Quoted: The chicken doesn't bother me. I get absolutely enraged when someone puts some fucking shit on TV that makes me have to fucking listen to anybody eating or drinking or listen to their bodily functions. If I wanted to hear somone fucking chewing their goddamn cud, I'd fucking watch CNN all damn day. That fucking shit absolutely pisses me off beyond belief.
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Ab-So-Farkin'-Lutely!!! I thought I was the only one on earth who was irritated beyond belief because of that crap. And those goddamned dusgusting "medical" commercials:
"Is your asshole rotting out?! Are you
impotent because of all the pus dripping out of your engorged, diseased prostate?! Do you have to wear diapers to catch the discharge?!"
"I talk to men all day who can't fuck. Just can't do it. Nada. Nothin'. Blah-blah-blah."
"Let's talk about old people for a minute. Let's talk about bladders and diarrhea...!"
Half the commercials are about malfunctioning whangs and the other half have rap "music" in them.
I can probably hit a "mute" button faster than any man alive.