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Posted: 8/21/2001 11:58:58 AM EDT
Main Entry: lim·er·ick Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik Function: noun Etymology: Limerick, Ireland Date: 1896 : a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba Example: There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Rules: Follow the form in the examples above Everyone writes only one line per limerick The person who comes up with the 5th(last) line of the limerick gets to start a new one. First up: [b]There once was a man from wisconsin[/b]
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who tatooed an AR on his johnson
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Schnake - You are dealing with people who identify more with Dr. Seuss and the Cat in the Hat, than with limericks. [}:D] It's hard to soar like an eagle when the sky is littered with turkeys. [}:D]
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There once was a flake named McUzi....
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"My BF's got a .50 - so I win"
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No, I'm sorry, but "San Quentin" doesn't rhyme with either "Wisconsin" or "Johnson". [rolleyes] How about: It still isn't much of a sponson. [?] Next limerick: Eugene made a nifty black rifle
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There once was a boy named JoJo With pics of many a Ho Ho. He dressed up in drag And had sheep to shag But they bleated and said he was so-so.
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A website that was such a doozie With links for many a floozie made hanfire so mad and the rest so sad cuz the site it belonged to McUzi.
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A new, lighweight rifle, all black, Made all the old timers go "Aaack". Mattel never made it. It "sproinged" when you shot it. And now there's nothing else in the rack. Well, I tried. Norm
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On A R Fifteen dot Com, There's folks alike and aplomb, with nothing to say but post crap all day while discussing the nuclear bomb.
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The old timers had the Garand And it shot well full of sand The M Sixteen needs to be clean in order to fire as planned.
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An ole rifle called the AK... Shot well back in the day. All my commie friends, think its the living end, But they are all dead anyway.
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DVDtracker has a Glock it smells like a dirty sock He never cleans it shoots like he means it It runs like a new swiss clock. (ok, ok, that one had a dirty ending waiting to happen, I was nice...this time)
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The silly antis will say That rifle's just spray and pray We know it's crap they should have the clap So they can't reproduce anyway.
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I want a good F-A-L my state congress does tell That I can not get a rifle to hit our children from halfway to hell. [:(]
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The carefree Aussies said Hey Why do we need NRA? Then the antis won by taking their guns Now all they can say is G'Day
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A nice young man named SteyrAug got married and moved to a bog his toys are so cool and make us all drool he still ain't as cute as my dog.
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I tried a match at 600 yards Quickly finding that it was too far I was failing to score Needing a free-floated bore I tossed the rifle back in the car
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I was on here during Y2K Anticipating Algore's inauguration day Prices of prebans went nuts along with telescoping rifle butts But the antis where finally held at bay
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From ohio all down to texas The talk was the battle of sexes. Miss Magnum then said you'll all end up dead unless you buy my new Lexus.
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These rhymes will keep getting worse until the good Mods start to curse the thread will then close and everyone knows that someone will start a new verse.
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There was a young lad named Jojo who used guns to work out his mojo he said to his womenz, I dont know what a gun is, so give me your dress I'm a homo.
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All calibers big down to small Some friends want to own 'em all I think they're funny it'd cost to much money And can't fit in a house so small.
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[size=5] DELETED!!!!!!!! NEVER FUCKING MIND! BITING MY LIP! [/size=5] Assholes.
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There once was a man named Dave who went out an bought an AK "I have to admit, the accuracy is shit, but think of the money I'll save".
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[b]someone finish this one[/b] I once bought a rifle from Hesse The quality was to say the least, messy The damn thing wouldn't shoot Hesse didn't give a hoot
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This board has a good Evil Jew His picture he posted too. Twas good enough But didn't look tough So now his name will be Pikajew.
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Originally Posted By dangerousdan: [b]someone finish this one[/b] I once bought a rifle from Hesse The quality was to say the least, messy The damn thing wouldn't shoot Hesse didn't give a hoot
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So I sold it to your sister Bessie?
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Our dear brother named Landon had a good limerick to hand in. He had to delete His rhyme discreet And laughed at us with abandon.
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Originally Posted By dangerousdan: [b]someone finish this one[/b] I once bought a rifle from Hesse The quality was, to say the least, messy Damn thing wouldn't shoot Hesse didn't give a hoot I even returned it expressee
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Oh well, Norm
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Whenever I`m out at the range The people all look at me strange Your rifle you see looks evil to me But I tell them it`s not going to change
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Imbrog|io has but a snubby and a 10/22 for his cubby The UN's his pal along with old Al Mention them and he'll get a chubby.
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GoatBoy, Paul, Ed and Don R, all come here from places afar they are all mods with beer ladden bods who lock threads from near and from far.
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From Texas we have Lord Trader from kali who used to root Raider He's in a slump his shotgun can't pump and now hunts as the Poon Crusader
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Some big states they aren't so free It causes the good locals to flee we here cast our lot to polis who've taught That bad guns will kill you and me.
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I think that i've rhymed myself out. So for now, there's no need to shout. Come on back later, Go boil a tater, Never know what'll come out my spout.
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an AK limerick There once was a boy with an AK who said AR-15's were all GAY ...but AK's shoot like SHIT cause they have a LOOSE FIT I'll take an AR-15 any day M4-AK [-!-!-]
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For Bushmaster Fans You can buy AR's made in Hartford if you work for months to Afford but don't be a dolt and save money for Colt's cause you can have Quality Bushmaster's much faster M4-AK [spank]
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