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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:48:17 PM EDT
Just hangin' out...

Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:49:36 PM EDT
What in the hell is that???
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:49:38 PM EDT
DAYUM....... crotch crickets grow big in your area...
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:50:43 PM EDT
Oh snap.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:50:44 PM EDT
Burn the place, the fuck down.

Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:52:01 PM EDT
What happened with the one you missed.............................?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:54:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BuffLuver:
What in the fucking hell is that???


FIFY
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:54:29 PM EDT
OMG...look at the size of his hands.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:55:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kcolg30:
OMG...look at the size of his hands.

Yep they are small.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:56:06 PM EDT
Shoulda cut that bitch in half, then laughed at the two halves running around
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:56:18 PM EDT
KILL WITH FIRE!
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:56:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:58:46 PM EDT
That thar is one of them centerpeeeds.

They are good bugs. They eat silverfish and mites and stuff.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:58:58 PM EDT
Possum.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:59:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:59:29 PM EDT
Mag-dump, NOW!!!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 12:59:39 PM EDT
Cute dag.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:00:00 PM EDT
Toilet paper attendant?

Fuck that, I roll my own.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:00:54 PM EDT
you might want to take your possum to the vet he looks small
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:00:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:03:02 PM EDT
What country are you in and WTF is that thing? It looks stingy.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:06:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2011 1:07:44 PM EDT by ar-jedi]
Originally Posted By kcrad:
What country are you in and WTF is that thing? It looks stingy.

house centipedes can be found everywhere in the USA. they don't sting people. they are carnivores –– they eat other bugs like roaches, silverfish, termites, and ants. in general, if you have them it a good/bad thing. it's good because they are eating other pests; it's bad because it's an excellent indication that you have other pests which the house centipedes are eating.

OP –– by the way, there is no such thing as having "one" house centipede.

ar-jedi
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:06:53 PM EDT
My desire to smash would be offset by my realization I would need that paper later. I wold be torn, and it would be like mentally dividing by zero. I sincerely hope I never have to face this dilemma in real life.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:06:54 PM EDT
I grew up in WI and those fuckers still creep me out.

I've lived and worked in SE Asia, S. America, and other tropical places with giant creepy bugs but those giant MN centipede things turn me into a quivering little girl. (don't get any ideas you homo freaks out there in GD land).
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:06:59 PM EDT
Why do you have your toilet paper on what appears to be a paper towel holder, or do you have little rolls of paper?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:09:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ZedsDeadBaby:
That thar is one of them centerpeeeds.

They are good bugs. They eat silverfish and mites and stuff.

Not in my house they don't.

I have an exterminator come every three months whether I need it or not.

Everything is nuked from orbit. Sprays the fuck out of everything inside the house and outside.

I don't care if I get cancer and die from it. I don't ever want to see one of those goddamn centipedes again. I hate those motherfuckers with a passion. Fuck them in their little assholes you come in my house you are fucking DEAD, bitch. DEAD.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:10:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
My desire to smash would be offset by my realization I would need that paper later. I wold be torn, and it would be like mentally dividing by zero. I sincerely hope I never have to face this dilemma in real life.

Smash.

Set toilet paper roll on fire.

Wash ass in shower.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:12:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MonkeyFist:
Why do you have your toilet paper on what appears to be a paper towel holder, or do you have little rolls of paper?


If that was a paper towel roll I would have called in a JDAM strike right there.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 1:22:54 PM EDT


That is a house Centipede, and he is a fast mover! They eat other insects, and mouth parts are to small to bite humans. Not sure I'd test that out myself.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 3:30:28 PM EDT
Good thing you were sitting down when you say that thing
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 3:55:07 PM EDT
Those things move faster then you think.........i pissed myself when i touched one on the floor........i killed that fucker with a vengence......
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 3:56:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ZedsDeadBaby:
That thar is one of them centerpeeeds.

They are good bugs. They eat silverfish and mites and stuff.


Well then what the fuck eats centepedes?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 3:56:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BuffLuver:
What in the hell is that???


toilet tick
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 3:58:12 PM EDT
Snack...
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 3:58:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Nicco61:
Originally Posted By ZedsDeadBaby:
That thar is one of them centerpeeeds.

They are good bugs. They eat silverfish and mites and stuff.


Well then what the fuck eats centepedes?

My cats used to eat them –– before I raised hellfire and brimstone upon them using science and money and cancer causing chemicals.

