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Posted: 2/14/2006 1:04:34 PM EDT
"your problems cured with a dollar bill,
and if it won't i know a flee collar will"

lots of other classics. damn those are some raunchy songs.
i got 6 etc.

so if your a fan what's your favorite lyric?
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:05:53 PM EDT
There's a lot of nice girls out there.

Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:08:12 PM EDT
From Afterburner



When I woke up this morning
I was feeling mighty good.
My baby understood had to do what she should
lying near a pile of wood.
Laying it on some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.

I was lying there thinking 'bout basketball
trying not to lose my mind
my baby came to help and I let out a yell,
she grabbed me from behind.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.

Beauty queens fall in trances,
debutantes lose their furs.
But it felt so good from where they stood,
they were working on a pile of wood.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.



ZZ Rocks. Love most of their lyrics.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:12:21 PM EDT
"She got them ther legs, and she be knowin how to use dem"
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:16:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:24:07 PM EDT
Tube Steak (I mean Snake) Boogie
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:25:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
There's a lot of nice girls out there.




That made me spew Diet Coke....Damnit.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:27:04 PM EDT
LaGrange

Just let me know if you wanna go
to that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:27:34 PM EDT
I got a girl, lives on a hill
She won't do it but her sister will
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:27:38 PM EDT
I vote for all lyrics from all songs from...

"Eliminator" on down.

Everything past Eliminator were friggin' crap and embarassing.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:32:50 PM EDT

Spied a little thing and I followed her all night
In a funky fine levis and her sweater's kind of tight

Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:33:06 PM EDT
I am the one who can take the Heat,
the one they all say "just can't be beat",
I'll shoot it to you straight,
and look you in the eye.
Just gimme one more minute,
and I'll tell you why...
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:40:39 PM EDT
"She wore a pearl necklace"
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:47:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TexasEd:
"She wore a pearl necklace"



Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:47:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TexasEd:
"She wore a pearl necklace"



Not quite right, here it is:


Pearl necklace

She’s really upset with me again,
I didn’t give her what she likes.
I don’t know what to tell her,
Don’t know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.

She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She gets a charge out of bein’ so weird,
Digs gettin’ downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.

She was gettin’ bombed,
And I was gettin’ blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She’s so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And that’s not jewelry she’s talkin’about, [see notes]
It really don’t cost that much.

She was gettin’ bombed,
And I was gettin’ blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:55:35 PM EDT
When you're driving down the highway at night,
and you're feeling that Wild Turkey's bite.

Don't give Johnny Walker a ride,
'cause Jack Black, is right by your side.

You might get taken to the jailhouse and find,
you've been arrested for driving while blind.



Man...that goes way back. Driving around in a big block Chevy Cheyenne
pick up, drinking beer, jumping railroad tracks...

How quickly time slips away.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:57:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By npd233:

Originally Posted By TexasEd:
"She wore a pearl necklace"



Not quite right, here it is:


Pearl necklace

She’s really upset with me again,
I didn’t give her what she likes.
I don’t know what to tell her,
Don’t know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.

She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She gets a charge out of bein’ so weird,
Digs gettin’ downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.

She was gettin’ bombed,
And I was gettin’ blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She’s so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And that’s not jewelry she’s talkin’about, [see notes]
It really don’t cost that much.

She was gettin’ bombed,
And I was gettin’ blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.



I find this thread offensive......And very funny :)
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:00:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By npd233:

Originally Posted By TexasEd:
"She wore a pearl necklace"



Not quite right, here it is:


....She wanna pearl necklace.



I find this thread offensive......And very funny :)



Oh well...I still like my version better
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 5:53:28 PM EDT
Aw, let's drive this ol' Chrysler to Mexico, boys...

She's hot as a pepper
but smooth as a Mexican brew
So head for the border
and put in an order or two
The Mexican Blackbird
will be there, waitin' for you...


Link Posted: 2/14/2006 6:47:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/14/2006 6:48:05 PM EDT by Ralph]
Cruising' down the highway in a new Cadlliac,
I had a fine, foxy nun, I had 3 more in the back,
They're sportin' short dresses, wearing high heeled shoes,
They're smokin lucky strikes, and wearin nylons too....

Who could forget lyrics like that?
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 7:25:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ralph:
Cruising' down the highway in a new Cadlliac,
I had a fine, foxy nun fox in front, I had 3 more in the back,
They're sportin' short dresses, wearing high heeled shoes,
They're smokin lucky strikes, and wearin nylons too....

Who could forget lyrics like that?



Apparently, anyone who didn't hear them correctly in the first place!

Tall Shadow
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 10:16:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 10:21:40 PM EDT
I just got paid today
got me a pocket full of change...
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 10:27:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 10:32:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 10:32:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ChunkyLover53:
I just got paid today
got me a pocket full of change...



When the hound dog barks in the black of the night
Stick my hand in my pocket, and it feels allright...
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 10:59:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 11:07:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 11:08:52 PM EDT
Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.
Well now, Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.
Yeah, yeah.
Workin' from one end to the other and all points in between.

Took a jump through Mississippi, well, muddy water turned to wine.
Took a jump through Mississippi, muddy water turned to wine.
Yeah, yeah.
Then out to California through the forests and the pines.
Ah, take me with you, Jesus.

You might not see him in person but he'll see you just the same.
You might not see him in person but he'll see you just the same.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't have to worry 'cause takin' care of business is his name.

