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Posted: 9/9/2004 6:05:43 AM EST
how many machine guns can we buy when it expires?

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:06:22 AM EST
Never heard of it. Is this a fishing site?
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:07:46 AM EST
Silly. Everyone knows all guns are machines.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:12:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By POWER03:
Silly. Everyone knows all guns are machines.



And we all know there's only one reason to own one.
Killing people is all they are good for and only criminals use them.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:28:50 AM EST
as many as you can, but make sure you buy them from the guy who sells them out of his trunk!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:30:17 AM EST
you wont need to buy them, they will flood the streets. You will only have to walk out your door and pick one up.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:33:05 AM EST
i'm growing Uzi Trees in my yard!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:33:22 AM EST
And they can have multiple bayonet lugs. I can't wait to build my full auto revolver with 4 bayonets.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:34:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 6:35:10 AM EST by JCKnife]


Holy Shit! Where do I sign up? Is this a new CMP rifle? Or a new tax break for the rich?

(ETA: those idiot mommies, that rifle is a POST BAN!)
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:35:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
i'm growing Uzi Trees in my yard!



SWEET!
Let me know what kind of ammo you all need as I'm currently planting my ammo fields for harvest in the spring.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:36:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
i'm growing Uzi Trees in my yard!



Can't be--you're not in the "Uzi Triangle!"

I think they need that arid climate to grow. They'd rust where you are!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:36:38 AM EST
My M-14 field looks absolutely beautiful. Little buggers are thirsty too
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 6:38:49 AM EST
Miracle UZI grow!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:34:49 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:43:07 AM EST
I started a clip shop. What kind of mega bullet clips do you guys need for your machine guns?
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:49:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
www.millionmommarch.org/images/home/takeaction/billboard.gif

Holy Shit! Where do I sign up? Is this a new CMP rifle? Or a new tax break for the rich?

(ETA: those idiot mommies, that rifle is a POST BAN!)



They're not very bright....

I don't have enough room to grow fields of ammo on my property, so I'm just going to have to suffice with a greenhouse. It's gonna be like when we were kids on Easter morning!!! I'm gonna get up super duper early so I can be the first one out there picking up all the machine guns!! woo hoo!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:53:48 AM EST
I already talked to the local ice cream man and he said he's all set to go. He's even going to run a special, buy an Uzi and an AK-47 and all the clips you can carry are free. And there's even a 10%discount if your a kid. I can't wait.

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:59:50 AM EST
Free uzi mag with every push-up purchase!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:09:33 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 8:09:47 AM EST by Terrato]
Machine guns will fall from the sky and the streets will be filled with the blood of the innocent. Make sure to pack your helmet and your hip waders!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:10:35 AM EST
Man don't you guys know that the heavens will open up and rain AK47s and UZIs all across the land when the ban lifts.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:11:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By Terrato:
Machine guns will fall from the sky and the streets will be filled with the blood of the innocent. Make sure to pack your helmet and your hip waders!



DOH!!! beat me to it.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:16:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By peekay:
how many machine guns can we buy when it expires?




Are you NUTS?! You won't even have to! They'll be littering the streets.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 8:21:42 AM EST
Well, according to some people, machine guns and assault rifles will be on the streets. I'm going to drive around residential neighborhoods and pick up as many as I can!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 9:27:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
you wont need to buy them, they will flood the streets. You will only have to walk out your door and pick one up.



Don't forget you'll also have to step over the bodies of all the children they'll have killed. Those darn child killing assault weapons.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:57:42 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:06:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By drache:
And we all know there's only one reason to own one.
Killing people is all they are good for and only criminals use them.hr


So does that mean that's what you do with your firearm(s)
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:03:28 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:13:43 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:19:53 AM EST
I want one of those full-automatic revolvers I've been hearing so much about.
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