ALL MUST DIE

Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:00:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By fiver:

Originally Posted By Nicco61:
Originally Posted By ZedsDeadBaby:
That thar is one of them centerpeeeds.

They are good bugs. They eat silverfish and mites and stuff.


Well then what the fuck eats centepedes?

My cats used to eat them –– before I raised hellfire and brimstone upon them using science and money and cancer causing chemicals.

ALL MUST DIE



Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:05:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By fiver:

Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
My desire to smash would be offset by my realization I would need that paper later. I wold be torn, and it would be like mentally dividing by zero. I sincerely hope I never have to face this dilemma in real life.

Smash.

Set toilet paper roll on fire.

Wash ass in shower.


Seems like a reasonable course of action.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:06:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2011 4:13:33 PM EDT by RaisedByWolves]

Originally Posted By Nicco61:
Originally Posted By ZedsDeadBaby:
That thar is one of them centerpeeeds.

They are good bugs. They eat silverfish and mites and stuff.


Well then what the fuck eats centepedes?

Cats.


I used to work in a place that consisted of 7 warehouses all connected together with nothing but tarp blocking off the sections we did not use.

It was full of these ugly fuckers and also.........Cats.

When we would show up for work everyone would be standing around in the parking lot and the last guy to show would have to go in and turn the lights on.


We had a dim ass flashlight and whoever the poor sob was that pulled in late had to go in there and walk/run/scramble to the switch box about 100' away.


Cats eyes glow.

Them evil little fuckers eyes glow.



The minute you opened the door and turned on the flashlight it looked like ground based fireworks scurring all over.

As soon as you hit the lights the sheer volume of skittering bugs could actually be heard.


I have nightmares about the place.

.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:06:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:09:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SteelTalon:
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/3115/surprisec.jpg

That is a house Centipede, and he is a fast mover! They eat other insects, and mouth parts are to small to bite humans. Not sure I'd test that out myself.


I bet he's not faster then a .45 +P and a whole can of old WD40 + Ligher!

Fuck. That.

Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:10:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MajorStumpDemon:
Originally Posted By fiver:

Originally Posted By Nicco61:
Originally Posted By ZedsDeadBaby:
That thar is one of them centerpeeeds.

They are good bugs. They eat silverfish and mites and stuff.


Well then what the fuck eats centepedes?

My cats used to eat them –– before I raised hellfire and brimstone upon them using science and money and cancer causing chemicals.

ALL MUST DIE


http://www.hauntersdepot.com/2007NEWTEMPLATES/MiscellaneousStuff/GiantCentipede.jpg


OMG YOU DESERVE PAIN

That is fucked up, real or not!
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:12:34 PM EDT
Was about to pour a margarita last night, got a fresh glass..........had two of those things in the bottom.

That one looked so similar I did a double take at what state OP is from....yep, same locale.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:12:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Nicco61:
Originally Posted By ZedsDeadBaby:
That thar is one of them centerpeeeds.

They are good bugs. They eat silverfish and mites and stuff.


Well then what the fuck eats centepedes?


Chickens. Unleash the cock in your house. You might want a bunch of cocks hanging around your house.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:13:15 PM EDT
Holy fuck... I'd be shuffling away, pants around my ankles, at top speed... crying like a little girl.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:13:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cole99:
Originally Posted By MajorStumpDemon:
Originally Posted By fiver:

Originally Posted By Nicco61:
Originally Posted By ZedsDeadBaby:
That thar is one of them centerpeeeds.

They are good bugs. They eat silverfish and mites and stuff.


Well then what the fuck eats centepedes?

My cats used to eat them –– before I raised hellfire and brimstone upon them using science and money and cancer causing chemicals.

ALL MUST DIE


http://www.hauntersdepot.com/2007NEWTEMPLATES/MiscellaneousStuff/GiantCentipede.jpg


OMG YOU DESERVE PAIN

That is fucked up, real or not!


There was one that big on the Terra Nova premier.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:32:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By runcible:
Holy fuck... I'd be shuffling away, pants around my ankles, at top speed... crying like a little girl.

Have we met?
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:42:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
My desire to smash would be offset by my realization I would need that paper later. I wold be torn, and it would be like mentally dividing by zero. I sincerely hope I never have to face this dilemma in real life.


you have sleeves on your shirt dont you? so no real dilemma....adapt and overcome ...

Link Posted: 10/1/2011 4:44:02 PM EDT
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