the parking lot?"
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I'M LMFAO
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 8:35:45 PM EDT
"exscuse me but my wife has a headace are you availible." OR "i,m married" seams to work better. why is it when you get married you go from a 3 to a 8?
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 8:37:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/18/2001 8:31:36 PM EDT by Confederate]
Hi, I'm not very well hung but I can lick my eyebrows...[:D]
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 8:46:47 PM EDT
"Hey baby...you and me and a can of Spam."
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 8:57:20 PM EDT
Lean in and start looking for the tag on her shirt...when she asks what you are doing say: "Just checking to see if you were made in heaven" medcop
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 9:11:24 PM EDT
"I'd like to get something straight between us, but I don't want you to take seriously what I poke at you in fun..." Trust me - I have used this one worldwide with an EXCELLENT hit rate... (about 95%) FFZ
Link Posted: 10/19/2001 1:25:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2001 4:07:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/19/2001 4:02:02 AM EDT by entropy]
Originally Posted By BusMaster007: "...my name is Bond. James Bond."
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Heh, I tired this once, the answer was: "Off.... F*ck off"
Link Posted: 10/19/2001 4:39:41 AM EDT
i bet i could guess your weight if you sat on my face.
Link Posted: 10/19/2001 4:42:20 AM EDT
you are the reason men fall in love.....
Link Posted: 10/19/2001 4:43:58 AM EDT
just where do those legs of yours end..
Link Posted: 10/19/2001 4:45:04 AM EDT
Do I know you? thats not my kid is it?[:D]
Link Posted: 10/19/2001 4:45:08 AM EDT
you've got the whitest teeth i have ever came across
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