Link Posted: 2/14/2006 11:24:55 PM EDT
The entire "Legs" song.

_________________________



Link Posted: 2/14/2006 11:39:11 PM EDT
Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers

If you see me walkin' down the line
with my fav'rite honky tonk in mind,
well, I'll be here around suppertime
with my can of dinner and a bunch of fine.

Beer drinkers and hell raisers, yeah.
Uh-huh-huh, baby, don't you wanna come with me?

The crowd gets loud when the band gets right,
steel guitar cryin' through the night.
Yeah, try'n to cover up the corner fight
but ev'rything's cool 'cause they's just tight.

Beer drinkers and hell raisers, yeah.
Huh, baby, don't you wanna come with me?
Ah, play it boy.

The joint was jumpin' like a cat on hot tin.
Lord, I thought the floor was gonna give in.
Soundin' a lot like a House Congressional
'cause we're experimental and professional.

Beer drinkers, hell raisers, yeah.
Well, baby, don't you wanna come with me?

- Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill & Frank Beard
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 11:50:52 PM EDT
(Somebody Else Been) Shakin' Your Tree

Words and music by Billy Gibbons.

Well, I'm tryin', yes I'm tryin just to get a line on you
Where you been?
But I'm havin' trouble puttin' a find on you
I'm wearin' thin
Somebody else been shaking your tree.
Supposed to saving all that stuff for me.

You been hidin', yes your're hidin', you been stayin' out on me.
Sneakin' 'round.
Me and you ain't workin' out just like we oughta be.
You've got me down.
Somebody else been shaking your tree.
Supposed to be saving all that stuff for me.

I'm tired of foolin' around with you, and sittin' here alone.
It's on my mind.
I think it's time for me to find a new tree of my own.
It's plantin' time.
Anything you wanna do is cool with me.
I don't care who shakes your tree.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 4:33:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Colt_SBR:
The entire "Legs" song video.



Sorry, but it begged...
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:04:47 AM EDT
If you're down in Acuna and you ain't up to being alone
don't spend all your money on just any honey that's grown.
Go find the Mexican blackbird and send all your troubles back home.

They all call her her "puta" 'cause no one really knows her name.
She works the cantina, dancin' and a-lovin's her trade.
Her mama was Mez'can and her daddy was the ace of spades.

Oh, let's drive that old Chrysler down to Mexico, boy.
Said, keep your hands on the wheel there.
Oh, it sure is fine, ain't it?
Now, ya got it! Hand me another one of them brews from back there.
Oh, this is gonna be so good.

Mm, she's hot as a pepper but smooth as a Mexican brew.
So head for the border and put in an order or two.
The wings of the blackbird will spread like an eagle for you.

Oh, one more time,
can you roll me another Bull Durham, please?
Can't you do it with one hand, boy?

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:13:19 AM EDT
If I blow my top...
will you let it go to your head?

....wonder what they meant by that.....
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:31:32 AM EDT
I met a shiek from mozambique
Who led me to the congo.
He dreamed to go to mexico
And sample a burrito.

My tempature had risen again,
It must have been a hundred and ten.

Under the oaks I was telling some jokes
And thinkin’ I had it made-
Gettin’ on with the folks, havin’ some coke
And coolin’ off in the shade.

My tempature had risen again,
And it must have been a hundred and ten.

I took a boat that couldn’t float
To rio de janeiro.
So with my scuba I swam to cuba
Bur I’ll be gone tomorrow.

My tempature had risen again,
It must have been a hundred and ten.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:34:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.
Well now, Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.
Yeah, yeah.
Workin' from one end to the other and all points in between.

Took a jump through Mississippi, well, muddy water turned to wine.
Took a jump through Mississippi, muddy water turned to wine.
Yeah, yeah.
Then out to California through the forests and the pines.
Ah, take me with you, Jesus.

You might not see him in person but he'll see you just the same.
You might not see him in person but he'll see you just the same.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't have to worry 'cause takin' care of business is his name.




+1.

And nice JG52 shield.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:35:14 AM EDT

Velcro Fly

Hey, look at the hooks
on your pants makes you wanna dance.
I say yeah yeah,
I say yeah yeah.
There ain't never a catch, all you got to do is snatch,
do the velcro fly,
do the velcro fly.

You need just enough of that sticky stuff
to hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.
I say yeah yeah.
I say yeah yeah.
There ain't never a catch, all you got to do is snatch,
do the velcro fly,
do the velcro fly.

Well, it feels so right when you squeezed it tight,
when you reach the end do it over again.
I say yeah yeah.
I say yeah yeah.
There ain't never a catch, all you got to do is snatch,
do the velcro fly,
do the velcro fly.

- Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill & Frank Beard

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:42:37 AM EDT
1970's version "I said lord take me downtown, I'm just looking for some tush"
2006 version "I said lord take me downtown, I'm just looking for some pie"

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:45:06 AM EDT
Looking at all the replies, I have forgotten how many great old songs they made.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:51:14 AM EDT
Slip inside my sleeping bag..................
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 6:15:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Skibane:

Originally Posted By ChunkyLover53:
I just got paid today
got me a pocket full of change...hr


When the hound dog barks in the black of the night
Stick my hand in my pocket, and it feels allright...



Yeah baby!! headbang.gif
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 7:13:28 AM EDT
"...she might get out a night stick...and hurt me real, real bad...by the roadside, in the ditch."
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