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Posted: 8/12/2005 8:46:38 PM EDT
AC/DC
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (1981)
Big Balls

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker



Link Posted: 8/13/2005 12:22:06 AM EDT
Aerosmith
Big Ten Inch Record - Toys In The Attic

got me the strangest woman
Believe it, this chick's no sinch
When i wanna get her goin'
Then i whip out my big ten inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night i tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
But she said now stop that jivin
Now whip out your big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 12:35:40 AM EDT
www.redpeters.com He has some good ones.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 12:37:44 AM EDT
Man...you got that right.

I LOVE that song.

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:08:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By helogene:
Aerosmith
Big Ten Inch Record - Toys In The Attic




"Big Ten Inch Record" is not an Aerosmith song. They just dusted it off and re-did it. Unfortunately few people know what it's refering to. (78 RPM records are 10" in diameter.) The song written by J. Weismantel and recorded in the 1940's by Bull Moose Jackson.

Double entendre songs have been around since songs have been recorded. Believe it or not, Little Richard's "Tooti-Fruiti" was one.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:13:44 AM EDT
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus



Nothing insinuated, it is what it is.....
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:17:57 AM EDT
Afternoon delight, she bop, my dingaling, there are many others......

Most are funny. But, the funniest part is when people don't realize what they are really talking about.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:19:45 AM EDT
Anything by Bloodhound Gang. Then again, their songs are pretty blatantly sexual...
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:38:20 AM EDT
Like JavaMan said, there are many. I'll vote for "Poison Ivy" by the Coasters.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:40:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Man...you got that right.

I LOVE that song.

Sgat1r5





you married to Sheryl Lynne McDonald? ahh never mind,,,,,just passin by
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:51:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 9:53:26 AM EDT
Goblin Girl by Frank Zappa
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:07:16 AM EDT
Puff the Magic Dragon.

Very funny part in meet the parents.

"Puff is just the little boy's dragon's name," Greg.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:11:21 AM EDT
ZZ Top, 'Pearl Necklace'

Steven
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:14:17 AM EDT
My Dad turned me on to a blues song from the '50s
I can't think of the name of the band
the song was about losing a women
her name was Kay
the corus of the song went
"if you see Kay, Please tel her that I miss her"

good stuff!
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:16:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By subjectofcalifornia:
My Dad turned me on to a blues song from the '50s
I can't think of the name of the band
the song was about losing a women
her name was Kay
the corus of the song went
"if you see Kay, Please tel her that I miss her"

good stuff!



Am I Just think or am I missing the double entendre?
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:17:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Paul:
Lucy in the Skys with Diamonds?


That was actually a crayon drawing that Julian Lennon did as a boy. When asked by John what it was he replyed "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:18:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:

Originally Posted By subjectofcalifornia:
My Dad turned me on to a blues song from the '50s
I can't think of the name of the band
the song was about losing a women
her name was Kay
the corus of the song went
"if you see Kay, Please tel her that I miss her"

good stuff!



Am I Just think or am I missing the double entendre?



methinks the subject of kalifornia doesnt understand what double entendre means
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:25:22 AM EDT
The Lords of Acid always had pretty blunt and quite crude song lyrics.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:26:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 67Steven:
ZZ Top, 'Pearl Necklace'

Steven



ZZ Top has a couple like that....though I am still suprised they got away with airplay on that one.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:26:51 AM EDT
FEAR - Beef Bologna
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:32:17 AM EDT
Whip it - Devo
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:33:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:

Originally Posted By subjectofcalifornia:
My Dad turned me on to a blues song from the '50s
I can't think of the name of the band
the song was about losing a women
her name was Kay
the corus of the song went
"if you see Kay, Please tel her that I miss her"

good stuff!



Am I Just think or am I missing the double entendre?



methinks the subject of kalifornia doesnt understand what double entendre means




iF yoU see (C) Kay I think this is what he was going for. Maybe??

Steven
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:33:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SevilNecrophile:
Anything by Bloodhound Gang. Then again, their songs are pretty blatantly sexual...




Artist: Bloodhound Gang
Song : Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Lyrics :

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:04:01 PM EDT
'67 steves understands
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:20:54 PM EDT
+1 for "I touch myself" (hehe... Christina Amphlett in velvet mindress )

(BTW - do yourself a favor - DO NOT Google her nowdays... at least not if you want to remember her as the delicious little f*ckbunny of your dreams. She's aged, and nowhere near as lustworthily as Raquel Welch.

+1 for "Pearl Necklace" as well.

Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:30:16 PM EDT
I wanna kiss her but... she won't let me
I wanner whisper sweet nothings in herrear
I wanna hold her behind closed doors and more
I wanna kiss her butt she won't let me.

Dr. D lives!
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 10:34:20 PM EDT
Lords of Acid - Rough Sex

Love, Love is the answer
Wooho - Ooho (x4)

When I think about Love
I don't think about a Bright Moon
Twinkling Stars
Red Wine
Silent Whispers
Holding Hands
Secret Loveletters
I think about Pure Sex, Deep Sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex

Love, Love is the answer
Wooho - Ooho (x4)

When i think about Love
I don't think about candlelights
Red Roses
Wedding Bells
Moonlight Serenades
Warm Summer Nights
I think about Pure sex, Deep Sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex

Love, Love is the answer
Wooho - Ooho (x4)

When I think about Love
I don't think about a bright Moon
Twinkling Stars
Red Wine
Silent Whispers
Holding Hands
Secret Loveletters
Candlelights
Red Roses
Wedding Bells
Moonlight Serenades
Warm Summer Nights
A table for Two
I think about Pure sex, Deep sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 11:25:58 PM EDT
Some here are missing it. Two meanings, not just euphemisms.
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