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Posted: 9/17/2005 9:31:12 AM EDT
Well my wife just left for a batchleorette party in vegas for the weekend and to be honest im knida pissed. I told her to be good and have fun which im sure she will. but the question i have is how would you guys feel about your wife? I trust her and I know she wont fuck/suck anyone but everyone knows what chicks (all 10 years younger then my wife and single)do in vegas in a group of chicks. stippers I could give a shit, but you know they are going to act like little sluts, not actually doing anything but walking the walk and talking the talk.
Yeah i went to the batchelor party last weekend in vegas but everyone know what guys do there. they goto a strip joint where you cant touch anything then you get shitfaced and pass out.
Every single group of chicks we saw were acting like complete sluts, it was kinda gross seeing all the sluts with weding rings going up to random guys and asking them for their underwear or getting a kiss from a random guy and other stupid batchelorette party "games"
what do you think?
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 9:34:01 AM EDT
Go type in cheaters and strippers in mozilla. Get back to me
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 9:34:59 AM EDT
Don't kiss her til she gargles with some antiseptic.


Link Posted: 9/17/2005 9:35:05 AM EDT
Oh my god! Was that your wife in the . . . . Oh, shit, I am soooo sorry, man!
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 9:36:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 9:39:02 AM EDT by arowneragain]
edit:

You probably read it before the edit.

That was a bit cold of me - sorry, man.



Link Posted: 9/17/2005 9:37:27 AM EDT
Wrap your shit before the deed after she gets back. Can't be to careful.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 9:48:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
edit:

You probably read it before the edit.

That was a bit cold of me - sorry, man.






yes i did thanks
She already tried to get out of going because she has issues with the batchelorette. and she said whats to point of going without my man. but she had to go because she is a bridesmaid.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 10:05:23 AM EDT
Sorry Gotodengo...but my experience with Vegas and Bachelorette/Bachelor parties is just how you described....My first action after returning was telling my gf that she was not having her party there.

But all should be good if you trust your wife...
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 10:42:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 10:44:52 AM EDT by GonzoAR15-1]
Do you trust your wife?

If so, no biggie. For the strippers, the big "feather in the hat" will be the bride. Unless your wife is inclined to initiate something, she'll not get taken farther than she wants to.

For myself, I just don't "get" the whole pre-marital fuck fest parties.

One of the worst experiences in my life was in the Dorms at Colorado State University in 1992. A buddy of mine, a marine back from the first Gulf War, was getting married.

Bachelorette party was the week before.

Two days before the wedding, a video shows up at the dorms that shows his bride to be sucking off the stripper with a total mud shot. I mean full on porno shit with this "innocent" little woman sucking down the stripper's load right there on camera. And a note from a guy at the bar where the event was held (who was friends of mine, actually), saying "I video tape all of these things with the house camera up by the lights. Thought you should know."

My buddy went ballistic, it took six of us to hold him down and he had murder in his eyes. The guy knocked two people out cold during the struggle, and we literally had to "fight" him to keep him from leaving. It was fucking awful.

Bad, bad, scene. On the one hand, she obviously had no self control and it was better for him to know before hand, but DAYUM... what happened to having the respect for your lover to NOT put yourself into that kind of situation.

Ugh... I just as soon would skip this shit. But you set the precident going to one yourself, so you'll have to trust. Just try and read the signs when she returns and act accordingly.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 10:49:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 10:49:57 AM EDT by Planerench]
The feminine form of Bachelor is Spinster. The proper term is Spinster Party. Bachelorette is not a word. That would be like saying Unclette for Aunt.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 10:56:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Planerench:
The feminine form of Bachelor is Spinster. The proper term is Spinster Party. Bachelorette is not a word. That would be like saying Unclette for Aunt.

, what? are you serious? were you that kid in school who always felt the need to correct people?
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 11:01:15 AM EDT
I'd be pissed too.
But you did go to a bachelor party - you don't really have a leg to stand on.
But I know where you are coming from - your more mature s/o going out with her slutty friends.
Not fun.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:09:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 12:09:37 PM EDT by dawg_killer]

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
I'd be pissed too.
But you did go to a bachelor party - you don't really have a leg to stand on.
But I know where you are coming from - your more mature s/o going out with her slutty friends.
Not fun.


+1

My wife and I have a deal: I don't do anything she wouldn't do and vice versa. Keeps me out of the titty bars because I am WAY too jealous to let her be stuffing $$ in some dude's banana hammock. It's fair.

But I don't know if you can get the genie back in the bottle.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:11:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Planerench:
The feminine form of Bachelor is Spinster. The proper term is Spinster Party. Bachelorette is not a word. That would be like saying Unclette for Aunt.



from Merriam-Webster's site:

Main Entry: bach·e·lor·ette
Pronunciation: "bach-l&-'ret, "ba-ch&-
Function: noun
: a bachelor woman
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:30:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Go type in cheaters and strippers in mozilla. Get back to me



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Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:31:28 PM EDT
I think batchleorette and batchlore party's do absolutly nothing, they in no way honor the couple or each other.

Thats just me.

Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:34:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MinnesotaShooter:

Originally Posted By Planerench:
The feminine form of Bachelor is Spinster. The proper term is Spinster Party. Bachelorette is not a word. That would be like saying Unclette for Aunt.

, what? are you serious? were you that kid in school who always felt the need to correct people?



Really! Thats ever better than Bachelorette cause then Spinster has the additional meaning of "one who uses double speak and euphisims as damage control when dealing with an unfavorable (political) situation"! WHORES, all of them!
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:38:29 PM EDT
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I hate that fucking commercial...
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:38:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ZitiForBreakfast:
I think batchleorette and batchlore party's do absolutly nothing, they in no way honor the couple or each other.

Thats just me.




agree neither of us had stippers or anything. just a night with the boys/girls and no vegas.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:44:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ZitiForBreakfast:
I think batchleorette and batchlore party's do absolutly nothing, they in no way honor the couple or each other.

Thats just me.




Ditto
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:48:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gotodengo:
Well my wife just left for a batchleorette party in vegas for the weekend and to be honest im knida pissed. I told her to be good and have fun which im sure she will. but the question i have is how would you guys feel about your wife? I trust her and I know she wont fuck/suck anyone but everyone knows what chicks (all 10 years younger then my wife and single)do in vegas in a group of chicks. stippers I could give a shit, but you know they are going to act like little sluts, not actually doing anything but walking the walk and talking the talk.
Yeah i went to the batchelor party last weekend in vegas but everyone know what guys do there. they goto a strip joint where you cant touch anything then you get shitfaced and pass out.
Every single group of chicks we saw were acting like complete sluts, it was kinda gross seeing all the sluts with weding rings going up to random guys and asking them for their underwear or getting a kiss from a random guy and other stupid batchelorette party "games"
what do you think?



You know what time it is...
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 12:58:48 PM EDT
I don't agree with any of it, but you set the precedent, so sit in it and simmer...
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 1:19:31 PM EDT
While stationed on Fort hood I worked with a few battle buddies bouncing at strip clubs both male and female. I can tell you this after working a few batchelorette parties I will never marry. I have seen so many wives get buck wild at these parties. I have seen wives who looked so conservative sucking strippers cocks. I have seen wives let strippers fuck them and I have seen wives rim strippers. Dont for the love of god let your wife attend any batchlorette parties that will involve strippers. I have had wives try to get with me at these parties. I dont go for that shit because I dont want to get shot in the back by some angry husband. But one of my battle buddies had a weird fetish about fucking wives. By all means please be carefull.
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